/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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*open the crate*
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*strange ham*

Top is most respectable, bottom is least respectable

>demo
>sniper
>soldier
>scout
>engineer
>medic
>heavy
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>spy
>pyro

>when people get self-righteous about playing medic and expect me to suck their dick
fuck medic mains man

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greetings from /nepgen/

thanks /nepgen/ you're very nice

many thanks heres a pic

but why are you impersonating the one who left us? why him?

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>really want a Time Warp Nappers Respite
>four exist
>two are not selling
>one belongs to a scammer
>one belongs to someone who hasn't logged in for 30 days

22nd for salty sniper main

name one time better for playing tf2 than 5 am

Xth for still passed about being gyped out of my drawing.

what loadout did you have anyhow

Hey, I'm a spy main.
You better watch what you say,
Pssh nothing personell, kid.

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>items listed while equipping them STILL can't be sorted by backpack position

Yeah, that'll still be a problem when i'm dead.

Well I'm not the guy whose draw you rolled, but it's the draw you deserve.

>one belongs to a scammer
So? Why do you even care?

Not the guy but that's pretty great

If you trade with a known scammer Backpack.tf bans you permanently

So? Why do you even care?
Also you can easily trade from alt and if they ban you just make photoshop screenshot when you buying it from scm and having no idea that seller is scammer.

>Sniping well for once
>Picking off fully overhealed heavies and other snipers no problem
>Suddenly two more snipers on the enemy team
>Keep holding my own and heaadshotting them and their team
>They all switch to DDS and one of them goes machina bodyshotter
Guess the fun's over

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and how exactly would that affect you in any way

>why don't you want to be banned from the biggest tf2 trading site goy

are you fucking stupid

>you won't be able to makes trade on two sites
Wow, thats so scary. Seriously, if you want this hat just go buy it. Fuck da bolis.

I don't get why he lost his shit, he was just RJ around

Does TF2shop even exist anymore?

post unusuals.

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>Can't even see the decal
The only thing unusual here is your extremely bad taste

If my Flair and Clan Pride worked with the femPyro i'd use it more.

Might swap this for a hive minder

That's a nice as fuck Pyro loadout.

Thank you, but there have been some critics.

Number one was a sniper who complained that I was almost impossible to headshot because he was both unable to locate a head and also his game dropped frames every time he looked at me.

People also tell me its too bright and ugly

>Sniper complaining about hats
I honestly like it, it has that aesthetic of seeing the future or time warp through your head.

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Well if I do change hats I will get another Time Warp one because it goes well with my spelled Aspect

the fuck
is this a mod

>engineer
>more respectable than medic
heavies could use this taunt in comp mm to rollout faster to mid and valve still thinks we should unban everything wtf volvo is dumb

Zoomin Broom

Guys at Valve doesn't even play their own game, what did you expect?

>The Bison penetrating people is a glitch!

How do they know that you knew that they were a scammer

It doesn't matter. Up to you to check or you get banned

>be on trade server
>person is selling a ten cent hat that catches my eye
>trade 1.33 for the hat
>turns out they were a scammer
>get banned
Seriously? Or is it only for high value items

its really just you buying a """""""""""scammed"""""""""" unusual that gets people pissed. People sell them through scrap.tf all the time though so I dont really get the stigma. You didnt lie to some kid.

why doesnt tf2 have sniper mode
5v5 all snipers
darwin's banned

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2fort is the sniper mode
or dm maps restricted to sniper
>i will never be this good at jump maps

>nobody even got that ministry reference

shame on all of you

I like to eat my sandviches with pills

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>mfw this strategy doesnt't work anymore because TF2 is filled with retard weebs and furries faggots cocksuckers

Then just use a gay anime furry spray :^)

don't even try to reply to me, you filthy kafir

can i get one god damn fucking match where i'm not fighting 6 soldiers, a heavy with 2 medics in his ass or 6 spies and 5 snipers on my team
can i get one fucking decent match where i'm not 16x's the second highest on the scoreboard
can i get one fucking match where the people understand the objective and aren't wandering in god damn circles
just one decent fucking match

>tfw too retarded to know sprays don't work in pubs

>valve pub
>"guys who put this pony spray at spawn"
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>"seriously guys who put this pony porn spray at spawn thats so gay why would you do that"
>"You do know you can only see your own sprays right?"
>Randomgamer has left the game

Ive seen this couple times.

Mostly it has been "Who put this gay spray next to my sentry?"

>tfw no more videos

damn

i do miss sprays, they were harmless, who cares if some kid sees porn in a video game with online unrated?
they're just going to look it up anyway

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so why the hell are there so many comp teams in casual

because casual is a fraggers game mode

what map should I play

>mfw the leak of the pyro update was real

>because they are mentally handicapped
got it
pl goldrush
which ones

>constructing your own buildings and putting out your own damage with your shotgun is not more respectable than being a leach healslut

The only one that has been posted here? Also the way you talk, is pretty suspicious...

is there a way to get weapons/hats without spending money ?
I haven't played tf2 for like 5 years

play the game

>pyro has the worst physique just like the pyro mains

A lot of grinding and crafting. If you want an unusual you're shit outta luck unless you open crafts or buy keys to trade.

dont be mad you cant play as good as others, and i am sorry you think goldrush is a map worth playing

i don't actually know if this is true. for some reason in the advanced options i had sprays turned off. when i turned them back on not only did i see sprays in community servers but i saw sprays (not many though) in both official casual and competitive modes

>"You do know you can only see your own sprays right?"
but that is wrong, i have for example seen a teammate spray an animated gif of a turret on the wall

>said in a game with heavy, scout, spy, sniper, and engineer

The brown cloth color from the beta is much better than the current red. Did they change it because it was hard to see on most maps?

they changed it so it would be more distinguishable from blue. brown looks nuetral. red and blue are obviously different

its because you had it downloaded from a community server

you mean Lange? Q.O

>tfw pyro won and we know the future of TF2 is a dark one

don't pretend the userbase of heavy and pyro aren't largely the same