Safest car

You are required to have an accident in a car you choose.
You hit a nasty tree at 60 mph.

Which car do you pick?

Can I spill my coffee on the seat and call it a day? You didn't say it had to be a car accident

NA miats
>actually wanting to survive a crash

saab 9-5 if i'm concerned about being perfectly protected.

Volvo 240 if i want to live and have firewood for next winter.

a 2016-2017 mustang

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but saab is dead, rip
>actually wanting to kys in a car.
>You hit a nasty tree at 60 mph.
With the car you are driving, the one you hypothetically drive, you absolute retard.

Tesla. The hood is one giant crumple zone.

still scores less then the volvo

Lexus LS

Because there is no reason to not be comfy while you crash.

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Prius.
Safety and fuel economy is literally all that car has
If not, anything swedish

yeah but in a volvo you look like a fucking woman

Any volvo made in the last 15 years

easy

The first gen xc90 volvo would be my pick.

Either a Moke or if i'm allowed to handbrake and hit the tree going backwards a Ford Pinto.

Or maybe an old VW Buggy, those have a good reputation for impaling drivers on steering columns.

Is there an automotive equivalent of the Crash Test Dummies car that will literally catapult me through the windscreen?

That could work.

>hits big oak tree
>tears the tree down

under rated post

implying treequinox wasnt lucky to get out of that crash unharmed.
Ok, in an xc90 i'll admit it is a rich mums car, but this doesnt count for every volvo
is a c30 good enough?

I don't understand why all you suicidal folks want to die in a shitbox hitting a tree, you can go skydiving without a parachute for example, that seems like a lot more fun
>impaling drivers on steering columns.
Audi had a solution for that, if only all those turks drove VW buggys vlad tepes would be proud

Literally any pre-GM saab

Obviously a sturdy body on frame car from the 1960s. They sure don't make em like they used to.

would a g class be strong enough to protect you?

They're surprisingly safe.

At 60 mph however it would probably desintegrate entirely and send me flying regardless.
If it accelerated to 60 mph at all.

Either a Volvo or a SAAB.
The only car to survive a Volvo attack is a SAAB after all.

the gm era saabs are even safer, wtf are you on about?

My trusted Volvo 940.

A semi truck :^)

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Probably an MX5, so I can get thrown safely clear by not wearing the seatbelts

>you get thrown out of the seat after crashing

to safety

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