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Previously on /dbt/

1st for horsepower

>want to ride with just a helmet because putting on gear takes a while
>know that the wind will just push my shirt into my beer gut and perky man tits
just FUCK me up desu

>putting on gear takes a while
What? How long it takes to put on a jacket?

why is the katana a meme

looks like turbo hot disco trash

shh it's an excuse for me to squid

>being a disgusting fatbody
You best unfuck yourself Pvt Pile

lose weight and getted tatted up to live up the the biker squid expectationd

i like the katana.

Buying this today to add to my collection of weekend fun bikes.

>This triggers the /dbt/

looks like a girls bike.

looks nice except the flat ass seat

Black>grey

And how much are you paying for that turd, exactly?

>entire picture only contains 2.5 horsepower
amazing

>i dont like pop up headlights

had stuff for to weeks of camping on the back of the bike

they should reboot the katana and skip the bubble fairings

Only rednecks in america have trucks, hope you realize this.
I literally don't remember having ever seen a truck in real life in all my life.
Again, you glossed over the biggest chunk of history.
>If you know you're never going to go there, the odds that you know the things like that is very little
That's not how history or education all around work.
I'm hating on no one, just stating facts and asking a simple question.
Have you never seen a picture of the Amazonia?
>sorry dont speak Italian, might have overseen a sign
Rule of thumb in the vast majority of places is that the centre is closed except for the people who live there.

that expression means how much did it cost

Your editing needs work

Rude
Its the phone. The pic was burnt as hell.

>Only rednecks in america have trucks, hope you realize this.
>I literally don't remember having ever seen a truck in real life in all my life.

im guessing you live some where that you dont have to deal with the winter.

But I want flat sides

>I literally don't remember having ever seen a truck in real life in all my life
Of course not, you are a yuropoor

Squidding is p fun
>No helmet laws in Colorado
>Sweating intensifies

Have fun

OP should have named this 'assblasted italians edition'

>That's not how history or education all around work
I highly doubt you know anything about the 3/5s compromise.

The point is, and or most recent election proves this, most people only give a shit about history and culture that they live in.

is paleo a meme

Everything is a meme

The diet? Probably. The palio is tight though, it's super fun.

No it realy did happen, between the pliocene and mesolithic.

oh okay, well we had most of stuff already at home, like the sideboxes and the duffel bags. The bike is actually my moms bike i borrowed from her for the trip an she allready had the tank bag.
I did built the luggage rack out of some metal plates myself. Did the plastic coating of ot at the university for free so I only really needed two new brackets for the sideboxes and that was about 25€ each from ebay.
More expensive was tent, sleeping bag, sleeping mat, gas cooker, camping pots etc.

because worst girl liked it

Dat caprese salad tho

Seconded.

>opinel

U a good negro

(You)

I live in the Alps in a place full of farms.
Still better than being a tripfag.
Are you the same guy from before who couldn't manage to unlock the handlebars?
>most people are ignorant
Are you, or do you want to be, most people?

I may be an idealist but for me it's unbelievable that someone intelligent enough to use a computer and post on Veeky Forums is surprised by seeing an old european village.

>1st for horsepower
1 horsepower
ftfy

Negro, I've been all over yurop, including Italy. That being said, I can 100% believe some people have never been.

>worst girl
>not wanting a tallish, tight-bodied-yet-well-endowed girl
>not wanting a girl who ATGATT in the best way possible
>not wanting twin tails which means bedroom handlebars
Do you even.

>Are you the same guy from before who couldn't manage to unlock the handlebars?
No but that sounds hilarious.

>implying you have to be intelligent to post on Veeky Forums
Wow that captcha is a real toughy.

Nah, ur a daft cunt, Rin best girl except maybe Raimu.

Raimu is best girl

>All these tripfags
>The four horsemen of the apocalypse

>except maybe Raimu
Not gonna lie, I'd eat that Christmas Cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I wanna get a Raimu body pillow and hang it in my garage.

>Rule of thumb in the vast majority of places is that the centre is closed except for the people who live there.
wouldn't have known that, was searching for a petrol station and
>pic related
my satnav told me to go there

You got the cash and you're in California. Do it and post it.

What pose would she even have ?

sensible_chuckle.gif

>Calling a namefag a tripfag
wew lad

That's not what I said, in fact I said the exact opposite. I have a rough idea of what Amazonia looks like even thought I've never been there.
He still couldn't manage after we told him how to do it.
And yet you failed to pass the tripfag exam.
Well maybe it wasn't, there should be a sign.

>Rule of thumb in the vast majority of places is that the centre is closed except for the people who live there.
>Ich spreche kein Italienisch

Problem solved

guess my Veeky Forums lingo isn't up to your standards

One of these, you can ride pillion on her Kawa

>tfw no rotary baiku
Do you guys think there will ever be another?

No. And if it does exist it will be stupid

>Really want a v-twin liter sportbike
Who makes the best one under 6k? I'm sure the Panigale 959 is the best but way out of my budget. I'm thinking RC51 or RSV Mille, kind of leaning towards the mille.

No..?
Rotary engines died for a reason.

Nortan made one for the isle of man but apparently the high strung rotary produced an unholy amount of heat.

>I have a rough idea of what Amazonia looks like even thought I've never been there.
You sound very conceited. That's great that you can imagine it, but not everyone is you.

just get a tuono

Racing tuck on baiku in bikini

>FUCHS
>0

I can respect that

...

I don't frequent bike threads often, and so I'm admittedly ignorant compared most of you, but I want a simple, reliable, reasonably powered, affordable cruiser. Just looking for something the wife and I can take on trips around back roads and around town for fun, with no fuss. Side note: don't care about mods, loud exhaust, going fast, etc.

Was thinking a used honda rebel... did I miss the mark?

I'd buy that for a dollar

Unless your wife is Rosy Palm, you should get something bigger.

some kind of jap cruiser around the 750cc range.

will have all what you covered and be cheap.

shadow or a rebel, such and such.

Ignorance of the law is not an excuse, if they want to fine you, they will.
Especially if you're a kraut.
Italians love to fuck over foreigners.
>somehow common knowledge is being conceited
Next you're telling me you can't read Greek and Latin.
Seriously though, you should concern more with the state of american education instead of being this touchy.

TL1000S
SV1000
RC51

Tuono, easily
Futura if you want vaporware

Thank you. We ride around on the weekend 2up on my scooter, so even a 250/300 would seem like a huge upgrade. I'm guessing something 750'ish would take care of the "i got a 250 but i wish i had bought something bigger from the beginning." situation?

never listen to tripfags

600cc performance bikes can be a much for some new people but cruisers in the 750 area are far from something to fear. you will be fine.

750 v2 here
Engine is top comfy
If you want sporty it can be geared lower
Mad torks
Decent fuel economy
Quiet if you need to
Loud if you want to

>Bought bike bike three weeks ago
>immediately got learners permit
>test was easy, reupped my drivers license at the same time, test also easy
>schedule soonest skills test
>3 weeks out, fml
>yesterday, go in to take it before the mother of all rainstorms hits southern california
>while waiting for the tester to come out I went around the course a few times
>wew lad why to people say this is so hard
>pass it without issue
>M1 coming in mail as we speak.

Why did everyone talk that shit up to be so hard. Even the lady said she was surprised I passed because like less than 1 in 10 people pass it. I don't get it.

Greatly appreciated...

No one says it is hard.....

>have no friends
>know no one that rides a motorcycle
>want p. sweet pictures to put on social media to appear like Im not a basement dweller
>buy a drone

Are drones the new lonely man's friend? Will there ever be a day where we can reliably set a drone to follow us around taking sik vids on our baikus to show people I haven't talked to in years on facebook?

Out here the ladies are cunts and will argue with you why you cant take the test.

Literally everyone that I've talked to has said it was hard, even people on /dbt/. That you cant pass it on certain bikes and you need loads of practice, etc.

>she was surprised I passed because like less than 1 in 10 people pass it

yeah nah. more like 1 out of 50 have trouble.

GoPro strapped to your helmet m8

We're living in the future

if everyone on dbt thinks it is hard then why did 99% of people who have a bike on this thread pass their license first try?

I think the lady at the DMV that administers the test would have a better pulse of how many people pass and fail that some random autist on the internet.

Almost everyone on /dbt/ takes the MSF course.

Only people I've heard talking about the skills test say they cant pass it so they have to take the MSF course.

It's only hard if you've never piloted anything with a clutch before. I could have passed the test the day I took the permit test. That said, a lot of those instructors will try and fail you your first time.

a random autist on the internet that passed his test 1st try with 49 other people. 1 had to retake it and passed

i think you are just stroking your ego now buddy

Except the vast majority of anons who do not live in America?
Daily reminder that even WR managed to pass the much stricter germanistan test first time

I guarantee all the people saying the skills test never even took it and just went to the msf. Or just don't have an M1.

Knowing how to ride with a clutch doesn't make the test easy. Very low sped bike handling is an acquired skill that you don't learn just cruising the streets. You actually have to practice to acquire the skills.

The only people who don't need to practice probably have some sort of dirt riding background where they acquired the skills.

Nobody throws a leg over a motorcycle and instantly knows how to roll a consistent near perfect circle at 5-7mph. If you claim you do you're a fucking liar and nobody believes you.

It's especially hard on sportier bikes with steep rake, bad turning circles, and taller first gears.

>tfw doing the MSF after riding for years
And they put me on a KLX250 when I was still riding my KLX300.

cool anecdote

>Except the vast majority of anons who do not live in America?
Then they don't take the same test and their opinion is irrelevant.
Mudcountries also have limits on learner bikes so shitskins outside the U.S. are taking their tests on easier bikes.

Cool bike man, thought about about a RS125 before i got hitched. Your setup seems good for the primary rider, but i'd imagine a passenger would get fatigued after a short ride due to high knee positioning and back posture.

Even the Australians have to pass stricter shit than the skills course to get their license?

Maybe Americans are just shit riders in general.

>pretty mum with her small child walking past my driveway right when I started up the engine
>she gets down low, points and says 'look, a MOTORCYCLE'
>could have smiled, waved and invited the toddler to twist the throttle
>instead I just ignored them and rode away