Let us imagine a hypothetical situation for every Veeky Forumstist out there

Supercharged Toyota Previa

was just about to comment the same thing

Kill wife, eat children, keep shitbox.

I had a Mazda5. It isn't really a "mini-van", more of a "micro-van. It's the only minivan with a 6-speed manual. It's based off of the Mazda3, so all the MazdaSpeed3 stuff will bolt up.

I'd definitely own another one.

Those last 3 kids better be thin or else you'll need either a container on the roof or a trailer to haul your shit

>helpless teens porn

My nigga

get a 90s dodge caravan and make it sick

This motherfcuker

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Observe. The Renault Avantime.

It doesn't look like shit and has a V6.

If I'm forced to eat shit, might as well make the shit look good with some sprinkles.

Ugly is better than boring.

Just look like you're on a mission trip wherever you go

Chrysler Pacifica.

Great minivan. Pretty nice to drive, comfy, great sound system and appliances. Gonna get myself one when I have kids.

But then again, I actually like minivans.

Ford Galaxy, because build quality.

I'm fucking keeping my own car and the motorbike, though.

>Why yes, I would love to drive a minivan where you sit as far away from the front edge as you do in a large sedan but you have no hope of seeing where the front ends.

Eh, I already have two kids and my Altima does fine.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j29ozp_yM
And yer welcome...

Technically the Pacifica is a crossover
Don't get one without the 4.0 either

>now have three children.
why do people do this to themselves?
One is enough, 2 should be the maximum

Thanks Murrika for building a full-size looking van but the size of European vans.

>Said every soccer mom

If I had to, I'd get the Ford S-Max. Handsome, smooth ride, nice interior and you can them with the old Focus ST's 2.5 flat-5 engine

look at all that head room though

I'm a soccer dad at heart, what can I say

i have 3 brothers. do your children a favor and dont have more than two or three.

The brand new pacifica is definitely a minivan

Where did this meme come from that just because you have one or two kids you have to get a minivan/suv? A four door sedan does just fine...

You're right, I was thinking of the first one

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People think bigger is better so they get bigger cars. originally, it was the MPV but wised up because the old ones were seen as vans with seats and windows.

So they moved onto the SUV. Owning an SUV is like owning a nuclear missile; because you have one and so, for everyone else's personal safety, they have one too.

Man, the Range Rover Vogue SE has a lot to answer for...

Because your kids eventually make friends, and those friends want to go to the park to run around. And your wife wants to be able to take all of them. That's when you need more seats. and don't forget the bikes, roller blades, scooters, and skateboards they wanna bring too

Have you ever sat in one of those things? I swear it's 3ft from the steering wheel to windshield..

My parents had the Transport, same fucking thing
Shit was actually comfy and had balls for back then with the 3800

does this count?

She's going to get a twin turbo flex, whether she wants it or not.

I hit up an import joint and get sum JDM TYTE van just to spite her.

I will be Flexin'...

>not being able to afford both
And I'd prefer a wagon desu senpai

Never. If it comes to that, and I had to choose my family or racing, bitch I love going fast. I'd rather be happy than give up that tuned up shitbox of mine.

i wouldn't get married to a stupid cunt who insists i get rid of my hobbies for the fuck trophies she popped out in the first place.

also, how the fuck is pic related or something similar not a good family car?

Best answer.

Weren't there less than 100 that made it to burgerland?

Found the virgin

>tfw no mid engined minivan

Pilot is a cross over. The task is very specific about vans. You tried. You failed

found the one who's gonna settle for a fat whore to not be alone for the rest of his life

have fun driving her sons to school in your cuckmobile famalam

>reproducing
>marriage

>living far enough from the park that you need to walk there

Either the TCR20 Previa AWD S/C or the Sienna with the 2GR-FE.

I do love Honda and everything, but >timing chains

Every other brand a massive fucking shit.

They do and they're quite roomy (don't know if roomy enough for burgers)

Plastic body on those fuckers. Never rusted.

Too bad the body is such a dated design because they last forever.

>ghetto booty

I'm not an immigrant so I don't know anything about European cars.. Had to google this one.

Why the fuck did ford use "Galaxy" for a minivan and "Galaxie" for the 60s land barge?

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>Let us imagine a hypothetical situation for every Veeky Forumstist out there.
alright
>You have gotten married and now have three children.
Those kids had better be from the spouse's previous relationship, or adopted. I'm gay.
>Your spouse insists on you buying a people carrier/mini-van and get rid of that silly japanese shitbox from the 90s.
alright. I could deal with that
>Now imagine for a second that you wouldn't kill a motherfucker for even suggesting that and instead, gun to your temple, had to choose a 7-seat mini-van.
No one said 7 seater. That's not happening
>Not a crossover, not an SUV but a mini-van. No mods, no engine swaps, no drivetrain swaps, just a stock piece of shit bone stock mini-van that any old normie can and would drive.
I have no problem with minivans
>What would Veeky Forums choose?
One of 2 vans.
1987 to 1990 Dodge Caravan Turbo
2005 to 2009 Mazda 5
>Why?
They're about the same size, fun to drive and came with a 5 speed manual. I can eventually work on the vans with the kids when they're older, modifying the vans and teaching the kids about the glory of sleepers.
youtube.com/watch?v=F3Gdm_e_hxs
youtube.com/watch?v=Zuelu1mc47U

Must get rid of shitbox and get minivan? OK

5spd Turbo minivan shitbox.

lol
>owning a 90s japanese shitbox
owns a 2002 ford falcon has room for 3 already.
but if i must get rid of it
>ford E-150 best van because mini vans are shit. no real room to put in tv screen or any of the good stuff and why do you need 7 seats if there is only 5 in your family?
plus as the kids grow they will want to bring their friends along, and got room for them as well...
>OP didnt think this through did he?

First car I drove and that dash is nostalgic.

obviously previa midshipparu mastuerrace

Keeping the shitbox, I bought myself a vasectomy for my 25th birthday.

That interior color... Jesus....

I was raised in one of these. Dad enjoyed his ride, and Mom never complained about a thing. She also never got to drive it.

Backed.