Overwatch general - /owg/

Custom games browser is a best thing that could happen to the game
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I love Hana.

I've decided to main a hero I suck balls at in QP until they're my most played.

Its between either Sombra or Mei for the next 50 hours. I'll roll with whatever gets the most replies.

Redemption one of these days. Maybe she'll even have a new skin by then.

Why does everyonee pick on winston?

Is it because he is an ape? Are they just jealous of his intellect? At least he has tracer to rely on. She won't ignore him now that she has a girlfriend right?

Post true love.

The rat is not for bullying, please delete this. Go with Mei.

>pick soldier
>win but be bored of picking the same mandatory hero every game
>pick anything but soldier
>idiots on my team who don't know how to DPS lock him and I get cucked into another roll and we lose because of the immense lack of DPS
fun game :^)

Sombra boi

Sombra if you truly hate yourself.

It's hard to make skins for spiderlady because if they accidentally sexualize her too much Tumblr will ddos them.

>win streak to break new record!
>sweet!
>bracing myself for inevitable loss streak
>dude...

sombra

Isn't she already the most sexualized OW character

Thanks for the update.

Are you being sarcastic?

>confirmed 17 when he joined Blackwatch
McCree is dirty jailbait that no one's taken advantage of already.

i want to murder internet people

It's pure. It's cute and it's canon. Best (friend)ship.

We surf_ now boys
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Can somebody make a webm from it

Sombra is cute

>hes not playing PTR
>hes not playing super fast Lucio 1 punch
>hes not playing Boss fight
>hes not playing Quake Mode

Its like you hate fun

>sexualize her too much
she's already like 30% ass and that 30% is like 90% of why people play her

They need to give the opposite treatment to Mei to appease them.
Mei's new skin was skinny and they didn't like that. So Widow's new skin must be fat.

Definitely

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Would help if you would stop linking to the site.

file size is too big

>Robot is genderless

Oh man what the fuck you can't tell me something as upsetting as that. I've always imagined Bastion to be confused genderqueer and a furry.

I sincerely hope they allow custom maps at some point to complement custom servers. I want actual races, like a Lucio only speed-heavy track or charging infinitely (or until you crash) down a mountain track with Reinhardt.

A direct link is what I meant as you link would take me to the home page.

>tfw no furry robot bf
a robot from /r9k/

Are you assuming that Bastion isn't really a nonbinary furry just because it chooses to use it/its/itself, you shitlord?

When will we get some decent soldier skins? They're all trash except for gold

Some omnics do have a gender though.

Place your bets on how Blizzard is going to fuck season 4 up

How do I escape plat

I like fun so I don't play this game.

I prefer maskless Sombra

spam filter mate

I, for one, can't wait for a good skin for Amélie.

>do max speed mode for most of the day
>go back to live QP just to grind out a box
>everything seems like it's moving in slow motion
>get headshots everywhere

Are they even planning to change anything? They usually talked about it by now.

Someone carry me to diamond please my friends are bad and like my Ana too much so I don't get to play anything else

Here's another version, might want to try and combine them, or start a new one for the non-overlapping ones.

So now that the dust has settle we can all agree this game was a fad, right?

don't respond to me again

Reminder to always bully Mei. Her smile needs to be turned upside-down.

>americlaps are waking up
>they make 3 new threads at the same time

What did they mean by this?

Of course

why'd you just dox one of your friends? do people not even look at screenshots before posting them?

do something about it

>robot furry

Five Nights At Bastion's when?

>Torbjorn and Junkrat might employ some very mild [omnic slurs]
>mild
>no mention of Reaper or Roadhog
What the fuck was Chu smoking when he tweeted this?

>24/7 Instaspawn CTF
>Then someone ports all tf2 maps

Yeah, Kaplan said it would be detailed in the next couple weeks

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753296718#post-13

holy shit, I can't wait for this update to go live

Pls respond

what setting makes you hover like that?

Didn't see, also not their real name

>Americans waking up at 2am

what are the common problems with high-silver players

so do you think it's a matter of Bastion not being developed enough to think of himself having a gender identity or thinking about it and deciding not to have one or simply not thinking/caring about it

Movement speed

Oh. I guess no more easy modo placements.

Play heroes like Hog, Zarya and maybe 76. You need someone that can have a large impact with good self sustain

This shit's pretty cool, I approve of the custom games feature. Looking forward to what more they'll add to it.

Bastion's pretty much a war machine without an active kill command and a childlike mentality so basic it doesn't know about/distinguish between genders.

so the first one, that's what I was thinking too

>Two angry soldiers screaming and having make up sex for 20 years straight
>asian cyborg ninja trying to get it on with a swiss nurse
>17 year old cowboy with a crush on the hot mom
>hot mom has a cute military obsessed loli daughter with canadian father
>dwarf banging hot wife and managing kids while building turrets
>two frenchies have a tragic romance

What wild times the early years must have been.

Bad situational awareness
Poor positioning
Lack of aim
No communication
Lack of game/hero knowledge
Bad hero picks
No teamwork

>No team work/comms
>Refusal to switch
>Trickling
>Lack of some, but not all, basic game fundamentals and mechanics

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Can confirm.

Helped a friend who was stuck in silver get to gold and seen shit like those.

This is a feeling I've felt.
>do some high impact gameplay
>play on a different server
>check multiple times to make sure the speed isn't sub 1.0

>Play brawls for them boxes
>Get pharah and mercy brawl on Oasis
>Go mercy and just shoot people
>We win

kek I even had my ult first.

Thighs are the most attractive part of a woman.

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and the most attractive part of a man too.

>defend 2CP
>enemy have no chance to cap point A
>30 seconds left
>enemy suddenly wipes us
>they cap A
>they cap B on the first push
>attack
>can't even touch point A
>defeat
Every fucking time.

I have a friend that's always raving about symmetra's thighs. I don't see the appeal.

A nice butt is understandable, but thighs seem to be lost on me

How relatable. Just like me!

Lower body is attractive because that's something they can train and have an effect on. They can't do anything about their breast size. Trained thighs also mean nice butt.

Tweaking the numbers on some strange custom game really satisfies my autism.

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What do tracers get out of aimbotting in QP?
Are Tracerfags the worst?

Does anyone have the blank checklist for this event?

Is that 76? Is 76 thicc?

>tfw finally reached the point where i can't play without wanting to exit to desktop 3 minutes into a match

>custom game with 4 Reinhardts vs 6 Bastions on Eichenwalde, with various tweaks to shields, damage, etc.
>it's actually balanced and fun
Can't wait for the ability to save presets so I can get that one.