So you wanna race the fastest street cars in the nation?

>So you wanna race the fastest street cars in the nation?

What do?

I could beat them on my turf since Im in Appalachia

otherwise Id just try to find some way to hangout with Farmtruck and AZN since my car is about 5 seconds slower in the 1/8 than theirs

Buy a $200k 6 second drag car.

Spend $100,000 on a stupid ass "street" drag car to race those morons. Maybe a 240z or something stupid light that I can gut, put and LSX in it, build that motor, huge drag slicks, trans and diff replacement, and a cheeseburger to eat while it gets built.

why does he look so retarded? is this normal in america?

>So you wanna be a playa

>but yo wheels ain't fly

I don't, no. How did I even end up here? Where's my wallet?

Look who's talking....

>What do?
anything and everything to not look like that edgy mutant fuck

Embarrass them with a built GTR

kek even the fastest GTR in the world wouldnt come close to beating them

>buy
>not build

Drop a twincharged Viper engine into an old Justy, add on some 5' drag slicks.

Sure but I get to pick the track
Nordschleife, don't forget to make your funeral arrangements before the race.

tell him I only race to the cone and back

Ruining a 70 GTO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tell him that street racing is for faggots and to step up his game

I believe this takes place in Oklahoma, so he basically has the Alternative Texas look.

not actually a GTO
not actually a 1970 either

much better use than a boomer garage piece anyway

Oh hi :D

Where in the Appalachia?

right? just something retarded to throw money at and win skill less roll races all night

lmao

love how salty he is at Chief atm

West NC

>NC
mah nigga

good luck also I can also race them in the Laurentians.

I'll race you to the other side of Pittsburgh, bro.