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>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

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FRRRRRIRRSTTT

first 1st thirst.

Bounce? We're bouncing now.

Hello new bread, It's me, ------CATOWER------
I just wanted to let you all know, that um, i love you all, like like like, rawr status you know? like

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Anyone know what up coming events are in the pipeline for dis dank gaem?

I miss you

>tfw no PS2-gen style classic range of cars for GTA V

More inconsequential 'double' money and RP on adversary modes no one cares about

DOUBLE UP OR QUIT
DOUBLE STAKES OR SPLIT

>-kazzii- has left.

Good riddance.

xth for 2160p and the savage

Dear Rockstar FAGGOT,

Why are contact missions not rebalanced to compete with CEO and MC DLCs?

Sincerely,
(((Eliminated)))

Posting this every thread isn't going to make that fuck come back.

>POST FAVOURITE SONG

youtube.com/watch?v=mufLblWDobE

why rebalance old content?
sucks ass since alot of those have more story and cool shit like variety.
they went out of their way to nerf those to shit paying more the more time you took to complete it

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i play these when im speeding down the long coastal freeway during sunset

>tfw multilingual

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why would you want that? gta iv cars were much better, vice city was shit compared to it i terms of vehicles options

ost is pretty good desu
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I'm talking about the vehicle appearances. For example, make this the "Cheetah Classic", and so on.

looks like the Coquette

CHANGE OF COAST, CHANGE OF HEART... AND I... I KNEW IT FROM THE START, YOU HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.

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a c6 corvette and a testarossa aren't too similar lad

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AND I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY.

No. Are you really a bus rider?

...

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MORE THAN THIS

>Not the superior choice.
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LAST NITE A DJ SAVED MUH LYFE.

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god damn i wish we got more era gta's

>go to sell a bike to make room in my garage
>keep getting an error every time I try to sell it
>something something inventory or catalog price incorrect
>restarting does nothing

What the hell

It's probably on sale

So, because this shits on sale I have to wait for it to be over so I can get this piece of shit out of my garage?

Dank.

they will never do a retro gta again because you can't sell shark cards with modern hypercars that way

Yeahhhhhhhh

You could just drive another vehicle in and replace the bike, no?

...

>rank transfer to a new character
wait what?

if you have a main 120 or over your alt can be made starting at 120

you can start a new character and if your original one is over 120 it can be pasted on to the new one with the max of 120. also you get a free 10 car high end apartment. i got the one in front of arcadia

>driving along side the beach at night
>passing by all the neon lights
>this comes on youtube.com/watch?v=q_vXwKwPAx0
>mfw

oh shit time to get grinding i'm at 108

dude that's just like that final destination movie

I just now found out that the Deadeditz guy updated his menu to 1.27, anyone here know what was added/removed? Can't find patch notes or anything on it.

It's not actually removed from your original and passed over to the new one right, the new character will start at 120?

no
new char is 120, original stays unaffected

NOICE.

okay

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Won't you call me, call me? / No time to hesitate, we must communicate / Yeah, call me, call me / Won't you call this number now?

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Step it up, lads.

stop it you're giving me nostalgia

>source vehicle, get a Reaper
>stand around in my office for a moment
>all of a sudden, mission failed
>the vehicle was destroyed
What the fuck?

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Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Vice city has best radio

>Friday night
>no one on

I was just on, but no one was on so I logged out.

Well the game is ded after all.

People with actual lives are out doing normie things.

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Nice update

No one on and servers are still shit

what the fuck lol

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>it's a "some nigger blocks the track for several races in a row while nobody votes to kick or reports him" episode

Okay game.

Anyone doing missions or shit? I'm bored. I want to play.

we fixed it.

We're in a lobby for PC.

Attack Buzzard worth getting or should I invest in some dank special vehicles for the supersecret bat cave?

Advanced Rifle or Special Carbine?

If it was like 5mins a player may have stumbled across it and destroyed it for lulz.

It's weird, some vehicles are destructible and unlocked the moment they appear, while others like the stunt jump can't be fucked with in any way until they complete the jump.
>counter-hydra a jet shitter
>nail him on the first pass, strafe him a few more times and he leaves
>wondering what I can do before I crash/ditch
>there's a few bounties running around, time for some easy money target practice
>blast a bountied CEO in Vinewood Hills
>"you have destroyed vehicle cargo"
>wat
>[autistic screeching] in chat
>recognize the location and realize he was doing the sneaky key grab when my strafing run nailed him and the car

this im kind of tired with my sleeping pattern i currently get tired early

Go for the Buzzard while it's on sale. 25% is a nice discount. Spawning one as CEO is a priceless ability.

>host race, turn non-contact on
>watch all the niggers attempt to race for thirty seconds before sitting in the middle of the track because they can't be niggers anymore

>be Nero Custom with 100% armor
>shitter in a rented fluorescent pink X-80 tries to ram me at the start
>he bounces back down the track like a ping pong ball and takes out half of the field

Contact races can work out fine as long as you bring the right tools.

>savage

Yes

>full lobby race
>myself and a few others are shouting for non-contact
>absolute madman does it
>cars stop dead in place and become corporeal when the driver leaves
>race becomes a minefield as ramming niggers ragequit and slavs lose connection

It was almost immediately after I sourced it. Somebody must've been RIGHT next to where it spawned and decided to be a cunt. This was in a session with only three other people, too, so the chances of that shit happening would have been low.

...

...

I'm so bored.

>modder spawns an invisible building that blocks the entire main access road to vehicle warehouse
>because a modder did it, it remains between session so you have to completely restart the game to get rid of it

>my attempts to drag Veeky Forums vernacular into this cesspool of attention whores worked

Social engineer reporting.

Read a book.

WITH THE USA

>try to initiate a few deathmatches
>no one joins
>start a custom track playlist
>no one joins
>try to host the set $$$$DUPLE XP N CESH$$$$ adversary game modes
>a few people join but leave because its not loaded.

God damn. I remember a time when I could pop in a lobby loaded with people and have a blast on a random deathmatch or race. What the fuck happened? Freeroam Dickery is fun and all but i want to do something else for once.

Shit pay.

Just one more question, other than just the obvious 'play the game's what are the best sources of Rep?

I'm currently sitting on 82.

Helping a CEO with crates used to be great, quick RP, but running cars has mostly replaced it.

Not really, I've been off and on Veeky Forums since about 2012.

>R* has lowered the value of pre-modified NPC cars.

Actual Jews.

Hi So Bored, I'm dad!

>it's a "random is too afraid/stupid to put hard difficulty on easy as fuck missions" episode

I joined a Vans invite out of boredom last night, and I didn't realize until the end that they'd set it to easy. I probably had a similar look on my face.

:(

Rockstar keeps adding stuff to do in freeroam so people stay there, because that's where all the stuff to buy is.

Grass don't even have 4k textures.
Literally unplayable.

I could recommend a book, if you want. Reading improves focus and memory!

I'm bored of reading books.