/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, and John Wick VR Chronicles General

Ded thred delivery edition

Previously failed stelf stealth >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34
youtube.com/watch?v=YkO9ianKiNM

first for add me

id/akillerbee

Second for cooking meth.

rrerr

Friendly reminder Artillery Barrage and all throwable-related achievements are currently broken.

>Ashley is mad and wont give codes for a while
>threads die super quick

really make you think

Thread only dies when yuros are supposed to keep the thread up.

Goes to show that most of the shitters and redditor leeches are yurops.

What are you on, it's fucking 3AM in europe. Previous thread died after midnight GMT. Fix your sleeping schedule.

NO MERCY FUCKING WHEN?

not before :
>green bridge
>heat street
>the diamond

>most of the shitters and redditor leeches are yurops.
>Thread only dies when yuros are supposed to keep the thread up.
Why are you directly contradicting yourself

ded

WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY FUCKING CHUNKS OF SHARPSTONE FUCK

Because you're playing a dead game.

Listen, we got a job to do so stop killing civilians!

Listen we got to GET THE FUCK UP

>major winter sports event going on in clapistan today
Stanley Cup heist when?

>zamboni escape vehicle

>can't drill the ice for Wayne Gretzky's lucky coin before we polish it with the zamboni

Good night /pdg/.

Th-thanks

I need a

ammo bag

What akimbo pistols have the best ammo pick up rate and also where can I check ammo pick up rates

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Download that one mod that displays additional weapon stats.

When will Sydney's VA play the game

Bernetti

>tfw too horny to sleep

Remember when retards thought shotguns literally fired cones of damage and not pellets because of an image someone made to explain how shotguns work to dumb babies

I guess that's how they were trying to justify the fact that shotguns dont do damage for each pellet, hitting with 1 pellet or multiple does the same damage.

but it's clearly wrong, shoot at a wall and you can see the individual pellet impacts.

you can turn hud off in options so you don't have to block out your name and so we don't have to see your gay poco shit

Better yet, press 0.
New update included that hotkey.
I think...

this was a screenshot from a few months ago.

Bulldozers with grenade launchers or Minigun when ? They're not scary anymore

I always see people instantly killing dozers without even breaking their faceplate. How do they do it? What gun causes that much damage that you can just shoot their body and kill them

A couple Thanatos rounds can do that.
More importantly, Body Expertise now works against dozers. On Overkill, the JP36 can kill one in about 8 bodyshots, and a DMR can easily 2-shot them (on auto).

Crossbows, fiddy cals, and crits.

Also high damage throwables like javelins.

Before the Unbalance, when Grinder was still good, I was shooting dozers with Bronco rounds and killing them with bodyshot crits without even hitting the faceplate.

>payday:crime war

Shit is dead, and probably a scam

>general
>general_2
...so this is the power of discord

>tfw I was javelin'ing dozers before the OD update made it cool

...

YEAH

Any alternative for full auto CAR-4?

I tried Falcon but single-firing heads is boring and ammo pickup is low

I also tried Clarion but it requires me to get surefire for acceptable mag size and body expertise since it has low accuracy

What about JP36? It needs surefire as well and kinda ruins my CAR-4 build

I'm just bored with CAR-4 and want variety while still maintaining similar performance

You could try the 90 damage ARs, unless you really want that dodge.

Yeah I did try Falcon but single-firing is boring, I like to have some recoil on my gun so I prefer full auto

You can do a full auto crit falcon. Try harder.

>"It's not a cheat. You will see."

Post mains

...

>mfw pubbies can't survive the first five minutes of birth of the sky OD

Low ammo pickup doesn't allow for full auto Falcon

Falcon is shit. I was thinking of the AK 7.62s.

AK has even lower ammo pickup :/

...

It's still pretty sustainable after all the ammo pickup buffs. At least on DW. I never tried ARs on OD.

Did the unrated version of Grisaia no Meikyuu ever come out?
I found a ton of downloads for the Steam version, but none for the 18+ version.

>boiling point
>get kicked for scanning the bodies

...

I haven't played in two days what's new

Dallas fucking died my dude

AAAAAAAAAGH
I NEED
A
BOY
FRIEND

gay

suck my fat dick trashley

wow wtf did he at least get his beloved medic bag? Damn...

this explains the prison nightmare heist

Raz heister when?

...

>he doesn't hide all the civs on go bank

It's like you guys hate fun

SO SHE GRAB BEAR BY BALLS AND PULL
HARD

>join cook off overkill lobby
>everyone has armor
>"IT'S STEALTH"
>kicked

70th for one-tap hits for the saw that everyone should have.

Don't you need sharp blades too for 1 tap?

>people who willingly play framing frame loud

But stealth as a mechanic is boring and hasn't even been touched by the devs ever since launch.
It plays the same way each time and there is rarely any sort of challenge outside of doing the same brain-dead objectives you've done on every other play through of the level.
At least on Loud you can feel like you're always making an impact, unlike stealth where a player can solo an entire heist on their own.
It's not fun being relegated to camera-duty or waiting for a drill to complete for 2 minutes while twiddling your thumbs.

>framing frame day 3
>loud
>fun

im sorry but no

is it safe to use the carrier stacker (to carry multiple bags) and silent assasin mods?

For your computer, yeah. For your dignity, no.

If you don't mind a cheater tag

What's the benefit of 1000 rpm fire rate when other stats are worse?

more shots = more chances for crits, retard

Thanks, I'll try a dodge build

>not using a minigun clit build
xd

>silent assassin

The ultimate shitter mod
Might as well just delete all guards from the map

I think so. I haven't actually downloaded it but I'm pretty sure an 18+ version exists.

More DPS for DPS racing dozers.

I'm doing Cook Off on DW and this crit Clarion is amazing, ty user

denpasoft has it

put sode

Muriatic acid.

Add it

Clarion is made for dodgefags since its huge concealment is its only saving grace.

JP36 is more armor users who happens to be also metacunts at the same time.

>tfw you don't like dodge builds, but you don't want to go slow either
LVB anarchist is alright, I guess.
I miss OP Grinder.

NO, WAIT

I thought onky dlc unlockers triggered that. what are the consecuences of the cheater tag?

Meth Batch Complete

Hydrogen cloride.

YOU DIDN'T POUR IT IN RIGHT? It is suposed to be muriatic acid. Add some.

Cow stick sode. Got any of that lying around?

>this isn't my specialty

what is Bain's specialty?

who is bain? what is bain? where is bain?

The masketta man.

Rogue or Grinder for Clarion dodge build?

Any suggestions for improvement?