Last Thread: Engineering Edition Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >Some shitposting >More admins needed, inquire within >Nuklear wants things removed, is it because he was dunked on or because he really thinks they're bad? Find out more at 11.
Are you inviting the right guests? Who's your headline act? If you invite the right person, the rest will follow
Aaron Morales
Who are the right people? How do I party?
Robert Gomez
TIM
HORTONNSSSS
Brody Myers
>tfw 0 for 3 on roll up the rim
Cameron Turner
POST PLAYERS ON YOUR PERMANENT SHITLIST
>DUNSEL HORDON >THAT NIGGER WARDEN FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO WHO WAS A GREY AND KEPT TRYING TO ORDER PEOPLE AROUND, THEN CALLED ROGUE BORGS WHEN NO ONE LISTENED TO HIM >KOLTON HUNT >BILL HUDSON >MORENA >EMILIA
Nathaniel Lewis
A V A D A
Jacob Foster
Gus.
Aiden Gutierrez
Unban me
Connor Wood
Rin
Asher Rivera
Emilia did nothing wrong
Jason Williams
I want Emilia to ban me!
Joshua Diaz
Sure, whats your Ckey?
Ian Perez
That was fun as fuck. I know it went kinda poorly, but goddamn if xeno hunting squads weren't badass.
weld vents
Colton Ross
AI is too stressful, watching it all go to hell and being able to do minimal about it.
Anthony Baker
>xenos can buckle you to a chair >cant pick up a toolbox
what
Grayson Jones
>pictured; your average surgery table in a xeno round >not pictured: the mounds of blood and piled up tools around the table
Kevin Rodriguez
alright, how many larva did you get to pull out of a single person?
Bentley Watson
...
Connor Lewis
I made adv. tools for surgery but xenos kinda locked us down in sci but got in eventally becuase someone forgot to weld toxins.
Angel Allen
The music was a really nice touch. It was almost scarier crawling through maintenance with the music playing, looking for the nest(s). Especially when the comms were down.
How was the shuttle? Was it fine or fucked? I got out via a pod.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>tfw couldn't finish my R-UST
Sebastian Campbell
i think the max was only like two from any one person playing med on xenos is actually kinda intense if both sides are competent
Nolan Ross
It's meme-tier with 0 RP, granted I'm all for Light RP, as in roleplay if you want, don't if you don't feel like it, just don't go lololololol im guna end this round with 1 last rev head kill. I don't care about validhunting in general- I think you should be allowed to do so so long as you don't metagame it hard- but if the whole station is doing it, it can get a pretty extreme for either side very quickly, and everyone there wants dat xXepicXx moment. Other than that, they're a scapegoat for some sniveling fuckwits here.
Justin Nelson
>tfw you will never watch Surfer and Avada cuck Emilia with eachother
Justin Butler
Is a RUST just supposed to hook up to the hot loop of the TEG?
Luke Williams
Am I unbanned yet
Angel Flores
>Xenos are sighted, grab a welder/flamethrower and head into the tunnels >Discover shit in atmos, cut it all away >Forget to turn off my welder when refilling it
>Wake up in Medbay, grab my shit, resume hunt >Find another nest in xenobio >Actually robust player with a gun does most of the heavy lifting >Somehow I die again, and get dragged to medbay
>Ran out of plasma tanks, decide to take one from the SME room >Before I even get there my chest skin starts burning off >Drag my ass back to Medbay myself this time before I succumb to my injuries, almost dying en route >Tend to wounds, leave as xenos break in and start chasing people >Go back to Engineering >Decide fuck it, the shuttle is probably infested to hell >Brave the oven to get to the engy pod >Slowly roast on the way home
>Survive the ride, copilot breaks the pod window >Leave pod, get shot by some security shitter >Rush of air knocks the security shitter and myself over >Copilot grabs sec gun, and shoots him a bunch of times >Copilot helps me up, sec still lying on the ground >I roast, copilot shoots That was a really fun round. Bit slow to start, but man did it rev up in the end.
Is that why south engineering was pic related?
Aaron Martin
Hey, it's me Nuklear.
I was just wondering i-if you could delete this thread.
Ryan Parker
...
Jonathan Wright
that ayyy is cute
Oliver Martinez
Gamepad support when?
Robert Ward
no human pull off the atrocities felicity had committed that round
Christian Gutierrez
could, even
whoops
Jaxson Wright
what hapen
Brody Adams
At least we never ran out of power!
Liam Lopez
This will not be forgotten! Cats are for petting not for using as AME fuel!
Isaiah Foster
I want Felicity to go to prison for animal cruelty, holy shit!
Liam Smith
>he doesn't remember the round where felicity was ling and went full dominatrix about it
Adrian Sullivan
strongly considering a ban request
Blake Stewart
Looking forward to your future admins?
Lincoln Anderson
>celt hes great at telling you the exact opposite of what you should do
Alexander Foster
This is truly the worst timeline
Ryan Walker
The worst timeline started when sawbones became admin Do as I have and separate yourself from this timeline
Brody Garcia
Who is this semen demon?
Thomas Reed
We just have to accept that the server is run by someone extremely loose when it comes to rules and who will admin anyone who is good enough at getting into their pants
Leo Evans
>my retard thrown together mix winds up saving my own life twice >i successfully take down a xeno >my colleague and I alternate prying high speed embryo removal surgery with borgs ready to open fire on us if we pop >the mechanic's insane expanded medbay in the lobby saves my life after I'd considered having him arrested for it at the start of the round >HoP was a vampire and was completely harmless >batshit insane Warden who asked me to help him cum wound up being smart enough to decipher the HoP's assassination attempt >the HoP tried to assassinate himself and nearly got Felicity jailed for it but it was just pranks >we go Code Red and had a shitton of combat borgs >the mechanic, the HoP, the other doc, and me all managed to survive and make it to CentComm I haven't had a round that fun in months. I love all of you so much.
Lincoln Bell
>lagging >Oh hey, it's deadpop anyway, i shouldn't worry mu-- >YOU ARE THE HOP VAMP >fumble around whole round >maybe i can frame someone for nothing, that's always fun >fuck up framing, everyone is too nice to frame anyway >come clean to crew >get fucked by wiz >get revived >Total blood accumulated: 0
Asher Cox
I wanted to give you sanctuary on my mining colony. ;_; ah well, at least we liquefied that clown.
Chase Brown
>Probe responding to every trialmin application
I thought he wasn't admin anymore
Hudson Butler
Only good thing i did that round. Why can't vamps drink gibs?
Ayden Price
>mining Oh fuck I forgot to add
>watched the Clown get shuttlegibbed in front of me when he tried to break into the mining dock that i was stuck in
Alexander Barnes
>it was VampXenoWizstended
Adrian Wright
I feel bad about going full combat borg on xenos but they hit that code red button so FAST I had no choice.
Joshua Long
>tfw you could've killed and succed me in front of the xeno nest and blamed it on xenos but then the AI screamed that you shot me
Having lots of silicons on lowpop is pretty terrible. I don't blame you for not doing too well. At least I managed to build a nice little shanty town in maint.
Daniel James
I thought about it, but i really didn't want to. It would be straight up disrespectful to murder a space hobo.
Josiah Russell
>It would be straight up disrespectful to murder a space hobo.
Plus hobo blood tastes horrible to vampires, if VtM is to be believed.
Noah Cox
How many previously banned admins do you reckon we'll have by 2018
Cooper Rodriguez
Autism Waifus are the absolute best! >tfw you will never make your waifu cry by destroying her autism project and calling it shit >to afterwards calling her cute and that she belongs home being your cute housewife
Jose Lewis
this is the worst thing i've read in about a month why are you like this
James Nelson
Can someone lift my self requested perma ban?
My ckey is morena
Samuel Stewart
go away morona
Daniel Jones
It cant be contained!
Leo Rogers
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who voted for the ugly ass disjointed bluespace crystal sprite rather than silky smooth flat bluespace
Michael Thompson
>HoS joins at shuttle call >stuns me walking out of security, cuffs me, puts me in a locker, welds it >tries to weld the pod doors before realizing he's retarded >AI calling him a retard the whole time >"muh safety" >somehow gets killed >has the audacity to pray to admins to heal his body after the shuttle departed
Jordan Lee
>day 3, test server still broken. losing hope.
Christian Sullivan
we should just remove the test server :^)
Owen Bailey
What a fucking idiot. Watching him do whatever the fuck he was doing was honestly painful, i wish i could doorcrush him.
Bentley Kelly
Watching him try to weld pod doors for 30 seconds because 3 layers of restraint weren't enough was almost hilarious
Justin Richardson
What are you getting your waifu for Valentine's day user?
Christopher Sanchez
I want to bully her so badly now!
Julian Allen
[04:47:06]ADMIN: (skarde/) started the game as a Head of Security.
He was an admin, lel.
Alexander Wood
user... that means an admin is notified of it happening, not that he's an admin. It happens for every job and every player.
Christian Davis
Don't think that's how admin logs work
They show when people join as specific high power roles, so that they can be monitored for autism
You're getting way too big for your boots. You're never too big for the boot. I got the big size toes on my feet. Your face aint big for my boot.
Matthew Anderson
Yclat here, remember that if you approve of peacekeeper borgs you approve us literally becoming TG
Connor Jenkins
pjb here, if you disagree with any pr I make its because you're retarded and just a thread shitposter that can't code.
Dylan Harris
what if we disagree because you are, like all the shitcoders before you, just porting a dead servers "features" to fix issues that dont actually exist?
Alternatively what if we disagree with you for advertising our server on Reddit all the time?
Grayson Phillips
I want to bully a waifu
Ian Brown
how do you make new pill bottles?
James Roberts
autolathe
Gabriel Nguyen
how the FUCK did the server got so shit these last months?
Noah Reed
>tfw not on the list
Jayden Rogers
(You)
Brayden Williams
I wish round start obesity wasn't so easy to get rid of, even without lipozene It's hard being a fat man