Senran Kagura General /skg/ #986

*catch leaf by the pussy* edition
Previous NEWS
>New Game
gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=�M���J�O
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

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youtu.be/7X4AcWWaDTQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Luvin' Hikage!

...

Reminder that Senrans do not have pubic hair.

Yes, that is Ayane dressed up as Yagyuu, but you get the idea.

Hey /skg/, it's your old man here.

I know this place is gonna be a ghost town around 7pm because the Pats and playing the Dirty Bird in the Super Bowl! hahaha. I know you guys probably have plans with your friends to watch it, but you're more than welcome to watch the game with me.

I just don't want to see you on your computer all night, posting pictures of cartoon girls. Truth be told, things aren't going to well for me at work and your mom has been keeping me on edge. You're getting older by the day and haven't shown us any plans to move out or get marred. I wish you will spend more time in the real world, son.

Nyx has a $10 (rough sketch) slot open and a $20 (refined sketch) slot open if anyone is interested.

Sorry user, I can't date you. I'm already bebes girlfriend.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

What the fuck are you talking about Dad? I just bought my own home and e will be moving me in this Thursday and you and Mum have been divorced for years.

>Triggered user breathes in, turns 180° and walks away

Just sharin' that the Kumo-Shiki story is done.
pastebin.com/Q2p76y0h

Why are we still here?

Because we all like tits or something I dunno.

I don't.

Don't be like that, there's a new game coming out soon. I don't have a ps4 so who knows why I'm still here.

I like short, large breasted, blue eyed brunettes

>Reminder that Senrans do not have pubic hair.
This is false

Mirai still has tits at the end of the day, just really, really, really small ones.

Unless you count Dougen as a Senran, yes it is.

Reminder: 8/10 of the original Senran's have been INSIDE Dogen. He basically took all of their virginities.

Miyabi is for _________

Purgatorio!

Imu.

DELETE

I want to slap all fudanshi Anons.

Carrying out my child.

SSS

Miyabi x Daidouji

Don't do that.

Being my girlfriend

They're basically microscopic.

I appreciate that. Will we get a sequel?

Exploring the mountain side forest with Mirai!

youtu.be/mdPlcKg-qFs

Learning about the meaning of life with nature!

Why does Homura look like Mai Shiranui?

Possibly, Not sure if I'll go through with it though.

I'll pull the trigger if you don't.

SNK committed a grave sin by moving away from its high quality 2D sprites.

Homura is the spiritual successor and superior to Mai!

Mirai doesn't want to go out into nature where there's no internet access!

>all those pubes sticking out on the top left panel
Learn to shave, woman!

I'd prefer if she didn't.

The Mirai Schmidt is flying around the mountain acting as a makeshift mobile pirate broadcast wifi data hotspot!

What pubes? Show me.

That's gonna make a lot of Miraifags mad

Mirai is a black cat, not a white cat, so it's ok if he blows that one up.

They can't touch me. I have over 9000 guns pointed at cats around the world. With a single phone call kitty goes bye bye.

Homura is a wild woman...

what happened to hibbers eyes?

She lost her will to live and her eyes are dead and empty now.

>going on a magical Mirai safari to anything but this

youtube.com/shared?ci=u6SS5XMO_7M

I wanna hunt a deer with Mirai.

SNK is also poor and probably couldn't afford sprite work again. I think they were also pressed to catch the fighting game "golden age" wave. It's really a shame too.

Infiltrating Chernobyl with Yomi!

youtu.be/zf3YYBpf9cA

Spying on all the Good Shinobi that are engaged in the weapons trade for the globalists and taking 4K pictures of their faces!

Driving to the downtown arcade with Mirai!

youtube.com/shared?ci=oB0zlN-I3Bc

Hoping there isn't a big line to play Hydro Thunder!

That's one fat deer.

It'll be delicious!

Mirai hates camping trips. That is because she once went to one back in school and her classmates left her behind in the forest. Was missing for two days.

Mirai hitting a deer while driving a car with her legal license!

youtu.be/GLjOfgONqQs

Taking Mirai to the insurance office to make a claim!

Camping sucks. I'll stay home with Mirai and play video games.

She just needs to go camping with her friends and get over her bad memory of her last trip.

Wow, Ryoubi is fucking stupid!

Would them eating snakes makes their guardian animals angry?

Then again, Yagyuu eats fried squid, so who knows.

Later on that day, Ryoubi found out she was late to catch a bus on a legal stop off point!

youtu.be/s1m-K1D_uQs

Teaming up with Haruka to face her parents who have thrown in with Dougen and transformed into youma aliens from Jupiter who have merged with the Artifact of Moirai!

youtu.be/KukSVxgsQkg

I'm gonna introduce her to a game called sex!

Would you help yagyuu out if she'd ask you with tears in her eyes if you could teach her to play smash? She's constantly losing to hibari and hibbers told her it's boring to play with her.

user there's steps involved in trying to fuck Mirai!

Only if she agrees to main Ganondorf

Nobody can win against Hibari. She's unbeatable!

Are there any cheat codes?

It's such a wierd thing that hibari is the video game senran. Or why Ikaruga is the reading one. Also yagyuus hobby is apparently sleeping?

Don't! DON'T!

Being stuck in a perpetual movie style training montage with Yozakura! Ending up being each others opponents in the finals!

youtube.com/shared?ci=JUUmV88wiJ4

Hmm.. defaultkek? toptierpasta?

OK, I guess I won't.

You called?

Racing Homura in a parkour contest to get across Kyoto first!

youtu.be/U0TmPUNNlfc

Exterminating the Radam with Haruka!

youtube.com/watch?v=3l6UrTqR55E

What would you demand from daidouji if you miraculously managed to win against her in something? She'd obviously fall in love with you afterwards since you were the only one who could beat her.

Feed me a home made lunch while wearing a maid outfit and cat ears!

Teaching Hikage how to spray paint expressive faces as graffiti!

youtu.be/EGKRpfrBmO4

powered by cuteness

Is Hibari going back to her home planet?

Teaching Hibari to fly and become a giant for a tactical butt crash!
youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw

Declaring genocide on all the youma with Rin!

youtu.be/7X4AcWWaDTQ

I'd ask to be her little spoon for an hour long cuddle session.

But don't you have to be smaller than her to be her little spoon? You do know that she's only 5'7", right?

I knew she was an alien all along! I knew it!

There is no character in any kagura game like that though...

I think you forgot someone.

I can think of at least 29

Her eyes are dark blue though.

For most men there might be a certain turnoff factor with Minori.
Can you guess what it might be?

Their shit taste

Her annoying voice, somtimes I just want to suffocate her. With my dick, that is.

>dark blue
>not blue

Are you a woman?

No

>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will never be real

Oh wait, yes... I thought the user said light blue, my bad. In that case you're right. Its still dark blue though.

>Haruka-sama will always take care of your illnesses
>Haruka-sama will always treat you like her fragile boy
>Haruka-sama will always give you cute dolls based on herself
>Haruka-sama will always touch you inappropiately to an extent where she lets you dominate her
>Haruka-sama will always love you!

Fuck off Haruka

How far would you push your Senran if she accidentally ate one of harukas pills that turned her into a horny masochist for 24 hours?

As much as she would want me to.
But I'm sure that Haruka stores her drugs some place safe so that she doesn't eat them accidentally and they're probably labelled so she doesn't even mistake them.