Post your whip,get judged

Not mine but very similar

Try to guess

>job
>age
>race
>subculture
>homeboard
>food
>vice
>gf y/n
>total autism level

>whip

Kys 16 year old

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>job
Something less than $10 an hour, and probably part time
>age
18-24
>race
I don't answer stupid questions
>subculture
culdesac of the trailer court
>board
Veeky Forums
>food
busch light
>vice
also busch light
>gf
does the pregnant girl down the block count? they don't know if you're the father yet
>autism level
>before 6 pack
10/10
>after 6 pack
8/10

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You can sorta see me here which spoils the game a little, but I'm very autistic so we'll see

All 3 are mine

To the OP

>job
Honestly, no idea
>age
20-25
>race
Generic white or Central/South American
>subculture
Mullet? I don't know, toss up
>homeboard
indigenous to Veeky Forums or /k/
>food
double pepperoni pizza
>vice
tobacco, likely dip
>gf y/n
recently single
>total autism level
7/10

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Strayan with burger ute and EF falcon wagon for shitbox rally.

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Part time
Early to mid-20s
Stoplight race cars that don't realize you're racing them
Community college dropout
Veeky Forums i guess
Anything you can get for under $10
Flavored dip and shitty beer
lmao
6

>job
Unemployed, you bowl
>age
hard to tell
>race
wait, are you the Dude?
>subculture
because you look a lot like the Dude
>homeboard
and that really seems like a car the Dude would drive
>food
white russians, of course
>vice
white russians.....of course
>gf y/n
you're definitely the Dude
>total autism level
9/10, but I don't know, that's just like...my opinion, man.

this guy gets it

Ek3 civic.

>Amersfoort
even een kras op je lak zetten vriend.

I'm changing the rules of this thread because the current ones are fucking gay.

>job
Construction Engineer
>age
25
>race
White
>homeboard
Split between Veeky Forums, /k/, and /pol/
>vice
Guns, Cars, and Pot (on the rare occasion)

Sold my '99 Wrangler for this Tahoe so in December I can haul a '69 Mustang to my garage and do Frankenstein levels of modernization to it.

Now you get to:
>Rate My Vehicle
>Make memes making fun of me

Amersfoort?

Both of my shitboxes

See, no one actually wants to hear you describe yourself, it's a lot more fun to pass judgement on you based on what you drive.

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>It's a lot more fun to pass judgement on you based on what you drive.

Must be educated in Yuropoor country. Didn't read second part.

>Now you get to:
>>Rate My Vehicle
>>Make memes making fun of me

>medical supply packaging
>23
>cracker
>furfag
>Veeky Forums
>burgers n shit
>booze
>bf
>8/9

>Rate My Vehicle
It's a Tahoe, it's boring, nothing to rate

>Make memes making fun of me
Oh, look, a Chevy meme, you're right, this is just so much better

Don't really browse here much. Thought I'd check it out since I want to start doing some work on my car and see if I can pick anything up.

Pic related is my car. Don't see many hatch owners on here. Are hatches not Veeky Forums approved?

How dare you insult my Chevy ComfiBoat 4x4.
It cost me $5700 hard earned burgers.
>TFW I will have a '69 302 in less than a year
>FeelsGoodMan.jgp

I shall put aside this spat because I'm a die hard Blue Oval nut and Mustang owner. Details on the '69.

Job: assembly line machine operator paying $11.75 / hour
age: 35
race: white or hispanic
subculture: poor
food: rice, beans, hamburger helper
vice: busch light and menthols
married with more kids than you can afford

I laughed. I like to think I'm very chilled out, chilled out enough to be the Dude.

No one cares what you have to say man

job: selling oranges
age: 17
race: mexican AF
subculture: being mexican
homeboard: N/A still have dial up internet, no laundry in your house, and live in the garage which has been illegaly converted into a bedroom
food: duh
vice: vaping
gf: a fat one but you still take pictures of her modeling on or near your car
total autism level: tortilla/10

Talking to current owner in California. It has remarkably low rust, working 302 and transmission.
The paint doesn't have any chips, it has no dents, and it looks as if it stayed in the garage since they bought it.
They only want 14k for it.
I'm hoping they hold on to it until December because it's a fucking unicorn. The only way it could be better if it's a 302 Boss, but God has blessed me enough already.

see pic related

I disagree.
The thing is immaculate.
Job: One the requires college education or busting ass in industry
age: Late 20's, early 30's
race: who cares
subculture: Upper Middle Class
food: who cares
vice: Cigars and hard alcohol on rare occasion, maybe some pot but wouldn't admit it.

I was looking at one not too long ago, also a '69. Fastback, body wasn't perfect, but no rust, and it had a new Ford Racing 302 in it but missing some engine dress. Asking 15k. It's weighing very heavily on my mind, but I'm already in the midst of improving my DD Mustang.

>job
NEET
>age
19
>>race
White
>subculture
Gamer
>homeboard
/v/
>food
Chicken tendies
>vice
the fuck is that?
>gf y/n
No
>total autism level
Levels unprecedented

You'll get a better "score" when you post a picture of your actual car

>job
Pimp
>age
32
>race
Black-mexican hybrid
>subculture
Wannabe donk
>homeboard
Doesn't actually know how to use a computer
>food
Slabs of mixed crack and steroids
>vice
?
>gf y/n
20 of them

>job
Mystic sage who guides travellers in a flying yellow car
>age
Infinite, existed before what we know as "time"
>race
Possible Demi-God
>subculture
Local D&D club
>homeboard
/x/
>food
Unicorn hamburgers
>vice
????
>gf y/n
The fairest elven maid of them all

>job
Sheep farmer
>age
23
>race
White
>subculture
Offroaders/anything that run
>homeboard
Veeky Forums
>food
Fried hunstman spiders & beer brewed in the stomach of a koala
>vice
Still no clue what the fuck it is
>gf y/n
Surprisingly hot cutie gf

That's rough.
I save money on my DD so I can funnel into my soon to be weekend car.
I live 5 minutes from work, so it's a lot easier on my pocketbook driving the Tahoe than it would seem.
I don't think I'll ever sell it once I get it.
It'll become a family heirloom.

>job
Chairlift or Snow Cat operator
>age
24
>race
white as the driven snow
>subculture
Ski bum
>homeboard
you're a local
>food
clam chowder
>vice
inexpensive but not shit beer, maybe a little weed
>gf y/n
Maybe, not tied down
>total autism level
4/10

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The other thing is that in addition to the work I'm doing on my GT, I also have a '43 Willys MB jeep that I've been slowly restoring back to WWII Army specs since highschool. Out of college now and working, but also engaged and it'd be difficult to justify another project car.

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A vice is a sin or a guilty pleasure

My Dad would flip his shit over a '43 Willy.
He's really into military memorabilia. I just bought him a M1A and he's been bragging about it for weeks.
I'm just doing the one mustang right now, It looks like I'll be spending around 40k over the next few years on it, and can't really afford any other side projects while I'm investing into some duplexes.

Sounds like my kind of guy, M1As are slick. I've got a '43 dated Springfield made Garand and a '43 dated I.B.M. M1 Carbine. Yes, the jeep and both rifles are all '43s. Didn't plan it that way, just how it happened. Also have a '44 Mauser K98, a 1913 dated pre-A1 Army issue 1911, and a modern but historically accurate Springfield GI.45 1911A1 clone which is my range buddy. I have other firearms like an M16A1 clone I made with a GM parts kit and some modern stuff, but those are all my WWII bang toys, plus more WWII militaria than I know what to do with. Between the two cars and the firearm and militaria collecting, another Mustang just isn't in the cards right now.

Try me faggots.

uhhhhhhh
>job
electrician
>age
29
>race
white
>subculture
blue collar but skilled labor
>food
burgers and brats
>vice
coors, the banquet beer
>gf y/n
you had sex, now you have a wife and child
>total autism level
5/10

Well you got me being white right, and I guess technically blue collar since military... and I like burgers.

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this should be fun

Bargain basement basic bitch American

>Surrounded by low income apartments
>Drives what could have been a house down payment
I'm going to guess that you belong in the bottom 50%

>job
student/part-time gas station attendant
>age
early 20s
>race
white
>subculture
wannabe touge master
>homeboard
Veeky Forums, /a/
>food
whatever mom's cooking for dinner
>vice
chronic masturbation
>gf y/n
lmao
>total autism level
10

Rims are now matte black. Just don't have a photo yet

Meet me on the toegay faggot and not online and see what happens.

>Software Engineer
>30
>White
>Delivering Hamburgers for my dads Hamburger shop
>Hamburgers
>Trying to turn
>y
>100%

Disabled
39
White
Poor (disability pays shit) but making it work
Whatever I want
Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs
Single, no kids.

>yanks incapable of reading
Stop being a stereotype when it's not part of the joke

bretty gud murifat, im kinda jelly

>job
None or middle management
>age
18 or 35
>race
>subculture
>homeboard
/bis/
>food
>vice
That red thing
>gf y/n
Y?
>total autism level
Low

You got 1 of the guesses right. Can you guess which one?

No pics right now, but recently bought Willy and restoring it to let my korea/nam vet neighbor "borrow" until he eventually dies.

Also just bought four M1As so my wife, myself, and twin boys have funs with in-line SNs.

Chronic masturbation

Not quite. The vice is doritos (unironically).

Whoops, glanced at the first post. Thanks for the help Muhammed Al-Mohamed.

Pretty good - I'll assume my attentionwhoring has been noticed

You're a year off (24 later this November, so kinda right), I do pretty much anything BUT drive the groomers/snow cats, not really that into the ski culture although I really do enjoy it, allergic to clams, single as a true tripfag

Preddy good

R8

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>job
unemployed
>>age
mid 20's
>race
white
>subculture
redneck/hoosier
>homeboard
doesn't actually have internet
>food
he doesnt eat
>vice
meth from that guy you know at the trailer park
>gf y/n
crazy methhead gf

>job
2nd for pimp
>age
30's
>race
Blasain

2nd only right answer

I agree with this

student working part time at a restaurant
19
spanish
hyper mile-ing
/n/ or /v/
instant noodles
inhaling diesel juice by clam baking with a hose from your exhaust
no
functional human being

something IT related
24
white american
hooner
/g/
vegetarian with a terrible diet and chicken arms from no protein
vape
possibly
low

I wish I worked in IT that would be much better paying.
>not eating meat
how can anyone live like that

White american is about all you got right.

What, no. I'm a European in Europe you nonce.

damn
i got the vegeterian with a bad diet stereotype from all the gutless WRX owners i keep running into

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That girl does it for me. Can I has?
:)

>something in the trades
>early-mid 30s
>white
>redneck
>don't know
>cigarettes
>n
>4/10

>job
Wendy's Crew Member
>age
18
>race
White af
>subculture
???
>homeboard
Veeky Forums
>food
???
>vice
???
>gf y/n
Until a week ago, so /n
>total autism level
999/999

>something under 20/hr
>25
>white
>probably hipster something
>/vr/
>alcohol
>probably
>5/10

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Wow, nail on the fucking head.

Sorry to disappoint, those that were expecting pimp. Although, not quite /vr/ I just talk about retro video games on /v/

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My entire assessment of you hinges on what gearbox is in that e46.....

Manual
>job
works in tech, wanna say coder but probably sales
>age
25-28
>race
white
>subculture
Chris Harris! Chris Harris! Oh my god! Chris Harris!
>homeboard
local
>food
whatever
>vice
autocross and road rally
>gf y/n
maybe
>total autism level
8/10

SMG
>job
works in sales or doesn't work
>age
18 OR 30
>race
white American of eastern yuropoor descent
>subculture
upper-middle class slav
>homeboard
/gif/
>food
borscht
>vice
wodka
>gf y/n
yes, but vapid as fuck
>total autism level
2/10

>job
Janitor at an ice rink
>age
23
>race
White
>subculture
Depressed
>homeboard
Veeky Forums is my home now, but /b/ has raised me since I was 11
>food
Asian food is all I enjoy eating. Sushi, pho, taiwanese cafe shit, dim sum.
>vice
Masturbation
>gf y/n
No, on purpose though
>total autism level
fuckin 9.14

Pic is my baby, but she's hurt right now

How the fuck can you afford an FD as a janitor? Tell me your secrets.

I make 20 bucks an hour

>job
full-time student (your grandfather willed you his car and he kept damn good care of it)
>age
18-21
>race
white
>subculture
hmmmmm, too tough to call since you inherited it
>homeboard
/v/
>food
what mom cooks, meal plan or ramen
>vice
ganja
>gf y/n
no
>total autism level
6/10

>job
welfare
>age
22
>race
white
>subculture
trailer park boys
>homeboard
Veeky Forums
>food
squirrel
>vice
fucking his cousin
>gf
his cousin
>total autism level
low

I don't understand this thread so I'll just post my ride

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burger fags will never guess

>acura moving really fast at a ridiculous hihg speed

>How can you afford an FD as a janitor
>No education so no loans
>Probably still lives at home or in a very shitty cheap apartment
His parents are more than likely subsidizing him. LIVIN THE DREAM.

I love this piece of shit

I live with a few room mates in a nice part of town and go to school part time, paying it in full. I support myself and my hobby. Meanwhile you ride the bus and criticize people on a Lithuanian cockroach rating forum.

I also masturbate.

Could be literally anything, W124s are cheap. I had a W210 all throughout high school that I bought for 3k, and I'm a burger fag. Yours appears to be a nice example though, how many miles (or kilometers) does it have on it?

173k

bought it in december last year with 169k for 3000 dolleridoos

Couple quirks here and there but I'm working on fixing them all

>Lithuanian cockroach rating forum.

Best one I've heard in a while

;_;


>job
Truck driver/mover
>age
28
>subculture
I follow no culture
>homeboard
Veeky Forums
>food
Sushi
>vice
CHeesecake
>gf y/n
Yeah
>total autism level
10/10

Not bad at all, I always preferred the looks of the W124 to the W210, but it was a great car nonetheless. The best part for me was driving around clueless friends while they "oooh'ed and ahhh'ed" over the "fancy Mercedes," even though I had paid a third of what the were paying for newer Toyota Crapollas with featherweight doors and cloth seats.

>Roomates to divide rent
>student loans not in effect yet
Uh huh, hit me up when you're in the real world and not the college bubble.

rate
I've never liked Chevy's, but then again my experiences are smol
you seem like a happy father of two.
Superiority complex not sprung by the Mercedez but definitely is a product of that.
People insult your car but you love the feel of this car.
i feel that you got a manual before and switched to this when you wanted to stop shifting.
Holy fuck your car's stylish.
You got that car when you used all the money the military gave you and you imported it when you were stationed in Okinawa.
Where are the turn signals on this thing?
this is a question you need to ask yourself but never bother asking.
You baby this car but it's probably a v6