VW Golf

>VW Golf
>Doesn't fit golf clubs

It was named that because of the gulf war, they were used in a kamikaze-Esque manner, with drivers yelling DERFUHRER as they drove them into oil drilling platforms. It was changed to GOLF to be more politically correct as well as to appeal to white people

>Ford Mustang
>Doesn't fit horses

>ford bronco
>cant fit a bronco inside

>Mazda 323
>probably isn't the 323rd Mazda.

>ford focus
>doesn't actually focus

>dodge charger
>doesn't charge

>Dodge Viper
>isn't made of snakes

>Hyundai Pony
>cant fit a pony inside

>Ford Mustang
>Is neither a horse or a plane

>jeep grand cherokee
>is neither grand, nor a native american

Fiat 500

Not 500cc anymore

>Chevy Malibu
>Isnt covered in power lines.

>Ford Taurus
>I'm Scorpio, wife is Virgo
SHIT SUCKS

>Mini Cooper
>aren't mini anymore

>Suzuki Cultus
>Isn't particularly well educated

>Alfa
>mainly driven by betas

>>Isn't particularly well educated
but it's swift

That I can confirm.

>Geo Tracker
>doesn't come with sonar on-board

Why are your golf clubs so large?

>Toyota Celica
>Doesn't Celic

>pontiac Fiero
>doesn't Fire - oh wait

>Skoda Octavia
>Doesn't play the cello

makes ya think

>Dodge challenger
>not a single one has challenged me at a stoplight

>Toyota Highlander
>There can actually be more than only one

>SEAT
>has seats

Good job Spain.

>Chevrolet Sonic
>doesn't travel at mach 1

kek

>Toyota Tundra
>not a biome

back to /mlp/ with you

>renault twingo
>doesn't twist, swing or tango

twingo a shit anyway

you take that back right now user

>Real people
>Not actors

>toyota tundra
>pavement queen

>fiat spider
>only has 4 wheels

>gm
>always btfo by everyone

>Mazda Miata
>can go miating in it
Noice

Кeк

NO BULLY

I don't want to be the fun guy but fitting a golfbag is a requirement to meet from the conception phase of developing a vw of that segment, the standard "golfbag" CAD-model is fitting in the trunk of any newish golf

t. engineer with experience in vw environment

kys

>only fits with backseat down
>fits

>first image on google

>nissam gtr
>Gets btfo by pushrods

Lmao

dont worry i galled da bolice! :DDD

>Scion xD
>isn't funny

>dodge dynasty
>no duck hunting rednecks
baka

>vw Jetta
>isn't powered by jet engines

>Alphonse
>sucks all the dick before anyone else can get to it
Rude!

>honda jazz
>does not include double bass; isn't arrogant and dismissive

>Prez/o/ projecting yet again
always wonder what years of getting btfo would do to you

NO SAY THAT

>Chevrolet Suburban
>Can fit a whole neighborhood inside

>Cadillac Escalade
>Can't climb a fucking wall

>Suzuki Samurai
>doesn't fit a katana

>Toyota Camry
>No rheeee cam

>Subaru WRX STI
>doesn't wrecks STIs

>Ford Fiesta
>There's no party going on in it

>Honda Fit
>doesn't fit

>VW Polo
>No mints in the glove box nor can it fit horses to play game in it

>reliant kitten
>doesn't meow

>Ford Fusion
>powered by gas, not by nuclear fusion

There is in mine.

>Skoda superb
>is actually terrible

>Austin allegro
>is actually one of the slowest cars ever made

>Toyota Crown
>Not a hat worn by the king

>Honda Accord
>It's doesn't even remotely resemble a cord

The right car for you.

>Posts Ford Scorpio
>Not its frog-eyed second generation that can make blind kids cry

Pathetic

>Scion
>Driver doesn't psychically know when he is about to be rammed off the road at 90 mph into a tree

Maybe a pants party. Put your dick up and focus on the road.

>mazda cosmo
>didn't come from outer space

>mazda 6
>5 seats

>Lada 2107
>Not from the future

>VW Fox
>Not a fox
>Doesn't come with a fox
>Is not foxy at all

Rused again

>jeep wrangler
>doesn't wrangle anything

One has to wonder how do you know she plays the cello

;^)

You mad because you can't have one, user?

Thats fission idiot

Nuclear fusion is a thing, but only used experimentaly.
That´s the ford Nucleon.

>Pontiac Grand prix
>driven by Obese white chain-smoking women on the way to Walmart

>Mini Countryman
>exclusively driven by women in the city

>Porsche Cayenne
>is neither spicy nor healthy

It's called cayenne not cayenne pepper

Well it doesn't come from French Guiana either...

The disappointment never stops.

>Saturn
>found only on Earth

>Ford Escort
>doesn't provide a happy ending

>Monte-Carlo
>not built in Europe

underrated post

>character is challenged
>he drives a challenger

>subaru outback
>park it in front of my house, not out back

>subaru forester
>doesn't plant trees

>mitsubishi pajero
>doesn't masturbate itself

>Ford Mustang Mach 1
>Doesn't go 767.269mph

that fucking expression on his face lmfao

KEEEEEEEEEEEK

>Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
>extinct

>Chevrolet Monte Carlo
>Dodge Monaco
>Lincoln Versailles
It's a common theme to name American shitbarges after European locations of luxury to make them seem more upscale.

Kek

>Yugo
>you don't