Don't put car in gear while stopped or it wears out throwout bearing

>dont use petrol it will clog your fuel filter
fuck off

>don't run your engine because it causes wear
>don't move your car because it causes wear
>don't sit in your car because it wears the seat and fabric out
>don't use the stereo because it wears it out and ruins the speakers
>don't turn any lights on because it'll wear out the globes, wiring and battery
>don't open any doors because it wears the hinges out and causes the doors to sag
>also it ruins the seals
>don't roll down the windows down because it ruins the seals
>don't roll the windows up because it puts strain on the motors

Don't own a car because it causes too much strain for Veeky Forums.

>don't increase speed or it wears out accelerator

waaaht

If you are not at 5k RPM when going 50 you do something wrong.

this is how I figured out Veeky Forums was full of bus riding faggots. people were bitching about repair bills that wouldn't even get you 4 tires on a shitbox car. they're literally the niggers you see riding on 15 y/o tires with the belts showing through.

this is true

>you have to revmatch perfectly when downshifting OR YOUR CLUTCH IS GOING TO EXPLODE

For me, it was when I talked about replacing the fuel lines on my old mazda b2200 and some faggot bitched about how I could afford taking it to the mechanic when I had stated I could only afford basic liability insurance.
Either his reading comprehension was fucked, or he was unable to understand that some people can actually work on their own cars, instead of letting some grease monkey fuck around with it.

Your motor will explode. That's why I never downshift. Ever.

that looks like a weird uncanny tay. her proportions are off and it makes me uncomfy. taytay does not approve

Also, OP was making a point of car Veeky Forumstism. That's how you rhetorical device. Learn to meme at a grade 11 level, friendo.

Reminder that automatic was invented because women found manual too difficult

Explains why most men are pussies these days and even fewer drive stick

What's easier to fix/replace? Your brake pads or your clutch/throwout bearing?

Here's a hint, brakes.

Unless of course you're just paying some gorilla to hang around on your shit in which case, you deserve all the pain and suffering in the world.

yeah that's why I am in 596th gear right now. No downshifts only upshifts

>tfw too intelligent to drive a manual

Automatics were designed to allow you to use your brains full potential to deal with more important issues, instead of relegating some of its power to changing gears.

A computer can change gears in the time it takes you to think about changing gears. Only rock throwing cavemen cling to the idea of manual transmissions being superior to automatics.

I throw spears, thank you very much.

i ride the bus to avoid putting wear on my car

or drive a honda with no tachometer then you just clutch in smash that gas pedal and downshift like your about to shoot off into space

If you were so intelligent it wouldn't tax your poor mind to know when to shift retard

What about the transmission fluid retard

Sorry buddy, I'm too busy designing and over seeing the construction of the next generation of manned spacecraft. Some of us have more important things to think about then when to change gears or when to flip burger patties.

Actual retard

kys

not as fragile as the flywheel and sheit

not running a car in a long time causes wear. automakers pls

>I don't minimize unnecessary wear
we all want you to maximize wear, OP
so go to hell

more like
>don't drive it wears down your wallet

who is this retarded old chinky woman