Ok Veeky Forumstists let's play a game! Post your key setups...

#1 civic destroyer in your town.

>ford focus or fiesta ST owner
>has an uncontrollable erection for tarbo'd engines

definitely a cool guy, doesn't do weird anime shit like wave his arms around or say that everything is kawaii

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I thought I'd find you here

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Bought the tag off ebay cause you think its cool and you think your car is fast.

My key is... just a metal key.

You're probably going to be very wrong.

Puddle pirate who can't get into A-School so you're stuck working food prep for a cutter's galley.

A person who lives in the city who wishes they lived in a more rural area, lol.

Here's mine

That's not outlandish... but you're right.

Fuck Houston. I miss living in BFE.

Could go either way. Pretty normal guy who likes anime. Autismo incarnate.
Simple guy with a Volvo wagon?
Wants to fly the rescue helicopter but is the guy who only works the basket
Simple man with simple pleasures

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Weeb

Likes Coors Light

Wears a fursuit

Supreme weeblord

Sick alternator keyring, but your car is almost certainly an n/a shitbox

Punched a hole in a tag he found at an army surplus store

Getting a 4-year degree in an "easy" brand of engineering after uncle Sam has his way with your bum for a few more years

MX-5 driver

"My sister made this key ring strap for me"

>buying oil and filters from o'reallys
>ever

Weeb

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>My house is electronic entry.
Do they make you come in thru the garage & mud-room too?

Not a Volvo.

You're kinda right. But at least I actually am in the RAAF, though nothing special, just a desk job.

This will really make you think.

You think a lot about how you dress well but can't afford nice stuff. Being a "good ol' boy" is a big deal for you.

You grew up poor. You've "flipped" a car before. Obviously you're a colossal faggot. You wear glasses. You have very strong political opinions but you actually don't know shit about politics. "Your" house is a mess and smells like shit.

Oh and your dad is a Republican.

Is this a picture of your keys on top of a dog?

Repostan

You use an extra-long lanyard to feel it brush against your leg as you drive and pretend it's a significant other in the passenger seat reaching their hand over. You turn and, as usual, the seat is empty, but that's okay, you guess. You have your Mid-engined Runabout for 2 and that's just fine.

Man child. You do/wear/say lots of lol so random XD shit to try to get attention.

no

You make sensible life choices but so far it hasn't really paid off. You're single. The place you work has a dress code. You bought that knife because it legitimately comes in handy. You have never been edgy in your entire life. You keep your car and apartment clean. If a puzzle was missing a piece you would throw it away.

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Looking for a car that will land him some boipussy and so that he can stop riding the bus.

Memelord

Some kind of Janitor? Or you like to have a lot of keys you don't use anymore since you're used to the weight.

You either drive with your knee of both hands at 10 and 2

You do the Naruto run when you think no one is looking

You know enough about cars to know yours is about to die

you're that guy

Your dad was in the coast guard. You, however, have asthma

laid back

backwoods country wannabe

just a guy

You wear cargo shorts when it's 30 outside cause "the cold doesn't bother you"

You're currently living alone in your first apartment

Basic bro

underageb&

You wanted to join the military, so you just got a dog tag instead

>You wanted to join the military, so you just got a dog tag instead
Shot and a miss.

Goddamn user, you got everything except the dress code.

>You bought that knife because it legitimately comes in handy.
It has scissors. Do you know what basically every single fucking Swiss army knife larger than the SD Classic or Executive is missing, or at least was missing when I bought it? Scissors. Do you know what part of it I use about ten times more than any other part of the knife? The scissors.

You keep what appears to be a tiny mitten on your keyring as a memory of a lost child. Unless it's actually a tiny chicken wing, in which case you really fucking love chicken and that's respectable.

Bonus shit post points if you gues my dd

This is what I took from it. Most people who carry knives use them now and again but also want to look badass. A Person who buys a swiss army knife buys it only for practical reasons.
The other thing I noticed is that it's scratched up, probably from being in your pocket, but both the tweezers and toothpick are still there. odds are they've popped out multiple times but you make the effort of finding them and putting them back in.

I don't drive a corolla.

>underageb&

so wrong.
>had it since new
>1992

You own lots of tools but most of them you haven't used enough to justify their cost. You live in an urban/suburban area. You're in your late 20s. You keep emergency supplies of some sort in your house.

You literally have a Black Ice™ Little Tree™® on your rear-view mirror at this very moment.

I actually have 2 on there.

Check out Phoenix Wright here, goddamn.

>but both the tweezers and toothpick are still there. odds are they've popped out multiple times but you make the effort of finding them and putting them back in.
Correct again, the only reason they're even still present is that the knife is fairly recent from when I got a second keyring and bought a new knife to match the new keys. The older keyring has the same knife except in blue instead of red and with about twenty years worth of wear, hence the missing plastic side.

It feels good to have something as small as a keychain knife survive that long and still be usable. Needs a good cleaning though, the scissors are sticking.

You're still waiting for your Twingo plushie to arrive and cursing the shitty mail service every day it hasn't.

Wrongo bongo dude but I'll give you 50 shit post points that's good for two whole shit post. You were close on one thing though

>posting but not guessing

Do you know where you are?

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