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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJpastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/12262912/
strawpoll.me/12251334/
tf2stadium.com/lobby/6475
tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_jaddou_rc5.2926/
youtube.com/watch?v=Qi4sUDMHMJ4
teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

2nd for festives sucking

Rate me.
Also post your 3 x 3 if you already have one

3rd for Black Box

You have the exact same Pyro cosmetics as i do.

Not cool bro. Not cool.

middle of the road/10

What's wrong about not being an special snowflake?

It makes my penis smaller

Shitty unusuals/10

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>having fun as demoknight
>entire team is demoknight
>can't push a sentry

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>its the ninja set
>its the xfiles set
>its the higher tier pyro cosmetics set
>its the pirate
>okay heavy
>shit engi
>its the mecha medic set
>its the sydney sleeper set
>random spy shit slapped together
garbo
heavy/9

>shit engi

Not that guy.
>That thing
>Anywhere near medicore engie.

Nothing fits with that engie at all.

At least make a theme for it before bashing together cosmetics.

El Patron is a highly underrated hat.

strawpoll.me/12262912/

strawpoll.me/12251334/
tf2stadium.com/lobby/6475

map download
tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_jaddou_rc5.2926/

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>You're on your way to Barnblitz
>Welcome to Coldfront
gg

take the spellbook off all of them except pyro

robo effects on non-robo hats is silly

heavy and medic are good, although pretty sure the ward still has bad clipping

scout, pyro and engineer are cute

tf2stadium.com/lobby/6475
tf2stadium.com/lobby/6475
tf2stadium.com/lobby/6475

how can a vintage lugermoph be non tradeable? Are those valuable/rare at all?

>that heavy who has a pocket always getting random crits
>you get the crit bullets when he's half the map away

Yes?

I was playing casual in ctf_doublecross and that heavy that you described was me.

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>one scout constantly hunting you down

Perfect

10/10

vibri don't let anyone tell you you're not a cool guy

Why my transparent viewmodel of ToonHud does not work?

guys a new uncle dane video!!!

>calls you a retard
>cool guy
Am I missing something?

sniper rifel is op

>not the professor's speks too
pleb tier

I haven't reaklly played the game since the competitive debacle/Heavy vs Pyro war. How much has changed since then? Is worth playing again?

Thanks for all the lovely info and links OP.

Don't be a retard, be a king? Think not Why be a king when you can be a Fag?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qi4sUDMHMJ4
uncle dane is a frickin nerd

What?

This man deserve more subs than fucking muselk.

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>will never get 12 tf2gs to join a lobby and have fun together

BOIII

>lobby
>fun
it's like you don't want to have 12 dominations

>lobby
>not fun
this people is the reason we never do tf2g lobbies anymore reeeee

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I your heavy to fuck me

where is your trip viva?

Let's see what kind of hot hot pics you guys got.

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>playing on badwater
>steamrolling the enemy team
>leave cuz it's not fun
>matchmaking puts me on the same server
>on the opposite team
>we lose 15sec later
>they spam "gg ez" in chat
why even bother

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Pretty good, but now this bad boy needs a name.

>420

Original Vladimir Putin was killed in 1999

pottin

That's swell user, real swell. But now it needs a description.

behead

Bat'ka killed many people as well

I offer Erwin Hoffer

HOOLE TY PALYSH HUESOS?

time to relax, tovarish!

You ain't my bitch, nigga

Konoplya v rukah i kumarniy dim v oblakah

Basaev did nothing wrong

get pottin'd on

dude weed lmao

POTTOUT (out of Ukraine)

Heavy takes skill

Ichkeria is always in my heart

Pycckue EcTb?

я люблю aнимe

16 (You)'s

a dispenser here

Cocи хyй, чмoшник eбyчий

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the ultimate question
tf2 or TF2?

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Any gfx configs that make the character models look more like tf2 beta?

graphic fps configs just lower the video settings, they dont replace models
you install mods to replace models

teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

Fug that Medic and Heavy look handsome. The Engie and Soldier too.
The winter gear is nice.

>It's a pyro with a austrailium and his profile is a furry

Who are you quoting?

he is quoting reality

>Who are you quoting?
I am quoting best guy around and most skilled alpha medic and pyro in the world.

I see no problem here. Could someone explain me this meme?

>play official
>half of our team has no brain or gamesense and keeps feeding and being out of position
>we lose
how do i kick out the low skill idiots without feeling bad about it ?

Play comp.

And I don't mean that joke of a competitive mode that Valve has.

what do you think i meant by official
im playing on mid division in etf2l
i dont touch comp mm for months now, why would anyone play there

delet this

>icy wind updates his webcomic more than he makes videos
This suffering will never end

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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

Aye

>Take out the engi nest
>take out the med
>team cannot push the cart while off soloing the other team

what would pjw's favorite class be