/meg/ - Mass Effect General

luckily, Peebee will be killed of modded out of the game by me long before that could happen

1. do asari even have genitals
2. even if they did, why would anyone put their most sensitive bits near a femturian's wire-cutter gingey?

>do asari even have genitals
They gotta give birth through something.

mating tube

Why do lesbians scissor?
And they can always stick stuff in their asses, they definitely have those.

Clearly. They've already teased it and of course they'll make precious pure joy Peebee the desirable one that not only your character wants.

>Why do lesbians scissor?
afaik it's only done in porn, and you can't get any real feeling out of it

>my character
>wanting Peebee

You won't have a choice

I'm not a woman but it does seem like something that wouldn't be very arousing unless you're already wet af. Never understood where the idea came from.

some people reckon it's from two girls doing it with a double-ended dildo, if you couldn't see the penetration it'd just look like two gals tryiing to smush their clits together

Vetra is tall, cute, protective, and uses assault rifles. will there be any character in Andromeda even half as good as her?

Because friction.
Women get off by it.

The double ended dildo makes more sense although still little sense because the dildo is not on a fixed surface so neither of them can really ride it. You're either just pulling it out of the other person or she's pulling it out of you, at random.

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Aww for fuck sake dude stop rationalizing on the little information available just because there is the prospect of banging her.

Tumblr acts like the new characters look any good then draws shit like this.

really makes you think

dude, those are her basic character traits except the cute part, that's opinion

That does looks good.

I never really understood the meaning of 'delusional' until tumblr entered the scene

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REMOVE QUARIAN remove quarian. you are worst quarian. you are the quarian idiot you are the quarian smell

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criminitley, trigger
put that peashooter down

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Tumblr nooooose

yeah. not as pronounced as usual, for sure. probably an effect of her entire face already being neon, but take what you can get.

on that subject, did they really change her face, or have we just gotten used to her looking weird and can (kind of) see her as cute in her own way?

So I'm trying to move my ME1/2/3 saves from my 360 to my Bone to get a trilogy playthrough going before Andromeda drops. However there is no option to move any of the saves to the cloud. Cloud is enabled, but doesn't appear when selecting either move or copy.

Is it possible or am I starting fresh?

I think it's maybe just a combination of the horrible facial expression and the zoomed-in camera in the first reveal.

yeah, possibly. we can hope. not even interested in LI's, yet, but good god damn some of these faces

>best girl
ah yes best girl good choice

Strange choice in picture though, it has nothing to do with Jack

>it's another "benezia takes 2 hours to complete because the fight keeps glitching and i have to kill the app because i can't even pause to load"
I remember this pain.

Ha friend, you must be mistaken or be making a joke to have published such a post. Hopefully you can rectify this situation. Best girl is neither tali nor jack.

>Best girl is neither tali nor jack.
Woah there buddy, that's a long and complicated way of typing "Jack is best girl, and Tali a shit"

Whoa pal, you've accidentally mistyped the phrase "Jack a shit."

Are you alright? Are you having a stroke? It's alright, I know in your heart that nobody could ever pick that stretched-out and used-up whore.

>"Jack a shit."
Hey there guy, you misspelled "Jack is THE shit"
dont worry, I ftfy

Is "THE shit" what Cerberus goons used to take on her?

i didn't know they were indian

>waifu wars

autism was a mistake.

not your banter-mate but that was a reach and a whiff, user. shame, too; it was worth a giggle there for a bit

>waifu wars

autism was a mistake.

I think a lot of people forget she was only imprisoned by Cerberus when she was a child.

>Waifu wars
Oh please this is just a scuffle

I wish he kept doing the "buddy, pal, friend" thing

fuckin... need to practise more

i don't even have a dog in the fight, jackfags are fine by me i just wanted to give him a hard time

>buddy, pal, friend
explain? pls?

youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng

>9

>abandoning real life for your waifu
Perfectly rational thing to do

What life is a life without your waifu?

orig05.deviantart.net/22cc/f/2017/039/1/8/lost_in_your_eyes_by_barbdbarb-dayaopk.jpg

Found some old ass /meg/ art

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acceptable OP.

mouth birthing

never heard of Liverpool FC, ey?

savage
but being american I only hear rumors to this effect and have no real idea

New info courtesy of PC Gamer UK (credits to plebbit)

>There are also over a dozen ‘hubs’ in addition to the planet areas, including the Nexus, a Citadel-like space station, and Kadara, a populated zone that looks like a more cyberpunk version of a Wild West town from Firefly.
>There is no 'big bad' like the Reapers, no overarching threat.
>The story is slightly more optimistic bent, 'instead of barreling towards certain doom'
>The stories are 'of a more casual nature', says Michael Gamble
>"The Reapers had basically attacked and everything had all gone to shit. It’s really hard to have a story about an individual, their struggles, their personal crises. For Andromeda we wanted to remove that a little bit so that we can tell stories of exploration, stories of a more casual nature. We definitely want to take on a bit of a lighter tone, for sure."
>Father passes down Pathfinder job 'for as-yet-unknown reasons' in first act
>Some of the Initiative apparantly 'broke off and formed factions'
>Planets will have enemy bases to clear out, powerful optional enemies and areas to scan for crafting opportunities
>There are also puzzle-locked vaults to uncover
>"One of the things that was very critical for us early on was this saying that when we develop these planets, each one needs its own story and its own history, its own backstory and its reason for existing."
>“We are approaching the completionist aspect very differently, because we’ve done and learned a lot from Inquisition. But we’ve also observed what other games have been doing, like The Witcher. And it was very important for us that the quantity of scope doesn’t downgrade the quality of whatever you are doing there.”
>Side quests are 'meaningful'.

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>giving credits to anyone

>Loyalty missions like in ME2
>“The squad members that you have, whether they’ve arrived with you or whether they’ve come before or whether they’ll come after – in addition to the kind of political game that’s been going on already in Andromeda, that sets a cool ground for us to tell a lot of different side stories. The story is not only about the cast. The story is about settling, the story is about survival, the story is about the locals – and that’s where the loyalties will definitely focus.”
>'Not everyone arrives at the same time, there are things going on in Andromeda that you have no control over.'
>Cora is 'more militaristic and orders and rules based', Peebee will appeal to those who think adventure is fun
>Interrupts return
>'The ability to express tone and different emotions to many NPCs in the game, and have different reactions from them based on that, is not just exclusive to your love interests anymore. It’s kind of sprinkled more throughout the game.'
>Instead of rolling you use a dash attack and cover is automatic
>Story missions are a little more arena-like (than out in the open world)
>Space (the map) is more 3D than 2D

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That's in case people want to search further. I don't have the actual magazine so I can't confirm the info.

>and areas to scan for crafting opportunities
fuck this

>But we’ve also observed what other games have been doing, like The Witcher.
first reasonable thing I hear

>Side quests are 'meaningful'.
haha, as if

>Loyalty missions like in ME2
filler-shit

>Peebee will appeal to those who think adventure is fun
I thought more along the lines of "will appeal to gigglesquee retards"

Oh boy I can't wait to solve daddy issues.

jeez

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this is unbelievable. this shit is going to be playable in 4k so you can see every single detail of just how bad it looks. they're going to be so fucking exposed, it's not even funny any more.
IGN and friends will still praise graphical details and animation though because $$$

>4k
what a fucking meme, this is actually upscaling and all it really does is eliminate the need for antialiasing
consoles can't handle high resolution textures

Was Tuchanka based?

Hot damn, it's disgusting. Are they going indie or something? Can't believe they're funded

it wasn't really anything special, but due to ME3 being an absolute shitshow, it is regularly named as a good mission, vastly overrated in my opinion though.

All missions are short because of the inability to holster weapons. It took like 4mb of RAM and they decided to scrap it

The worst problem in those is that the camera is very close to their face with high field of view, instead of being a little further away and zoomed in. It looks the worst on Vetra's full view where she looks small because of how lens distortion destroys her proportions.
In trailers most of the characters look fine to me, it's apparent those kits are made by people who don't know what they're doing.

Now MEA gave us an actual femtur romancable, don't forget that we were autistic enough to create her

>console problems

No.

>Play Mass Effect 1
>THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
>Finish the game 10 minutes before work
>Spend the entire day feeling like a kid five minutes before Christmas
>Rush home
>ME2 TIME
>THIS IS THE NEW BEST THING EVER
>So emotionally invested in this story
>Pre-order ME3 Collectors Edition
>Demo is kind of bland, but it's a demo
>RELEASE DAY
>INSTALLAN
>LEAVING EARTHAN
>THE TEARS WON'T STOP
>Game is rough at points, but overall still in maximum overhype mode
>It breaks my heart to see the Normany half tore apart though
>Get to the end
>That fucking ending
>Pre-Extended Cut (not that this really helped)
>That... FUCKING ending
>Stay quiet, hopeful they'll release an updated ending
>Watch as Bioware turns on their fans
>We're apparently a bunch of entitled twats
>Forum bans
>Artistic integrity
>Founders literally leave the company
>Finally, Extended Cut is announced
>"We only did this because you're all too stupid to grasp the depth and complexity of our story telling"
>itsliterallynothing.exe.gif
>YEARS of bitter, emotional anguish
>I may have got too caught up in this story
>Andromeda announced
>Meh
>Details start coming out
>I SAID MEH
>LOOK AT THE SPACE SHIPS AND THESE FAMILIAR THINGS THAT YOU LOVE
>LOOK AT THEM

You know those people that are a little too invested into Lord of the Rings, or Harry Potter? That's me with Mass Effect; and Bioware's reaction at the end of ME3 was like having a dagger driven into my heart. I was legitimately angry about that for a long time. Still am, in some ways.

I want to enjoy what I'm seeing for Andromeda, but I can't bring myself to give a shit about any of these characters or their problems. I'm still exhausted.

Everything points towards this game being a flop, but there is that glimmer of hope that refuses to be put out. This is hell.

this fucking peach fluff

>preordering
>playing directly after release
>not waiting for the DLC
>not waiting for the extended cut

your own fault tbqh. you fell for the EA meme and got hurt. learn from it.
I waited till about a year after release and the ending wasnt that big of a mess for me because I had Leviathan, CItadel and extended cut DLC.

Why is Ryder so small

i swear if vetra is a lesbian i'm going to shit

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can you post this 5 more times in this thread please?
protip: nobody gives a shit

i ' m g o i n g t o s h i t

What's wrong with their eyes?

Vetra a shit

would vetra plant a wholesome kiss on ayrea?

Yes, alongside a wholesome hug

Crush the locals and space the ayylmaos, they are our direct competitors

This is a Christian forum, take your unclean thoughts elsewhere.

I still don't understand that. Everything in ME3 feels so rushed.

Didn't ME3 had something like 1.5 years of development?

That is a pretty small dev time.

>Delayed multiple times
>Lost head writer
>80% of the staff was new hires
>Added MP
>Season Pass

No.