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Sneaky snax edition

Virtus.Poop vs ASStralis now in the grand finals

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no medals
not the biggest prize pool
bad computers
bad hotels
no/small crowd
bad/small venue
there is nothing to be amazed of("wow!")
this is not a major but "EL season 3"
it doesnt feel special (major) at all
Valve need to step up a lot to host majors(not just Majors by name) again.

3 min break? wtf

VP is reddit

Denmark

>bo3 final
>american cringe
>small empty arena
>nuke
>anders and cummler
>no NiP
>no Vega
>permanent ads on stream
>shit stream quality
>constant technical issues
>people freely allowed to cheat

Worst major in the history of majors.

"WE CAN PLAY ALL MAPS" - Danish guy with a bowlhead cut and a very small cock

this is on tv right now

commercials

DENMARK NIGGERS GETTING SLAIN BY THE BASED WHITE SLAVS

need to spam ads every 20 min
welcome to america

I too watched the interview with taz
HAHAHAHAHA

VP is the only team that can come even near Na'Vi as the most autistic team to root for.

>he dislikes Nuke
>he wants Reddit in Pyjamas

>this is not a major but "EL season 3"
According to players this has been worse than the eleague seasons, so obviously valve's involvement this week has ruined this tournament.

Biceps :DDDDD

lolbab here, is NA any good in this game?

>hasn't even been in here for longer than an year

hello reddo

rate my breakfast

>device stopped defusing and cost them the round

fuck off newfag /pol/tards the whole site isn't /pol/ stop leaking out of your containment board and shitting up other boards with pointless shit

Quick reminder that if you aren't a slav and support VP can you please go back to leddo

MAPS?

DID WE GET DUST2?

yeah but is he pooping his pants yet

>tfw I just enjoy watching the grand finals because no SK in it
We've already won Bois, just be happy watching some cs

nuke
overpass
train
hltv.org

>what are thoooooose
Nuke - VP, Overpass - Astralis, Train - decider

>>permanent ads on stream
>>shit stream quality
>>people freely allowed to cheat
>talking shit on America when he doesn't have an adblocker, good internet or freedom of speech

Astralis is
Nuke
Overpass
Train
gonna win

oh my god train is so shit

>Eleague Season has $1m prizepool
>Eleague "Major" has $1m prizepool

this, also no swedes

It will be so funny when Astralis wreck the slavnigger anus.

I got a drop in nuke
is this worth extra being from the grand final

I'm not even mad.

absolute garbo
have to import players to perform

>tfw youre a slav and support VP
>nobody can send yoy back to plebbit

>Livestreamer not Streamlink
>Chatty is now located on GitHub

Do they ever update this links for this?

>Dota 2 major has 3 mil base prize pool.
>csgo major has 1.
lmao.

Wrong website buddy

The ads are as an overlay on the stream itself you dumb nigger, you can't block them. People are blatantly cheating, and the stream is 720p with ow bitrate.

Stupid redditor piece of trash.

Don't worry mate, VP will 2-0 it for you

pasha?

>everyone i dont like is /pol/

Unlike in League of past few years, NA teams will have spikes in performance and actually win big tournaments, challenge top teams, etc. Unfortunately these are all streaky one offs, but its better than in league.

I hate the normies on Astralis so god damn much

>arby's
>snickers
>BUFFALO WILD WINGS

never change america

>xyp3x microhacks

SUPA

glaive has such a punchable face

>cant see audience number because of the dumb fucking overlay

...

IVAN THINKS IS WHITE LUL
>BEING POOR AND LIVING IN A HELLHOLE IS COOL BOYS
GET FUCKED SLAVNIGGER
LUL
POLAND IS 3RD WORLD GET LOST YOU LITERAL NIGGER

>pasha...

the fact that he's cocky as fuck doesn't help

He looks like the guy who stole my gf

e"""""sports""""" fans are massively cucked and go out of their way to advocate bringing in more adverts because they believe it somehow effects them whether someone playing a game makes minimum wage or not

How does someone cheat while there in person? They don't use their own computers just their own settings.

>just in a nig of time

semmler?

it's 600k atm

literally dead

if a guy like that managed to steal your gf i've got some bad news lads

Kill yourself, retard.

>I'm a slav

Turks (Germans) gotta go

...

>Pooland getting fucked

Tell me, how does it feel?

at least i had a gf

>overlay on the stream itself
>People are blatantly cheating
>ow bitrate
you're literally an illiterate autistic schizophrenic

That's not an answer. Are they on drugs or something?

but now what

damn he is good

>normies

VP has the most normies excluding Snax because he is obese and Byali because he looks like a school shooter, Astralis has 5 autistic guys in it, how the fuck are they normies?

Dead game

It is an answer. Kill yourself.

v p v p v p v p

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v

p

v

Let' fuckings go

>observing on nuke

it's always such a shitfest

delete this

>180

>drugs

Can anders find a better duo already.

I have a gf (male) im much happier

>suddenly 1 million stream/gotv viewers today

did valve buy 300k viewbots?

dotabab here

when are the cs majors and when is the CS TI?

It's pretty entertaining to watch but not play.

the observer is uncomfortable with Nuke.

they deserve each other

You seem like a nice person.

Post goo music.

Go!

youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A

is it me or has the observer lost an unusual amount of kills this event?

it feels like we are speccing a guy on the other end of the map when kills happens

>inb4 just watch it ingame fag

Name 1 good reason to host another major tournament in NA after they've proven time and time again that they're incapable of producing a good atmosphere

>anime

Opinion dismissed.

Poolanders, tell me, how does it feel?
I mean, living in a 3rd world hellhole, wont win the major, struggling to live?
Don't worry, if you pray enough maybe you will live in a 1st world country on the next life.

Valve has hated the CS community since it shunned Source
So there is no TI
And Valve just let other companies put their name to Majors

t. go- and dotard

No TI. Majors irregularly unless Valve has some majore reform announcements after this one (there have been hints/teasing that there could be some announcements happening after this major)

youtube.com/watch?v=thpTOAS1Vgg

anders is also shit though. maybe semmler's overwhelming shittiness has clouded this fact, but it remains true.

How did everyone do?

Hi, welcome! We don't have an International, just like Dota now that 90% of your player base isn't allowed to enter the US anymore. Cheers!

Retire please pasha

Yea stuck in silver as well. Have VP for the win, but will max out below 75

>The City of Rifles

You seem like a stupid redditor.

What can a person do after retiring in esports?