H E L P

I fucked up, Veeky Forums. I fucked up real bad.

Out with it.

alright

>be me
>be driving home from work
>waiting in left turn lane, its important to note that there is only one left turn lane
>signal goes green
>start moving
>fuckhead in scion turns from center lane and cuts me off, missing front bumper by about 6 inches
>my infant son is in the car
>my infant son was endangered by this prick
>rage ensues
>honk at scion
>scion guy rolls down window and flips me off
>beyond furious at this point
>gun engine
>pull up next to him
>move towards him so he moves away
>hes being pushed off the road
>he tries to speed up
>i speed up with him
>he tries to swerve away
>goes off the side of the road and into a thicket
>he goes straight into a big oak tree at ~90mph
I think I fucking killed someone today.

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Don't engage with idiots like that, pulling up next to them. If someone does something retarded, just fall back in traffic or turn off your route and go a different way. Nothing good ever happens getting in a road rage situation.

>THIS GUY ENDANGERED MY SON!

>IM GOING TO SHOW HIM HOW ANGRY I AM ABOUT THAT BY CONTINUING TO ENDANGER MY OWN SON.

Nice work you fucking retard.

This probably didn't happen, but if it did, they can't pin you for it unless someone got your plate.

Also, you're a fucking dumbass if you think you kept your shitty kid out of danger by running some guy off the road at 90mph.

I'm not normally like that, but my son was in the car. Just the thought that someone would endanger his wellbeing made me flip out

Nice
Does your kid know you killed something

Fuck no, he's three months old.

Reap what you sow nigga

wait till he's old enough to understand, like 6 or whatever

Nemo me impune lacessit
No one else was around

>scion

This

It's fine OP, scions are very safe nowadays there's nothing to worry about

i got a fucking fence post hurled at my car today and it sailed over the roof.

No proof so cops wont do anything or even come out.

Beat that!

why didn't you stop and steal his badges?

>not keeping the badges of your defeated opponents

I shall become mad max i have no need for badges

Go to the DMV and hand in your license. You don't deserve to be on the roads if that's how quickly you fly off the handle and act in a 2 ton hunk of metal.

Driving is a right not a privilege, and you are a danger.

He makes a wrong turn

and ya kill him

even memes cant cheer me up

not op btw but a drunk aussie

>killing a Scion owner and their car

Good job, op.

The day OP wasn't a faggot.

In all seriousness who cares? You aren't the one who died.

on a tursday brother?
we need to have a meet and touge if in brissy

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He's going to have a front and rear dash cam. You didn't stop at the scene so you'll be done for that. You'll also be done for instigating road race (the cams won't see him flipping you off) and you'll be done for dangerous driving.

Have fun.

This.
Cross your fingers and hope he didnt have a dash cam OP, otherwise expect the boys in blue to come knocking at your door in a few days.

90 mph? really?

Jesus dude

>Scion

Nothing of value was lost

Including OP's impending loss of freedom lmfao

Ever read this user?

ITT: only allowed to post if you have commited homicide in the last 48 hours.

Hey guys, hows it going

Does owning a VW diesel in an overpopulated city count lol

Also impending loss of anal virginiity

XD

XD

Veeky Forums- Auto
Home to benchracers, drug dealers, furries and murderers

reported to ATF

Xd

>tfw you are the least-worst on that list

Feels good

XD

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Found a Victim OP.

anal virginity?
What kind of a sick person would want to penetrate an anus?

Homosexual sodomites

holy shit

Did you stop and drink his blood?

Did you set the woods on fire hunting squirrels again?

You're a drug dealer?

You're not?

Turn yourself in, OP. You are a murderer now.

Wait right there, OP. I'm turning you in.

Let me guess, drug dealer?

They're going to find you OP. You fucked up bad.

I don't regret running that fuckboi Scion fag off the road, I only regret that I may get caught.

That's not what you want to say to the judge

Reported this thread to the FBI.

I am sure this is completely fake but god I hope it's true. Really need to get more of these faggot shit drivers off the road and the only way to do it is...well....

Give my regards to Frosty when you see him.

>kill someone
>post about it on Veeky Forums

god i hope you have a vpn, for your sake.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I reported this thread to your mum op, no more tendies for you!

He didn't know there was a kid in the car, you did. You're the opposite of justified.

>having kids
Yep you definitely fucked up.

>it was justified because I only endangered fully grown people with my shit driving
Literally (You): The Post

fucking kek

WALL TAKEDOWN

Seems to me like an asshole got what he had coming. He killed himself OP, leave it at that, it's not like you forced him to also speed, he could've just tapped the brakes and stay behind you instead of kissing a tree like that Equinox faggot.

One less dumbfuck off the roads.

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And you didn't take a picture? or at least post the news story link tomorrow so we can all shit are pants that this was real. Otherwise, fake and gay.

This is why road rage is stupid and pointless. Hope you learned your lesson, fuckwit.

cant mate i have to go out of town for funeral to mourn someone

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ahh yes. The brand of youth.

I think "privilege, not a right" is what you meant here, but if you meant what you said, I'm REALLY confused.

ITT: drug dealers meet dot com

Isn't he out of jail?

p minor but one time in middle school, I beat up a kid in the desert on the way home and left him there. I didnt PERMANENTLY harm him, just a knock out, but he never came to school again after that and he wasnt still in the desert the next day. never heard of him again.

but yeah OP that's pretty gnarly.

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holy fuck dude

that went from 0 to 90 real fast

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Oh, Carlos!

CARLOOOOOOS

Have fun in jail fag

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>be driving home from work
>my infant son is in the car


You brought your son to work?

relax, and just own it. You never have to fear a knock at the door...because YOU are the one who knocks.

ohh noo this story confirmed fake. damn i thought its really happend.

This is your third post about fucking fenceposts. Gotta admire the dedication

Was it a scion driver?

Picked him up from daycare maybe.

LEL

must have forgotten this was /b/ with cars

More like 90 to zero, amirite

OP, I am VERY disappointed in you. Go to the corner now, young man. You're in time-out.

If this is true,


The police will likely looks for camera systems on nearby businesses and investigate it, I would turn myself in before they found out. But hire an attorney first

You'll likely won't end up being charged but trust me, The police will come looking for you.

OP there's a witness, you're fugged.

kek