You're driving through an undercover car park and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past

You're driving through an undercover car park and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past
>what do?

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Laughing back cause we're all driving the same car?

ask if their menstrual cycles have synced up yet

>what's wrong fuckboy, scared that we're faster?! Hahahah

End the front tyres in a smokey rolling burnout in my old folks car

I'll have you know that my bus gets to my specific stop in 20 minutes flat, good try though kids

glad to see the image deteriorating in quality every time you post this

These aren't alphas lmaooooo

Challenge them to the toegay

>V-neck
>Alpha
Laugh my ass off since my v6 accord has above 280 HP with more efficient torque to the wheels and costs a bit less.

Rev to 8k and shit rotary fury all over them while they run home and cry to their mothers husband.

That's impossible seeing as I search the image online and save it from the exact same source every time I make this thread

>FWD
Into the trash your argument goes

>He chooses 190 something hp over 282 hp just because rwd
Autism has Spoken.

>implying that the Toyobaru won't rekt your pigfat accord on the touge

>he doesn't wear vnecks
what nakes you think your opinion matters?

>not even knowing the car you're flinging poo at
205 hp, 156 lb-ft

Also understeer really sucks, fwd a shit ESPECIALLY when you try to add power. It's fine for your mom's commuter that never sees over 3001 rpm, but go try to push a powerful fwd around a corner, then a powerful rwd, and get back to me.

>205 hp
Top kek m8. They are 200 hp stock and then it's a front mounted engine with rwd. You lose a lot of efficiency with those extra gears. 86 drivers are like manlets who overstate their height
>The doctor measured me at 200hp but I'm more like 205.
>DONT MAKE FUN OF ME REEEE

Why not just get an MR Lotus and be a real boy

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>not keeping up with your automotive news
The 2017 model year with a manuél got bumped up 5hp and 5tq

> Undercover car park
What's it under cover of?

> Those guys
Drive-by shooting.

Why are they laughing? My wrx costs the same as theirs and goes a lot faster

>Failing to realize the 86's pictured are not 2017 models as they still have the fetal alcohol syndrome front ends.
JUST

>he doesn't know how to prevent understeer
Push the clutch in and cause oversteer on an FF dude

Just start running, it'll take them 7 seconds to get to 60 anyways

Redline it and give them hearing problems for the next couple of days.

blow them a kiss

brb pigfat dominating
brb 160 to the wheels in reality land

kek this

Lmao i paid half for my car and im doing half of their 0-60 time with double the luxury

>alphas
>mudslime refugees

pick one

Just look at the two alpha pajeet.. Towering over their chinese cartoon "spprts rwd"

lots of insecurities and projection going on in here

not only is your wrx pigfat and hideous, its also slower im afraid

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>Circle back around
>Roll down windows
>Put on flannel hunting cap and funny glasses with mustache
>Blast Spongebob theme song
>Jerk wheel back and forth as I pass
>Wave most ridiculous wave I can

>refugees

My car has more cylinders than both of those combined then some, probably is faster over all to boot.

Have you never heard of a Scandinavian flick and lift off oversteer?

I'd ask them why they're laughing since their car is literally just 0.2 seconds than my civic si. They're just barely faster than a premium econobox

drive over their shitboxes in the blue one

8 is not more than 8

12 is more than 8 though.

Where are your proofs?

This is my DD

>shit weeb cars
>alphas

And here's my project car, which will hopefully become complete next summer. Nothing major to it anymore, just check what is leaking pentosin and fix the rear door cables that snapped last winter. Leak is probably the power steering pump.

>shit rotary fury all over them
so, apex seals?

Miatafag detected

beg them to spitroast me

Fuck yeah 86 bros

t. scrawny chestlet

>what are the DC2, DC5, EK9, EP3 and FN2

A boat like the Accord won't do anywhere near as well, but let's not get too hung up about the affordability of RWD cars in Miami here.

Redline my car and watch them go deaf

mostly unburnt fuel, desu

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>mfw I'm doing a pickup in a E-350 Van

They know what it's like to get beaten by a panel van