/palg/ - Paladins General

>we won't get one of these for Maeve
This is despair!

South America

Playing at 120 - 150 ping is okay for me desu

It's better than the HUEHUE servers with 200 ping and absolutely no one trying to do the objective, instead spending all the game trying to get the top play

i would threaten you, but my knightly honor forbits that (but not beating the shit taste out of you)

>use my chicken ult on like 4 guys
>everybody just sort of hangs back instead of attack

it wasnt surprising when they started yelling at each other in hue and broken english post-game

e-wall when?

Never, because then we'd be China.

No, she only does it for money even though she hates it!

Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me
What's a Burn card but a thing to help kill Skye or Kinessa or Ying or Pip or Evie
I gotta go faster
Keep up the pace
Just to stay in the meta race

I could go supersonic
The problem's chronic
Tell me does life exist beyond it
When I need to sate
I just accelerate
Into the realm of champions
Into the rea yah yah yah yah yah yah yelm

Hey you'll at least get porn of her

Was it autism ?

How the fuck do you even have 200 ping in hue servers?

Reminder to put on your Forehead Protector and blast your favorite Naruto Shippuden openings on repeat when you play NarutoGirl.

is fernando op? no bait here i just think hes a bit over the average

A little. I was also playing Tony Hawk Proskater 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=EFNQhmDLjTk&list=PLkmI-08HRKr70_6Yl_S86ll1_M-qRwPKQ

Am I doing it right?

don't even know that well

apparently my internet gets a better connection from Miami than from Brazil

My lowest ping on Brazil is the regular ping I get in NA (around 120 - 150)

And my lowest ping on NA was a 98 - 102 for a whole match

Game is still fun tho, never noticed any substantial lag

Nope, Fernando can get easily destroyed if you kill the supp first, his movement options are really weak

Ruckus tho

no, he's b tier

>Bleach was pretty much forced to end, both the Manga and the Anime.

I wonder what Tite's gonna do now? Quit mangaku or finish Zombie Powder?

No, that's how you do it :
youtube.com/watch?v=vHdV2wa86BI

tfw no biker champion

WOW i missed these long matches that didn't end in steamrolls in either side

does maeve like anal, vaginal, or double most

People who spam i need healing and run away from my totem deserve to die

DON'T SEXUALIZE THE LITTLE GIRL

I once had a drogoz swear at me and call me names like idiot and moron for not healing him as grohk rofl

Anal.

Did they just stealth delete wormhole?

No.
But they switched Skye's 50% cd lowering card on kill with a shitty garbage 28% cc reduc card.

pip can p. much 100% guarantee 1 kill from a solo ult
it's never not worth it

She has pink hair.
Anal 100%

Visual bug, they mixed up the art and description for the season 1 replacements. The cards still work as before, just the description is wrong.

triple

How do I play the qt Garbage bin queen?
Should I just give up and learn how to use Maeve?

low rez fucked up and probably forgot to take out the images from the new cards replacing the legendary ones

She's garbo.

Don't bother.

twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/829391386281725958

Soon

Saddening, she is rather pretty.
Time to learn how to play Maeve then.

She's outshined by Maeve in pretty all the important areas like slutness and sexyness.

GLORY TO THE BEST BOY

The most insane one i got yet is a Torvald complaining i wasnt healing his barrier

REMINDER

This means when season 1 comes out you will need to unlock cards like wormhole all over again.They're going to be turned into legendaries and they can't let players have those cards so easily

He used to be, but he got nerfed into oblivion. He's still pretty good though.

You play with her like you would play most flanks

Fucking the enemy's kinessa / sha lin / character that needs to be far from the game itself

>enemy BK starts ult
>press F and walk forward
>zap BK to death
>zap Makoa to death
>win match

Grohk is new meta.
I wasn't actually at 600 ping during the game.

Is the crystals quest a one time thing or is it weekly?

I think it's a one-time-only thing, unless it shows up again next month/week.

It's the magic of that Valentine Staff.
Your Maeve was an absolute shit, and so was enemy's Ying.

Maeve isn't overpowe..

not sure why it isn't showing obj time

They said legendaries would be given at champion masteries though. And the last at 4 or 5.

maybe once per pve event

Solo ulting the enemy frontliner is a perfectly acceptable practice.

The in-game stat records never showed objective time. It's one of those bugs they just decided to not fix. Ever.

They got rid of that mate, keep up

Average damage and the fucking BK did more than you. What is this meant to be proving?

>No Heartthrob Staff
And you dare to speak about meta.
Great job, maybe Grohk is really good, just like the guys from Burrito say.

He's fellating his K/D ratio, I think.

>French Maid Maeve

It was inevitable and glorious.

>maybe Grohk is really good
I don't know how else to explain it dude. I have a 70% winrate with him and a 30% winrate with the other supports.

How do I enjoy the game if I suck? Even fags level 1 can outdamage me

I mean, Grohk is pretty bulky, deals good damage, has invincibility frames, and once you get the teammates that understand that you have to stay near the totem to get healed you can fuck enemy up pretty easily.

Play support or frontline.

youtube.com/watch?v=4f2L576O3_0
GOOD NIGHT

While having the worst mobility options in order to get to that character.

Maeve throws Skye's current situation into such stark relief that I can't imagine that HiRez can continue to ignore just how bad she is compared to the rest of the flank cast

...

>tfw turning urchins into productive members of society is one of my secret fetishes
H-how did you know

>it's an "androxus thinks he can 1v1 maeve on the ground" episode

What a bitch.

How can anyone like her?

I've been saying for ages that Grohk is a solid offensive-leaning support that frontliners love to have.

They only had to listen.

muh kyoot lahlee

Why did you add a picture of Mal'Damba to this post?

What a noob sha lin.
Just fucking stun her, jesus christ.

She had resilience 3.

You mean she had resilience :3

She has 1.8k health, no excuses.

fun gameplay
remember
this is in fact
a game

...

Resilience is pretty good for Maeve and Evie though.

This
If his ulty wasn't hot garbage he would be god tier

Especially after the haven nerf.

I'm not very familiar with Hi-Rez's chest model.

Will things like Ying's genie and Viktor's green stay indefinitely since they're not tied to any seasonal event?

reminder that you aren't a true maeve player unless you spam PURRFECT at every opportunity

You know this is going to be an intro for a SFM porn where she dives on him and fucks him, and it'll clip back and forth from point of views where she can she him but he can't see her.

I want Maeve to purrr in my ears!

You just know no one is going to waste their time putting that much effort into anything for this game :)

in that case you could say his sight failed him

Smite's chests are limited time ranging from 24 hours to 30 days and are often unannounced until the day-of.

They'll all go away at some point, even the colossal chest is gonna go away, we just have no idea when woo!

>[VEW]

>tfw you realize that getting this would be more possible if Maeve was 100% furry
They are just very dedicated to making porn, man.

MESS WITH THE RUCKUS, GET THE FUCKUS

[Bolt's sounds of dissapointment]