You have 1 trillion seconds to tell me some guaranteed ways to make at least 1 million a year in passive income legally

You have 1 trillion seconds to tell me some guaranteed ways to make at least 1 million a year in passive income legally.

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Automated dicksucking kneepads

>legally

Easy. Have 25 million dollars invested in dividend stocks that pay 4% a year. You're welcome.

Real estate portfolio, bond portfolio, swap portfolio, then invest in private prisons and private toll roads. You're welcome you lazy POS.

How much will you pay for this information?

richard branson said it best. "do you want to become a millionaire? be a billionaire and buy an airline"
if you were born poor, go suck some dicks of rich people and hope they throw some crumbs at you.

through tor, extort some coins, put through dark exchanges, back to btc

then legally withdraw

kek

For get rich quick, lazy fuck, lowlife, parasite Niggers like you?

I suggest putting every single dime you have into bitcon.

I will tell you in 30000 years

Step 1: Earn at least $20 million.
Step 2: Stick that in a portfolio that will at least perform almost as well as the market.
Step 3: Enjoy your $1m+ every year.

Invent a new drug and make royalties

>literally the only real answer

>you reply with kek

exactly why

Invent the chip warmer. Take it public.

>get $2 mil
>put into fund with 20% yearly returns
>spend 50k on expenses, reinvest the rest
>wait 5 years
Only problem is getting your hands on the 2 mil. If you wait a decade, you get 2.4 mil per year. 2 decades, 15 mil per year.

Check ur math my dude 1 trillion not 100 million.

quantum energy healing

>a fund with 20% yearly returns
Sounds legit

Real Estate

>mfw 2% return is considered good in the UK

it's all relative tho
if the inflation is 19% then 20% returns are really shit.

have 1 billion in cash invested in the stock market

>guaranteed
One of these dipshits again?

I asked this question before. It basically comes down to "already have a large portion of a million dollars"

>passive income bullshit
here we go again...

honest answer:
you work for 10-20 years, 50+ hours a week and build a solid business until it runs mostly without you.

"passive income" is a meme word for "returns on hard work of the past".