/utg/ - Undertale General

It's going pretty well.
Currently i'm checking out the new dlc for crypt of the necrodancer.
And waiting for Petra to show up here.
How about you, goatmom?

Noice.

same, except this goat. I'd like to lift with that goat though
Sounds like a pretty chill day. You get that leather?
Same! Got done with work a little early, now I'm here!

*Doing, not "going"
the hell is wrong with me...

You can either give up or leave because this is what happens to all these generals at one point or another

ye

it still fit the sentence structure dont kill yourself my man

Ooooh yeees...

>dont kill yourself my man
Don't worry - i have reasons to live.
Mostly bot-related reasons.

best friends...?

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Best friends

I love this fish.

...

But would you fuck the spider?

I love this goat!

Tactical retreat initiated.

How would you react in this situation?

Also - i'm just gonna leave this here:
youtube.com/watch?v=HVU27pIZUrQ

But would you protect people from lewding the spider like this guy?

...

There's nothing wrong with taking the spider on a nice date, getting a little loose and fucking her raw for an hour or two.

anyone has the new tracks?

Bereavement?

>continued

imgur.com/RlgvozM

*Adrenaline still fresh in your veins from the fall
*you give a mighty war cry,
*and leap at the shocked flower.
*...he does not respond well

*A sudden voice calls out...

*A large monster stands in the doorway
*you then realize the talking flower is gone

yes that one.
I asked the person directly but they have no cd player

ask asgore what hes doing there. if we dont know him ask who he is then ask why hes there

Absolutely. The spider is for hugging, caring and protecting. Holding hands is fine.

No clue about that man, now you've got me curious.

dang dude

>Ptoo
That's cute.

So, um...
user rolls up his sleeves and gets ready for round two - this time with asgore.
Then he just... fucking...
Trips and falls flat on his face or just bounces off Asgore...
Wow - this is harder than i expected.
I'm out - I can't think of anything even remotely interesting.

What characterfag do you think should stop coming here?

doing things to this goat!

PSA: The "Space Junk" shirt comes with a ghost sandwich. That is all.

Can you guys just post stuff? I don't care if it's just talking about your favorite, I don't like death. Hell, maybe we could talk about this ?
Does anyone know what this track is?

Sure user!

Where did you get this user?

Funny - I had a nice little conversation the other day with my friend about death.
Surprisingly - it was quite interesting and wasn't grim at all.

>shit on people for posting stuff both related to and unrelated to Undertale
>wonder why people don't want to post stuff
Wow I wonder why?

heres a thing

psifreezeomega.tumblr.com/post/156411020285/the-super-exclusive-ut-ce-as-you-can-see-i-was
Dude I follow got his physical copy

I didn't do anything.
Thank you.
Huh, that's rare.

>Huh, that's rare.
You mean that bot gif?

...

>I don't like death
It seems you need a bit of UNDYING.
huehuehuehue

Now, I remember someone mentioned an user called /sp/ider or something like that. Do you know anything about him?

This triggers at least one person

sup

today is a good day
thanks a bunch, twitter guy

He was an user who talked to other anons about anons. That's all you need to know.

Not even on their computer?

*ACT *Stuff face in breasts

I'm sure its obvious but pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GWHSoUEAAIJPX.jpg:orig and
pbs.twimg.com/media/C3GWIIoVUAEJ84s.jpg:orig
are 1 comic that I should have put right after each other but I accidentally posted one between them

Great
That, and actually talking about death without it being grim. All my experiences talking about it are grim, even with family members. Nice gif though.
Ha
Kek.

Yeah, /sp/ider user was a polite spider poster who got sick, reappeared for a while, then disappeared again.
There's always that one guy.

Secret goat dad

does it matter? There should be 199 other people who could reveal that track

...

I don't like that picture

>making him cry

ewwwwwwwwwww

Oh, user...

sorry

secret mompost

sure i just got here though. im gonna post a pic of my favs then go lurking again maybe

A thought just occurred, some of our newfags don't know about Aesthetics!

That boob window.
Hhhnnngghhh.

Well - the gist of this conversation was that if i die i want to do it in the most messy possible.
I want to piss someone off for the last time - someone who will have to clean this mess.

So, yeah - it's closed casket for me.

Don't worry, i still love you.
Nice mommy, user!

It was a shitty unfunny meme so let's keep it that way

i appreciate this post

no worries, I got it

Papyrus slowly realizing and accepting that Undyne isn't coming back is so damn sad, I should go searching for fics about it

>my only chance to find someone interested in sports
>GONE
k...

B-but user, that's hot! If you start doing stuff like that...
You better go all the way

A fallen comrade... May his spider waifu have him on her web.
I have a hard time finding people into sports here, apart from those who work out for their favorite. Do you also work out for your fav or something of the sort?

>That pic
>That filename
I'm getting mixed messages here

Cute! Goatmom is immensely cute!
And momfags are cute too!

>That boob window.
Don't stare at it for too long or she'll get closer and spear you!

>And momfags are cute too!

user, you're too kind

Thanks
That doesn't sound pleasant at all!
Yes! I do a bit of exercising for my favorite. It's not hardcore, nor does it involve the gym, but I do exercise at home.

There's a board called /sp/ where a bunch of people like sports.

In my AU instead of being broken after the experiments Alphys did on him to get Gaster's respected Sans instead stayed determined and unveiled that she was a fraud and not a real scientist and used his new powers to put her behind bars and he's the royal scientist instead of Papyrus and builds Mettaton instead of Alphys and fixes the Amalgamates

>Don't stare at it for too long or she'll get closer and spear you!
I'm not going anywhere!
*Challenge

At that point i will not care at all. At least people would remember me for something.

Come on now, don't be killing yourself.

Just being honest! You are all super huggable!

That's great. Exercise at the gym is very expensive after all, with a bit of equipment you can do pretty much the same at home.
For how long have you been doing it?

>/sp/
>talking about sports
You innocent soul... Apart from gamethreads that board is pure shitposting and meme spamming

>challenge
Oh boy, you done fucked up! I'm finna beat you and use your butt as a pillow, Mettaton!

death is something that unites us all

I love this spider.
He was a nice user who would always wish other anons a good day, afternoon or night and ask them about their day. He got some kind of infection and disappeared for a while. Last time he was here he said he was well and recovering. If I recall correctly he was mostly into basketball. We found out about it when he mistakenly posted here about his favorite team instead of its respective thread. He was also working on a Burgerpants x Nicecream Guy fic but never delivered.

i appreciate you too user

Sorry, I don't go there but I also don't want it brought here please.

shuddup it's not real tears!!!!!

...

I've been exercising since before Undertale, but my favorite motivated me even more. I've been doing it for about four years, and have lost about 55 pounds

I guess.
She's a great spider.

I want to comfort goat dad

k

>he will never be this happy to see you

Jokes on you I got there first!

Don't worry, user. I'm thinking about offing myself (well - not anymore).

Oooohhh~
Is that a threat, or a promise, darling?

Reminds me of my dog when he tries to hump me and I have to kick him off my bed

Its not a very pleasant time

Oh no...

they are good lads and I'm always happy to see them

to be fair, a lot of the more popular boards are like that
/co/'s usually all right for the most part
every time I try to browse Veeky Forums and /tv/ I feel like I'm entering the twilight zone

Will hug.
Of course she is!

edgy kingdings