/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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>Some shitposting
>More admins needed, inquire within
>Nuklear wants things removed, is it because he was dunked on or because he really thinks they're bad? Find out more at 11.

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13814
youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo
youtube.com/watch?v=Scjy-jQWTQU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

People never show up to my parties.

Are you inviting the right guests? Who's your headline act? If you invite the right person, the rest will follow

Who are the right people?
How do I party?

TIM

HORTONNSSSS

>tfw 0 for 3 on roll up the rim

POST PLAYERS ON YOUR PERMANENT SHITLIST

>DUNSEL HORDON
>THAT NIGGER WARDEN FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO WHO WAS A GREY AND KEPT TRYING TO ORDER PEOPLE AROUND, THEN CALLED ROGUE BORGS WHEN NO ONE LISTENED TO HIM
>KOLTON HUNT
>BILL HUDSON
>MORENA
>EMILIA

A V A D A

Gus.

Unban me

Rin

Emilia did nothing wrong

I want Emilia to ban me!

Sure, whats your Ckey?

That was fun as fuck. I know it went kinda poorly, but goddamn if xeno hunting squads weren't badass.

weld vents

AI is too stressful, watching it all go to hell and being able to do minimal about it.

>xenos can buckle you to a chair
>cant pick up a toolbox

what

>pictured; your average surgery table in a xeno round
>not pictured: the mounds of blood and piled up tools around the table

alright, how many larva did you get to pull out of a single person?

...

I made adv. tools for surgery but xenos kinda locked us down in sci but got in eventally becuase someone forgot to weld toxins.

The music was a really nice touch. It was almost scarier crawling through maintenance with the music playing, looking for the nest(s). Especially when the comms were down.

How was the shuttle? Was it fine or fucked? I got out via a pod.

>tfw couldn't finish my R-UST

i think the max was only like two from any one person
playing med on xenos is actually kinda intense if both sides are competent

It's meme-tier with 0 RP, granted I'm all for Light RP, as in roleplay if you want, don't if you don't feel like it, just don't go lololololol im guna end this round with 1 last rev head kill.
I don't care about validhunting in general- I think you should be allowed to do so so long as you don't metagame it hard- but if the whole station is doing it, it can get a pretty extreme for either side very quickly, and everyone there wants dat xXepicXx moment.
Other than that, they're a scapegoat for some sniveling fuckwits here.

>tfw you will never watch Surfer and Avada cuck Emilia with eachother

Is a RUST just supposed to hook up to the hot loop of the TEG?

Am I unbanned yet

>Xenos are sighted, grab a welder/flamethrower and head into the tunnels
>Discover shit in atmos, cut it all away
>Forget to turn off my welder when refilling it

>Wake up in Medbay, grab my shit, resume hunt
>Find another nest in xenobio
>Actually robust player with a gun does most of the heavy lifting
>Somehow I die again, and get dragged to medbay

>Ran out of plasma tanks, decide to take one from the SME room
>Before I even get there my chest skin starts burning off
>Drag my ass back to Medbay myself this time before I succumb to my injuries, almost dying en route
>Tend to wounds, leave as xenos break in and start chasing people
>Go back to Engineering
>Decide fuck it, the shuttle is probably infested to hell
>Brave the oven to get to the engy pod
>Slowly roast on the way home

>Survive the ride, copilot breaks the pod window
>Leave pod, get shot by some security shitter
>Rush of air knocks the security shitter and myself over
>Copilot grabs sec gun, and shoots him a bunch of times
>Copilot helps me up, sec still lying on the ground
>I roast, copilot shoots
That was a really fun round. Bit slow to start, but man did it rev up in the end.

Is that why south engineering was pic related?

Hey, it's me Nuklear.

I was just wondering i-if you could delete this thread.

...

that ayyy is cute

Gamepad support when?

no human pull off the atrocities felicity had committed that round

could, even

whoops

what hapen

At least we never ran out of power!

This will not be forgotten! Cats are for petting not for using as AME fuel!

I want Felicity to go to prison for animal cruelty, holy shit!

>he doesn't remember the round where felicity was ling and went full dominatrix about it

strongly considering a ban request

Looking forward to your future admins?

>celt
hes great at telling you the exact opposite of what you should do

This is truly the worst timeline

The worst timeline started when sawbones became admin
Do as I have and separate yourself from this timeline

Who is this semen demon?

We just have to accept that the server is run by someone extremely loose when it comes to rules and who will admin anyone who is good enough at getting into their pants

>my retard thrown together mix winds up saving my own life twice
>i successfully take down a xeno
>my colleague and I alternate prying high speed embryo removal surgery with borgs ready to open fire on us if we pop
>the mechanic's insane expanded medbay in the lobby saves my life after I'd considered having him arrested for it at the start of the round
>HoP was a vampire and was completely harmless
>batshit insane Warden who asked me to help him cum wound up being smart enough to decipher the HoP's assassination attempt
>the HoP tried to assassinate himself and nearly got Felicity jailed for it but it was just pranks
>we go Code Red and had a shitton of combat borgs
>the mechanic, the HoP, the other doc, and me all managed to survive and make it to CentComm
I haven't had a round that fun in months. I love all of you so much.

>lagging
>Oh hey, it's deadpop anyway, i shouldn't worry mu--
>YOU ARE THE HOP VAMP
>fumble around whole round
>maybe i can frame someone for nothing, that's always fun
>fuck up framing, everyone is too nice to frame anyway
>come clean to crew
>get fucked by wiz
>get revived
>Total blood accumulated: 0

I wanted to give you sanctuary on my mining colony. ;_;
ah well, at least we liquefied that clown.

>Probe responding to every trialmin application

I thought he wasn't admin anymore

Only good thing i did that round. Why can't vamps drink gibs?

>mining
Oh fuck I forgot to add

>watched the Clown get shuttlegibbed in front of me when he tried to break into the mining dock that i was stuck in

>it was VampXenoWizstended

I feel bad about going full combat borg on xenos but they hit that code red button so FAST I had no choice.

>tfw you could've killed and succed me in front of the xeno nest and blamed it on xenos but then the AI screamed that you shot me

Having lots of silicons on lowpop is pretty terrible. I don't blame you for not doing too well. At least I managed to build a nice little shanty town in maint.

I thought about it, but i really didn't want to. It would be straight up disrespectful to murder a space hobo.

>It would be straight up disrespectful to murder a space hobo.

Plus hobo blood tastes horrible to vampires, if VtM is to be believed.

How many previously banned admins do you reckon we'll have by 2018

Autism Waifus are the absolute best!
>tfw you will never make your waifu cry by destroying her autism project and calling it shit
>to afterwards calling her cute and that she belongs home being your cute housewife

this is the worst thing i've read in about a month
why are you like this

Can someone lift my self requested perma ban?

My ckey is morena

go away morona

It cant be contained!

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who voted for the ugly ass disjointed bluespace crystal sprite rather than silky smooth flat bluespace

>HoS joins at shuttle call
>stuns me walking out of security, cuffs me, puts me in a locker, welds it
>tries to weld the pod doors before realizing he's retarded
>AI calling him a retard the whole time
>"muh safety"
>somehow gets killed
>has the audacity to pray to admins to heal his body after the shuttle departed

>day 3, test server still broken. losing hope.

we should just remove the test server :^)

What a fucking idiot. Watching him do whatever the fuck he was doing was honestly painful, i wish i could doorcrush him.

Watching him try to weld pod doors for 30 seconds because 3 layers of restraint weren't enough was almost hilarious

What are you getting your waifu for Valentine's day user?

I want to bully her so badly now!

[04:47:06]ADMIN: (skarde/) started the game as a Head of Security.

He was an admin, lel.

user... that means an admin is notified of it happening, not that he's an admin. It happens for every job and every player.

Don't think that's how admin logs work

They show when people join as specific high power roles, so that they can be monitored for autism

shame there were no admins that round

???

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13814

C-c-c-count with me.
1. Glass of champagne for me
2. Glass of champagne for you
3. Now, do the Rolex Sweep
Do the Rolex Sweep.

Morena it's time to stop.

...

RARI WORKOUT
DO IT LEFT DO IT RIGHT
DO IT DAY DO IT NIGHT
DON'T WAIT FOR THE GYM DO IT ON SITE
BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!

youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo

MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO MAYO

You're getting way too big for your boots.
You're never too big for the boot.
I got the big size toes on my feet.
Your face aint big for my boot.

Yclat here, remember that if you approve of peacekeeper borgs you approve us literally becoming TG

pjb here, if you disagree with any pr I make its because you're retarded and just a thread shitposter that can't code.

what if we disagree because you are, like all the shitcoders before you, just porting a dead servers "features" to fix issues that dont actually exist?

Alternatively what if we disagree with you for advertising our server on Reddit all the time?

I want to bully a waifu

how do you make new pill bottles?

autolathe

how the FUCK did the server got so shit these last months?

>tfw not on the list

(You)

I wish round start obesity wasn't so easy to get rid of, even without lipozene
It's hard being a fat man

someone post when the round is over

please

Post songs you want on the jukebox.

youtube.com/watch?v=Scjy-jQWTQU

shitter safari finally over

>extended

should be removed

what you're talking about, specifically?