Beautiful Tank Edition
(Centurion AX not welcome)
Previously on F#A#ggots: ~no clan faggotry~
FAQ
>where do I look up tanks
tanks.gg
>how do i find ppl to platoon with
dont be anglo and ask in the Veeky Forums channel (though it's almost always dead)
>what nation has the best tanks?
france
>what nation should i avoid?
germany
>what is the most aesthetic tank
AMX 30B
Fact of the thread:
France
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files.catbox.moe
eu.wargaming.net
wotreplays.com
twitter.com
awoo is a totalitarian clan ruled with an iron first
libcucks are not allowed
>(Centurion AX not welcome)
fuck you frog
Threadly reminder that this is the most aesthetic tank in game. The AMX 30B belongs in a scrap heap.
Can any awoo describe the inner workings of the clan
If vg is anything to go by it sounds like hilarious ineptitude all day
Clans are houses of drama. They are an obligation that no sane person would willingly sign up for.
Clans are a social construct made to keep people playing long after the game has lost all engagement.
Everyone is welcome and recommended to add me to their mute/block/ignore list.
5th for ev is a waifu hopping nigger.
>jetto books a clan wars battle/whatever
>no one shows
>jetto bitches
or
>people show
>panzervor trys to call
>no one listens
>panzervor rage quits
>jetto bitches
or
>everything goes ok
Inna discord:
>ev and a leaf have shitposting battles in the discord
>literally nothing constructive
That's AWOO in a nutshell. Own an IS-3 and/or a T32 and you're golden.
7th for stop posting images taken from jewbook.
Burd a best Monogatari.
>He does not use all outlets to gather pictures of his waifu
See what I mean.
post a screenshot of the awoo discord right now
>grabbing pictures of your waifu from the normie-sewer of the internet
>implying you love her
>Implying the internet is not just one giant shit sewer.
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which part
REEEEEEEEEE
text chat
I want to see it
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do you still use the teamspeak, or have you transferred to discord?
I like snail.
>not posting the shitposting channel
Aiming is for yellows. Chinese precision is unmatched.
ew
Bird is still my favorite.
anyways, AWOO is mostly just shitposting. That's one of the reasons we've moved to Discord; it's simply easier to shitpost with.
If you don't play the field, you're a cuck :^)
>Not swearing loyalty to perfection.
Gonna run out when you have your first kid cause you are a nigger? :^ )
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Snek is best.
You date around, you don't settle on a wife immediately. Unless you're desperate :^)
I don't see anything wrong with this. looks pretty comfy desu senpai.
ev pls go.
Drink bleach m8 :^)))))))))))))
He wrapped himself in it today and almost died trying to go get a drink
You're going to be doing that when you realize what a mistake you've made :^)
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>there are people on this board who unironically don't use Tomorrow
nice ms paint skills though. almost had me fooled.
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But I'm Ev.
can I get an example of the ev/leaf shitposting battle that mentioned?
>Bird
>Mistake
What a fuggen fgt.
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Here's a small portion
>yurops asleep
>quality of thread goes up with AWOO posting
Really activates the think
>not M41 90 GF
Do I have to share this thread with such plebeians?
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>quality of thread goes up with AWOO posting
But this is wrong.
But this is wrong.
all monogataris are best except for cat and snake.
it's just that bat and monkey are bester and kaiki is bestest.
What about AMX 50? Dem angles, man
>garbage MM
>do second most damage out of both teams
>get less xp than the strv with 0 damage on the winning team
Why do people pay for this game again?
Winning is the most important thing.
Saying you did the most damage is like saying Hillary had more votes.
HOW DO I DO LIGHT TANK MISSION 15!?! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THESE RETARDED TANKS?!?!?
If winning matters then why does MM not balance the amount of heavies and retards on each team?
You stop suiscouting
shoot the red tanks
>pray you get a proper map (only a handful of them are suitable for that mission)
>pray you get a decent team
>pray you don't get fucked by friendly/enemy light tanks
Viola, all skill tovarish))))))))
and hope the enemy is in right positions, i have to do this shit with mt 25 btw. shits awful
>handicaps himself with a garbage tank
>WAHHHH WHY I CANT INTO MISSIONS
Jesus Christ, at least get yourself LTTB
>i have to do this shit with mt 25 btw
you won't
I got the first one by doing 4k damage in the wz132 on mines and I got the second one by doing 3.5k in the LTTB and proxy spotting a STRV that got nuked for full health on abbey
This shit right here, if you can't into spotting just get yourself a """"""""light""""""" tank like 132 or LTWT and roleplay as medium while shooting game-winning ammunition
It's so much easier now damage counts. If you can't get spotting maps then go for damage.
>tfw did it in the Spic
just be yourself
I just got the Saint Emil. Worst German TD. Worse than that Tier 5 box.
this
>toaster
>bad
nth for best vg clan EU, NOPAN!
we do skirmishes with 30% credit bonus, tournaments for free gold, and weekly clan wars for fun
we also have a cool discord with anime and friends
read the reqs and apply here: eu.wargaming.net
>he cant do lt15 with 0 damage done
>relying on teammates
thats a good way to get nowhere
Abuse gun depression like I abuse your waifu.
>except snake
Fine.
>and cat
You nigger.
full results
wotreplays.com
is this supposed to be impressive?
And the worst part is he cant seem to find nonentry level garbage which especially includes snake.
how many pools do u have?
Just one. Who needs more than one pool?
This is advanced blogposting.
Whats more fun, the new German tier X or Derping at tier 10 in nip tanks? I love them both.
>playing T30
>comfy hulldown
>suddenly enemy E100 and T57 front
>enemy T110E4 and waffle roomba in the back
>load gold
>pen E100 turret consistently
>everything keeps bouncing off of mine
>6.4k damage blocked
>still lose 15-4 because team collapsed
couldn't they pen me by aiming at my turret cheeks? Did I luckily get placed against retards?
good players
Should I leave [GOYIM]?
What are the new memetic klans?
Mind you, I'm bad. Turbo-bad
join AWOO GOYIM2.0
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>it's another day where if I play anything but the T26E5 every game is a horrific one-sided loss
Illl trade you. I have nothing but great games in all my X2 then when I get on to grind some credits in my Freedommobile, its nothing but tier 10 matches, Clowns vs 15 people channeling General Patton.
>it's another dogshit player who doesnt know how to play the game and pretends hes good by padding his red stats to orange
I never said I was carrying those games, I'm a shitter in all of them, but my goymoblie is luckier than all of my other tanks.
sasuga goyim-san
Merchant you are my win-rate's greatest ally.
remember to buy gold for prem ammo if u want high wn8! i am telling this secret ONLY to you, because you are special! nobody else will know about this, so keep it between you and me!
I'm just a bad shot
in all games
I can't snapshot. My thoughtflow is take aim->make sure aim is 100% correct->yup, fire
u might be retard
who /recovering/ here?
I probably am
How do you even manage such a drop
i played when i was stressed out and didnt have anything eles to do so even though i kept being shit i didnt stop
arty probably
slow and steady
That's a nice account you bought there.
Is AT2 good tank to earn money with and have fun?Is Fv215b worth grinding for?