ITT: memeballs

ITT: memeballs

Nice shit quality, OP
I'd post some OC but it keeps saying "upload failed"

BMW engines until ~2005 are some of the best engines to learn wrenching on but OP would not know that because he has never been near a bimmer

Same shit for me. I'm using Chromium 53 with 4chanX

Correction, BMW engines until 1990 were the best to learn wrenching on. Otherwise they've turned into over engineered pieces of shit.

M50/M52 is easier to work on than M20 because of many reasons (introduction of OBD2 for example)
But as stated earlier you're clueless

obd2 is a meme

t. buttmad yuro who cant afford a bmw

overengineered and hard to wrench on are not necessarily the same thing

trying again

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kek, didn't expect to see that one on Veeky Forums

I found my bmw pretty easy to work on.

Engine ergonomics were a bit of a pain, harder to work on than say, a 70s Datsun but by no means "difficult"

I'd say I've encountered plenty of harder to work on engines

How old is it?

LET THE SHILLING BEGIN

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>over engineered

bloated. not over engineered. bloated.

He meant overcomplicated, it's one of the meanings of overengineered. The other meaning is overbuilt.

>the newest bmw i could afford is the best one to wrench on

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I never understood ancap Veeky Forumstists

>OP would not know that because he has never been near a bimmer
the whole point of memeballs is making strawmen

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based vw

KEK

ikr

Since there's Alfa and VW ITT I thought I'd post this

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after emissions shitfest i started to unironically like vw

what is wrong with me

anyone got the template so i can make some oc

KEK
I already liked them but I started liking them even more

I can give you 3 pics, you overlay the last 2 in different modes to get the 3D effect. Or you can give me a logo and I can make a template with that logo if you want.

correction: When you have more than 30 years to make a proper M3 competitor but you end up with an autotragic overweight piece of shit that is slower than the underpowered F80 M3

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[KEKS IN ITALIAN]

>you overlay the last 2 in different modes to get the 3D effect
you confused me here user. I thought it would be a simple png or psd but I was just going to make one with a mercedes benz version. If you could do that, it'd be very appreciated and would be saved into my Veeky Forums folder for a long time

italicucks seriously thinking that the most unreliable car brand in history is even somewhat noteworthy?

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they're just layers from my PSD but I can't post PSD files here lol
What logo do you want me to use, the one that says Mercedes Benz with the star in blue? I think it might be better for the 3D effect
>bmw fangirls still assmad that their precious M cars can't even compete
>mfw
I absolutely lost when I read that, kek

the cancer has arrived

>I can't post PSD files here lol
I know. I thought somebody would link a download.

Any MB logo is fine as long as I can enter my maymay text above it.

insecure italicucks so assblasted about the old 430hp M3 being faster on track that they have to flood Veeky Forums with alfa shilling and memes, so pathetic

>faster on track
lmao
BMW doesn't put their precious M3 on the ring because they know it can't even compete

Took me a while to figure out how to make it because of the empty parts in the logo but here it is

Scrap that one actually

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Thanks user.

Lmao alfa cucks btfo again, how are they gonna recover?

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What car is this referring to?

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>Alfa has 2 turbos
>Alfa has semi slicks
>Alfa has 80 more horsepower
>still slower
I feel sorry for alfacucks.

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kek, this one made me glad I'm not a Mercedes owner
This one is also true for Renault
kek
I can relate to this. Great OCs user, saved.
M4 GTS vs Viper

Forgot pic
BTW in the Renault's case the errors went away after turning it off and then on again, or letting it cool down in the shade

Thanks user.

Same for my car, it is shady.

On one hand this sounds insanely good, on the other hand it sounds like the car makes you call service too often lel

It's the latter. I started to care less though, I've gotten to the point where I'm just gonna drive it till it falls apart. I remember spending $750 biweekly on just fixing random things. Never again

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wew lad, those ones are nightmarish
did you try taking it to some specialist who isn't from the stealership?

I've taken it to 3 shops, one dealership, the other BOSCH certified and the other ASE certified. Same issues. I just think the car was built fucked up.

God why is Mercedes-Benz so shit?

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shittiest memeball coming through
that's pretty fucked up
kek'd at the pic
It can't be that bad lol, maybe he got a lemon.
holy shit, I didn't know this was a thing

>80k msrp vs 120k+ msrp
>40k for 3 seconds
3 SECONDS

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>no rear seats
>3 doors
>water injection
>double the price
>still loses
kek
>120k+ msrp
134k msrp actually

It's not really uncommon at all. Just stop into a MB shop sometime and ask the technicians and service people about the cars. Some will lie to you because they obviously need MB cars for business, but there are plenty of MB owners in the same predicament as me. I know that in the BOSCH and ASE certified local shops I take my car to, there are plenty of unpaid bills hanging up on clipboards in the lobby and the cars just sitting in the back, some have been left there for years because people can't/refuse to pay for the service. It's pretty fucking bad, don't ever get a Mercedes unless you lease it then dump it. Don't make mine and others mistakes user.

Also windshield wipers thing is very true, MB require wipers that have a certain connecting clip and off brands don't fit, like BOSCH, etc. I learned this after dealing with it first hand.

Holy Beautiful

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What modes are you using?

do you unironically like it? lol
What model is it? Just asking because the guys at (((jalopnik))) tried an older S class and it wasn't that bad on maintenance according to them
kek
the call that saved Bane?
first one on normal, then 2 copies of the second one (8% luminosity, then 100% soft light, at least for the Corvette one). Try playing with the values. The eyebrows, just use tone and maybe a black layer overlaid in multiply mode to regulate the darkness.

>What model is it?
Mid 2000's e wagon

Don't trust them.

My friends parents exclusively own c classes for the last 20 years with no maintenance issues. I'm more than positive you got a lemon my friend.

Kek

You template me a Maserati

Sure, just give me a minute
1990s and 2000s was the worst era for MB though, more lemons than usual

That's literally every diesel, user

Old Merc diesels have extremely high quality mechanical pumps and injectors so it's as simple as changing out the fuel filter, wheras a more modern diesel (or a cheaper one) will gunk the fuel pump with used oil

here you go
this
Old Mercedes diesels are great for running SVO because of how stronk their designs are

>rapes the Giulia on every track
>"'still loses''
lmao gotta love italicucks in denial

damn forgot pic
not only the quality is good but also the design is well suited for those applications

Ha, I knew some of you would bite
that said, it would lose to a giulia with the same modifications done to it, the Giulia isn't a track oriented car

I'm getting a nazi vibe from this one

not really fond of this meme desu

I made it a little more sensibly sized

you know the BMW fangirls are in denial when they turn every thread into a M4 GTS vs Giulia shitfest kek
funny how they don't mention the similarly priced but still cheaper Viper ACR

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dank/10
saved

BTW did the latter actually happen? lol

Yes, in the Grand Tour Jeremy's Maserati shit the bed, and despite being shipped to 3 different Maserati specialists none can figure out how it's broken

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Oh, they were specialists. That's almost a relief.
pic related :^)

what font is that?

Trebuchet MS, default MSPaint font in my disrto of Win7

what maserati is a rebadged alfa? I tried googling it but found nothing

None, they just steal the engines