Previously in Spess >WERE KEEPING THEM AT BAY >Left. B. Hind voted best spaceman 2016 >Ghetto Space program launched, with 0 success! >Sec trying to improve. Spoiler alert, it will never happen
>Room starts snowing full blast >Click my mags >Look at my partner >Oh fuck he still hasn't listen to me, there's still ti... >bzzzt, k-krash bzzzt, k-krashb zzzt, k-krash >Fwoosh >Someone opens something in the distance >*scream >*scream >*scream >Have to go fight the silicon tide on my own Fug XDDD
Levi Parker
oxygen acting like plasma when there is no nitrogen when
Samuel Morgan
Post your >favorite character >least favorite character >character that gets more hate than they deserve >character that deserves more hate
Leo Sanchez
me me me me
Dylan Perez
(you)x4
Henry Hall
please end the > meme.
Noah Clark
>clown super pressurized maint by collecting and opening all of the publically available air tanks in the ghetto morgue >open it when doing my patrol. >zasd to dead within a minute.
I legit hate zas. Sure he was an antag, but there's literally no defense to something like that besides powergaming mag boots at round start.
Caleb Wright
But that's dumb.
Logan Foster
Sometimes you die. It's the point of the game
Kayden Martinez
As you all know, botany has lots of plants that grow special chemicals in them, nearly all of which are useless because the chemist 20 tiles away can mass-manufacture them with magnitudes less time and effort. We're gonna fix this by swapping out the chemicals in plants with identical-acting ones that stack with them, so if you ingest bicaridine + plant-bicaridine, you get healed of brute damage twice as fast.
>identical Nah man they should be a little shittier
Austin Baker
>medbay no think they have a right to botanical clay like they did with the bar before doctors delight was nerfed
Aiden Gray
If each tile would be about 4x4 feet IRL, how big would the station be?
Julian Bailey
>Service borg will never get an extinguisher meaning if it slips it has to be blown and teleported back nor bless halls >Default will never be able to unlock shit without picking a module >Borgs will never be able to open idlock lockers turning them into a fortress of autism against the metal menace >Eng borgs will never be able to pickup and load tanks >Spiderbots will never be able to pilot mechs >Eng borg is still the undisputed tyrant of the borg team >The AI will never be installed into a marauder that journeys forth from its core under Hogan
Take your meta cancer shit and fuck off.
Pull your battle buddy in a closet like a good goy. Once the air settles he can get out and feed you bicard, dex, inaprov, iron, and donuts to ride it out. It's what closets are for you fag.
That's still pointless from both not needing it , huge maintainability problem having to update all the obscure uses like mended internal bleeding, service recipes, and soldering irons, and basically even when you're trying to peuso-ling with borers and a pill bottle in AEOD armor you're still gonna eat shit regardless. Just stop being an autist.
Camden Powell
Does security even know it's cult?
Ian Diaz
Botany has never even tried to help medbay when I was there. The most they do is come into medbay without saying a word and smoking his vulgaris branch while puking all over the goddamn floor.
Bentley Thomas
this so mucus
Brayden Foster
>latejoin assistant >get arrested for breaking into atmos >get freed >converted to cult >get arrested with a rune in my bag >they free me >get arrested with a rune and a tome later >they still free me
Amazing
Luke Richardson
anyone got the end screen up?
Matthew Kelly
Each tile is 2m x 2m. This is the accepted size. So around well over 200m for the size of the station.
Joseph Williams
>Implying When you ghetto grand powergame all your days are redtext and evacuate alive with your battle buddy.
Matthew Myers
>73 Online FUCK this.
Cooper Kelly
>connection failed u fokkin wot m8?
Carter Harris
fucking ERT free'd you from perma by opening doors
THEN DRAGGED YOU AWAY AFTER HE TASED YOU AND FREE'D YOU FOR REAL
AND I WAS TOO HUNGRY TO CATCH UP
AND THEN HE SAID HE FREE'D YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDNT "RESIST" THE IMPLANT
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Matthew Walker
I got the same thing, just try again
Carson Walker
Being a golem that round was fun. Sorry we failed, dad.
Christian Harris
greentext is for dorks and I enjoy dying sometimes
Henry Sanchez
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Jack Brown
That'll involve more effort and copy-pasting but it's what I thought of doing in the first place so sure. There's currently zero incentive to grind any of the plants being grown. At the very least we should buff the chemicals that the vox traders grow, there's no point to them making aloe or pitcher plants since chemistry can just make dermaline and sacid well enough on their own. Not a maintainability problem if they're child datums.
Dylan King
sometimes it doesn't pop up. just click the big gray button that appears on top-right after round end.
Camden Kelly
You did good cargo. Next time, just split the dosh a bit Qm, talk a lil more and you can shape up to be a Qm as good as Robert.
Sebastian Davis
The guy who icked last round has an account age of 3. Where the fuck are all these new people coming from?
Joseph Gutierrez
Slime is best nogenderuu~
Jonathan Garcia
hippie is in the middle of a schism and like rats from a burning ship the go to other places to call home.
Adam Adams
I like your ghetto bar Pete. It was very comfy.
Grayson Foster
Stacking heal meds are irrelevant due to the nature of competent spaceman combat A second stacking synaptazine will happen over my fucking dead body. Space drug stack would do nothing Hyperzine stack would do nothing Imid is such a rare corner case of anti-blind 5 wiz it's basically once in a blue moon stox would be pure redundancy The acids would only be good for giving botany 1.5s crits
>It's another autistic trader shitting up the code episode Immigrants were a mistake
Other servers are dying and there's been a popular streamer making ss13 vids on top of the usual redditards shilling us
>bwoinked "what do you think you are doing" >start to sweat due to executing and permaing multiple people >turns out it was just another ERT harmbatoning people
phew
Ethan Nguyen
In that sense, a 3-tile wide hallway is 6 meters wide? That's almost twice as much as my fucking bedroom, christ
Jackson Roberts
what if some of the genetic modified plants like amborsia deus or something along those lines could have chems that heal things like organ damage, internal bleeding, or even broken bones
Cameron Diaz
That's the worst feeling. When the bwoink shakes off the haze and it all comes back to you.
Cargo trolleys aka mules man.
Peridaxon would be nice but you're basically already dead if you need it. It's also already an exotic seed or mutation product iirc
Ryder Butler
Go to the admin logs and ctrl+f "relatively new player"
Levi Long
>try to play sec, because of all the posts about how sec is horrible. >figure "how hard can it be? I used to play sec daily a year or so ago".
>nobody communicates >nobody sets arrest status >those who do forget to reset them once they're released, leading to beepskys promptly rearresting them >sometimes the warden puts him straight back into the cell. >nobody ever sets notes, or replies when you request a reason as to why a crew member is set to arrest. >sec officers actively avoid working together, to the point where I dedicated myself to following one officer with all my might and they wordlessly yakety sax away from me, even though I claimed him as my partner. >nobody does a full search, ever >People seem to forget hazard vests and lab coats have pockets. >get beheaded by an e sword because the person that my sec buddy just searched failed to search the exosuit slot. >sometimes the sec officers believe the perpetrators claims that "the warden/officer is a traitor/ling/vampire" leading to officers arresting eachother on unbacked claims by greyshits, and general infighting.
Holyfuck. This is the real reason no one plays sec, not because of flimsy "everyone hates you".
Someone inject me full of space drugs and sleep toxins. Let me sleep forever.
Jaxon James
You're basically already dead if you NEED peridaxon, but not necessarily if it would just be helpful Getting heart surgery over like 3 heart damage is unpleasant
Levi Russell
sorry for the birds i left in perma
Jayden Butler
We've gotten invaded by newfags from youtube videos, more reddit posts, and hippie dying. They'll burn out and it'll return to buddy sec shitting on shitters. Just teach as many as you can and be patient with the downeys who just want to collect valid kills.
William Anderson
>>sometimes the sec officers believe the perpetrators claims that "the warden/officer is a traitor/ling/vampire" leading to officers arresting eachother on unbacked claims by greyshits, and general infighting. >Arresting the dept shitter disposer >Ever >Implying a redshirt would ever attack his brothers without being attacked first Dark times indeed. Getting an antag in sec is a blessing, I don't grasp why they'd waste getting the most powerful tool they can get.
Dominic Myers
my biggest difficulty with sec is knowing who is innocent and guilty, and dealing with them appropriately, especially as warden
people whining at you is more antagonising then being slipped and decapped before riding the wild ride for 10 minutes
for example last round 1 cultist fucking drank 30u holy water like a champ, then when free'd and arrested again spammed "Unkown CRIES" at the speed of sound while being dragged to perma before a fucking ERT of all people free's him 4nr
and then when people exclaim there innocence to the very end, leaving you to expect the bwoink when you cram them full of 50u chloral but it never comes
Matthew Jenkins
Dermaline - kathalai (The Ayurvedic name for aloe vera) Bicaridine - opium Kelotane - tannic acid (burn remedy found in some varieties of wine grapes grown in clay-rich soil) Space drugs - mescaline (psychoactive compound found in peyote cacti) Synaptizine - nicotine Hyperzine - cocaine Imidazoline - zeaxanthin Sleep toxin - valerenic acid (sleep aid found in the valeria herb) Anti toxin - allicin (the active ingredient in garlic, a broad spectrum antibiotic) Sulphuric acid - protease (used by pitcher plants to digest protein chains) Polytrinic acid - moroidin (psychoactive compound that causes intense pain)
Jonathan Robinson
Just stick to evidence based space law. If an asimov silicon or officer or camera watcher didn't see it and there's no further evidence just let it slide. Over time you'll pick up on the little clues of who did and didn't enough to have accurately made the calls all week before you begin to step beyond the upper bounds of space law.
Jack Nguyen
Post songs you want on the jukebox.
Easton Nguyen
Admins are very lenient to sec. I've gotten a warning for fucking with sec in a high stress round.
Daniel Johnson
i always try to pull myself up from the pit of "catch the antag" and into "follow the law" but there are times you just know with absolute certainty someone is a filthy fucking murderer and they just sit there indignantly in interrogation saying "wheres the proofs? :^)" and you can taste the ahelp their finger is so eager to press
Jeremiah Richardson
You're only human, after all. Every officer has a breaking point where they won't be able to put aside their personal feelings and do what is just, instead of what is right. Don't feel bad about it.
Maybe now the fucking vidya tracks would be worth fucking listening, since its all such horrible fucking trash. Completely unrelated, DEMIFIEND BUS WHEN
Leo Perry
Space Station 13 would make such a great television show. Of course it wouldn't be the same station each time, but if there was the same crew, it'd be very homey I think.
Would you unban anyone on this list if you were pomf?
Joseph Powell
There would be a lot of characters
John Turner
Make cryo potatoes or perixadon cabbage
Try your best to be relevant when a machine will always heal better than you ever can hope to.
Realize that you are nothing but endless fodder maker for the chef or a bioweapon producer and say fuck it while splicing cyanide into your 200 potency nova flowers for shits and giggles.
Robert Morris
Spam nymphs to get people back in the round. Learn how to make all your stuff and make it better so you know how. You can gear up a validhunt kit but you're a shitter to do so.
Cooper Mitchell
double warm canines
Jaxon Jones
That's not so bad. You don't /need/ a main character, do you?
Grayson Morales
Don't talk about that kind of atuff, user. Now that you brought it up, some autist will start coming up with character sheets while making a strawpoll to figure out which waifus we want included.
I'd like an episode of space court like last night.
Dominic Cox
What happened last night?
Dominic Kelly
I space fucked your space mom
Jonathan Thomas
>over 10 people voted for me
Were these rigged or do people actually like me?
Isaiah Thompson
>most of these people don't play anymore Is the age of the waifu over?
Jayden Ortiz
hot, did you record it my dude
Aaron Barnes
So, there's been talk amongst the admins to outright ban Rin Fukimoto, or if for those who do not know Pootismaniac. From, security jobs completely. We've been split on the issue.
Colton Cox
Sorry, I meant "My SPACE dude".
Brayden Allen
Post proofs that you're the real Probe.
Nathan Rivera
>grammar Is this nuke pretending to be probe?
Andrew Kelly
>>sec officers actively avoid working together, to the point where I dedicated myself to following one officer with all my might and they wordlessly yakety sax away from me, even though I claimed him as my partner. please tell me that wasn't me I didn't mean to run away from you, I just get terrified when there's people watching me Also, my connection likes to drop at the exact moment people say/do important shit and never any time else so I probably missed your shout
Jace Lewis
Yes Its the age of the lads now
Jace Martin
user, probe doesn't come here to talk that sort of shit.
Prove you are probe, or quit baiting.
Jeremiah Bell
She is borderlining on mikecari status. It may be extreme to outright ban her from all sec positions. Maybe cap/hos/warden/detective ban and keep a close eye on her behavior when shes a normal sec officer
Noah Robinson
This post isn't from me. I love Rin, and would never even mention banning her! I want to pin the Rin!
Parker Jenkins
She was banned from security a little while ago To pin means to ban
Chase Rogers
This post isn't from me. I hate Rin, and would always mention banning her! I don't want to pin the Rin!
Oliver Howard
>favorite character moi >least favorite character Avada GODDAMN I FUCKING HATE AVAADAA AAGHGHGA FUCKING HATE HATE HATE DESPISE HAAAAAATE >character that gets more hate than they deserve Yahir, he a good boi >character that deserves more hate Avada JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW MUCH I DESPISE AVADA.
Ryan Barnes
we know it's you plaguewalker, you aren't fooling anyone
Tyler Reyes
>Ginger Admin, doesn't play >Sue Banned >Felicity Plays >Naomi Doesn't play >Annie Plays rarely >Kaylie Plays >Hyun Doesn't play >Ashe Doesn't play >Caleigh Doesn't play >Catherine Doesn't play >Alice Plays rarely >Angelite Doesn't play >Rail Doesn't play >Terry Doesn't play >Cynthia Plays rarely >Trinity Doesn't play >Megurine Plays rarely >Reica Plays >Dana Doesn't play >Mallory Doesn't play >Julia Banned >Assistance Doesn't play >Fay Doesn't play >bee Doesn't play >Zalika Plays rarely >Rinmaru Doesn't play >Victoria Doesn't play >Hanako Doesn't play >Sarah Doesn't play >Harley Doesn't play
