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Previous Thread:

1st for assgays.

1) your age
2) number of gfs you've had
3) your rank

>25
>0
>global

2nd for traps are not gat

>35 ADR
GOATMEISTER

im balding

olof keeping the pronax legacy alive

forst for DANMARK

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 in order

NA HAIR

24
0
>playing the 5v5 minigame

>25
>4
>still calibrating but if my dota mmr is anything to go buy i bet I'm silver

>24
>0
>lem

>30
>2
>GE

>disco

>23
>1
>DMG

disco doplan

more like

disco NOFRAG

DISCO DOPLAN HAHAHAHAHAHA

SILVER 3 DOPLAN

>swedes in 2017
Gross desu.

>Panic at the disco
okay irrelevant bands from the mid 00s always get me

>I've got more ass then all of them combined

>19
>0
>MGE

imagine if fnatic had flusha instead of dubploon..

28
2
i don't play games competitively

>1st for best waifu
Official /csgog/ waifu

>IT'S A PANIC AT THE DISCO
You know he was saving that one!

post more zaaz

best swedistan team

>Lekr0
>flusha
>dennis
>f0rest
>KRIMZ

prove me wrong

>panic at the disco
I'm the new cancer

pistols lel

>boasting about being obese

i'm a girl you retard

>boasting about being obese

>sandniggerina
>blond hair

still fat

pretty good

personally i think it's good to have 1 player who maybe is a bit inconsistent but occasionally goes insane and destroys everyone

twist and JW are kinda like that

>a literal gypsy escort
fuck off

post dick

I'm not sure you know what obese means

literally nys if ur a fat grill lmao

great spray mate very skilled

I can't you retard! The rope will snap.

...

26
3? engaged now
MGE

>tfw I'll never know what a girl butt smells like and how nice they are

easiest u's of my life lmao

girl butt smells like your butt

its tragic how hard olof fell off

1) your age
2) your height
3) your weight
4) your body fat percentage

hormones take a big part in how you smell thats why girls and boys smell different

>"Do you like the meal I prepared for us user?"
>"Let's go back to the couch and watch the ELEAGUE stream user!"
>"...yes I know that if fnatic wins you get to tie me up later and do that thing you like"

why even live

he's so bad

>he diddnt sniff chairs at school

>asstralis gets most of their kills through smokes and wall bang
Great scene guys

>25
>6'8
>300
>0%

how do you know this

so general burger and memler to cast finals?

>23
>183 (6 feet)
>74 (162)
>15%

my butt smells pretty bad, but I just don't believe a nice girl butt is a bad smell, i just don't buy it. they look wonderful and nice

>r9k destroying another thread
just jerk off and start working out retard

i've never done anal so pansy will have to teach me

>25
>187
>75
>dunno

i swear disco is so scared of actually taking any initiative and trying to peek an enemy

>30
>187
>120 kg
>100% idk lmao

those poor tits, kinda feel bad for them

was that a lock on with the awp on twist?

28
193
111
30%

tfw fat

DAN and JAMES hopefully.

fat fuck retard Anders and fag Semmler are unbearable. Even more reddit than HenryG and Fagokist

the way he spins around after that really makes you think

fnatic are losing because olof is playing like ABSOLUTE shit though

>nu fnatic
just hang it up

disco botlan

Dan and James dont get big casts.

true but you can really tell disco is scared of taking direct aim duels against the astralis players

he is constantly trying to play some weird off-angles and hoping the enemies walk into his crosshairs

your butt would smell nice if you would keep it clean :3

>watching cs on such a small tv

srs poorfags

Just a shitpost.

fuck astralis and fuck danish people

WOOO

this tbqh

What the fuck I've been in the old thread for 30min. Make it more noticeable when you make a new thread, fag.

seems like leddo is more your style

olof is done

I think we are forgetting that his is actually a semi final of a major

just a thought

Is Sadokist angry?

Why is he always shouting?

>sadokist being the only caster who has any fucking idea about bomb timer

i literally just ctrl+F "cross-t" for the link because it always has the "(Cross-thread)" part in the end

>swedish scene in the current year

>olof 7 kills 24 rounds in
but le disco bot haha

>olof didnt see hes walking into fire because of 4:3

rofl

>olof beats device's ump with usp
lmao

goddamnit olof

you are literally retarded

...

desu olof should have been the one to get kicked from fnatic

>olof afraid to go 2v1

yep he's done before he would just charge in and try now he pussies out.

>tfw you'll never go into the bathroom immediately after Juliano has left it, having just taken a huge, reeking, vile shit

why the fuck live

disco isn't even a bot the problem is he clearly lacks the confidence to go for the plays he should make. like he doesn't seem to trust his own ability to win aim duels

it's frustrating watching him honestly

...

Thoorin non-stop sucking Device off on twitter now. Still not a fanboy of course. I'm getting really tired of it.