I didn't know the #FE characters had birthdays. That's cool I guess.
Jaxson Wood
Intercourse with Alfonse
Kayden Hughes
Fucking christ. Japanese whales are a hell of a drug.
Austin Russell
>Keep rolling colourless exclusively to try for takomemes >No takomemes >Already rolled 3 5* Jeorges instead
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THE FOCUS TAKOMEME OR FUCKING JEORGE?
FUCK YOU JEORGE FUCK OFF ALREADY!
Logan Wilson
cucks
Tyler Wright
You got the better archer desu
Andrew Wood
does the fates undub include subtitles for battle shouts and critical hit inserts?
Jacob Wright
Yeah he's pretty based
Yeah all the humans have birthdays. I think they actually gave the characters the birthdays the same day as the VAs, cause today is Hosoyas birthday as well, and I remember seeing the same for Tsubasa and Kirias too
Gavin Davis
>complaining about based jeorge
John Russell
Fuck off Azurafag
Bentley Torres
>JP is just ching chong nip nong >ENG is getting friendcucked everywhere Even for the bad shit I expected this is awful.
Grayson Torres
>Try to balance out my team with a red tank a colorless ranged physical and blue magical plus a priest >struggle >don't give a fuck and just go blue robin+2 blue pegasus and a healer >manhandle maps have I been over-complicating things?
Colton Diaz
My Lucina has 40 Atk at level 20, but her Def and Res are way down in the 15s or so. Is she supposed to be a glass cannon?
Lincoln Fisher
It's such a dead horse at this point, those people still cling onto using that meme.
Ethan Taylor
Azura's a cuck
Charles Reed
Yes.
Oliver Powell
I wasn't aware that you could whale for feathers.
David Gomez
>jp is jp oh wow what tipped you of? and i'm sure someone will eventually translate some of it.
Logan Jackson
t. Guy that got cucked and doesn't want to be reminded
Logan Allen
>Narcian's map on Hard
Wew
Is this even worth the trouble of saving some feathers
Benjamin Myers
"Some people say I'm childish. Not nice to say, but maybe not totally wrong either. But since I've come here and fought alongside everyone, I feel like I've grown up a lot! Hey, and here you are, I bet, thinking that ol' Shanna looks just the same, right? How do I know? Oh, I know. Everyone always looks at me like I'm just the same. Looky there—it's Shanna! And there—it's Shanna! The thing is, I like being me. So I wouldn't mind putting off this whole growing-up thing. That is, if you don't mind. Ha! I knew you wouldn't!"
what the hell I think I like Shanna now?
Jordan Howard
>Pull dozens of 5's >Send them home >20k feathers
Yeah, that's pretty much the definition of whaling.
Ryan Lopez
If you send home units you don't want you get feathers
Leo Smith
>Literally Camilla without the crippling Brave Axe Is this what Camilla should have been?
Kayden Wilson
>MID_NACIEN_STRONGEST: I, Narcian, have a bone to pick\nwith you! I heard that you said I am\ncompletely full of myself!$k$pDid you mean it as an insult?\nBecause it's not! I am full of\nnothing BUT me!$k$pHow else would I have clawed my\nway to the top? Confidence is king,\nand I would be emperor!$k$pHmpf. You might be the first one\nto ever stand there and say\nsuch a thing to my face.$k$pI'll make you regret that you\npicked a fight with me, Narcian!\nOne day I'll make you kneel.$k$pThen I'll pet your head like a little\nkitty—and keep you at my side\nforever! Ha ha ha ha!
>Lucina will never confront you when you're alone and drive her falchion through your heart, piercing it in a way so that you'll only bleed out when she removes the blade from your chest, but before she can bear to watch you die she kisses you and with tear-stained eyes says "I love you," until she finally retracts her blade from your heart and lets it fall to her side so that she can shoulder your collapsing body and lower it gently in an embrace that seemingly warms your cooling body, and as your life comes to an end, all you can focus on is the warmth of her body, the love in her hands, and the sobs of heartbreak that slowly soften as the light fades away.
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE, BROS?
Angel Ross
He might be an ancestor of Kamui.
Luis Foster
Sailor Mercury a best.
Kevin Gonzalez
user what are his ivs?
Zachary Ortiz
>come home >see this
wut do?
Gabriel Gutierrez
I wonder if Morgan and Kana will dad-zone you.
Michael Morales
Intercourse
Angel Walker
/r/ing Narcian and Kamui patting each other on the head
Evan Hall
...
Camden Green
I want to kill it because it's a subhuman, but instead I'd make coffee and invite her to a cup.
Nathaniel Wood
Ask her where her friend Tiki is, thank her after she tells you, then leave.
Asher Adams
>+att -def not bad
Austin Wilson
Poison the coffee, user.
Kayden Ross
>he wants to make you kneel and pat your head
That's kinky
Andrew Williams
probably trick her into killing a bunch of people so I could bring about a new empire
Jace Cox
Whoops. Probably late now, but
7 will help you appreciate 6 more, especially if you give Eliwood & Hector the wives you think should be Roy & Lilina's mothers. Then there's Bartre and Karla, Karel and Guy's support convos, etc...
For having such big limits on Support convos in that game (ie. you need to focus on one person), they sure packed some good stories into them.
Brandon Moore
Seriously though, what's with the paralogues if we get bonus characters like Narcien through special maps?
Zachary Price
I mean this is precisely why you live.
Aiden Parker
Maybe they're longer campaigns.
Anthony Ortiz
>MID_URSULA_STRONGEST: You may have gleaned that I will\nserve only a perfect master,\n$Nu.$k$pI have no friendship to offer you.\nNor will I take any. It would be\nan insult to the both of us.$k$pWhy, what are two friends but a\npair of failures who've merely\nagreed to cover for each other?$k$pI give you my loyalty because\nyou're worthy. You don't battle, but\nyour tactics are exquisite!$k$pBut...$k$pI will say that if you falter, even in\nthe slightest, you do know how\nour little arrangement ends, right?$k$pHmm, yes, I think you do. Then\nbest you make yourself productive.\nThe Blue Crow...is watching.
You're raising her to 5* right anons?
Jason Perry
jesus christ it takes a million years to level past 20
am I supposed to just farm crystals and use those?
Bentley Cooper
The sanctity of coffee is worth more than my hate of the lower-birthed you swine.
Bentley Walker
>play fire emblem on phone >go downstairs for a drink >set it on auto battle since its easy mission >put phone down on kitchen counter >nowi levels up >mom walks in and sees it
Fuck what do i do guys shes gonna think im some sort of pedo creep
Kevin Miller
You're supposed to upgrade your castle
Adrian Cook
>farm crystals No you get 800 crystals a day, the answer is to just spam tenth stratum
Jayden Evans
She's not wrong
Jackson Russell
Nah, just pumping and dumping her. But I'm keeping the kid, Ursula is fucked in the head and may need to be put down if she steps out of line.
Ryan Hall
just fuck your mom, then she'll know you aren't a pedo
Henry Baker
I need help please! What Sword user should i put in my team? So far Hana did her job fine, being an anti-knight and an attack booster, but i just got Corrin, and she's not going to see any feather anytime soon (going for Robin, obviously), and sincerely... i find Corrin skills are rather Meh.
Fir is also there, but as a third option.
Matthew Robinson
Robin knows it too.
Caleb Gray
Still don't get the point of it. I mean, you're dragging people from other worlds with established pairings and thinking they'd just turn around and love (You). It's dumb.
Isaiah Johnson
Crossover characters or swimsuit/fanservice events.
Ryder Sanchez
She always seemed like she had a spark of decency in that one scene where she's simply silent when Sonia declares that all underlings are dirt to be discarded.
Might be misinterpreting that given her lines in the dark castle of foggy doom chapter but still, I have wanted to recruit her.
Sebastian Young
True
Mason Lewis
SMT CROSSOVER WHEN?
Jordan Powell
Corrin is one of the worst swordlords but he's still a 5 star. You should use him until you get someone better.
Oliver Moore
Never again, hopefully.
Hudson Peterson
Felicia is cute. Would she be worth making a 4*?
Jace Moore
this is fair
Luke Bennett
...
Jeremiah Bennett
Always follow your heart, user
Josiah Parker
Don't wake up the owl.
Jason White
hes got style hes got grace says fuck you to Blue units face
Ryder Jones
She's one of the Black Fang, and they're basically a big messed up family who bond over murdering corrupt aristocrats. Legault and Nino both have fond memories of working with them.
Jaxson Garcia
But would it feature Dante?
Aaron Turner
WAKE THE FUCK UP
Jace Brooks
from the series of Demons weep occasionally
Henry Evans
Shame that won't last past the 20th.
Benjamin Martinez
>he thinks /gbfg/ will leave Dumb cucks.
Camden Wood
i thought ursula was one of the sketch people who joined after sonia and not one of the original crew, though
Nathaniel Lopez
>swimsuit/fanservice events
Aaron Powell
As much as I hate Tacomeme , this is way too funny
Landon Wright
Who to promote to 5* first? Catria or Robin (M)? They are both first team members, the other 2 being Lucina and Fucking Jeorge.
Blake Campbell
Male robin
Cooper Martinez
I'm assuming it's for extending the main story, special event characters would be in the special maps
Christmas ones are already confirmed. We might get Valentines ones very soon for all we know
Xavier Rodriguez
>its paid DLC maps that give orbs on the first clear >no hard or lunatic options
Easton Powell
Finally managed to outmeme Narcian by baiting the archer with a flyer. If this map is a sign of things to come, these special maps are going to be absolute bitches.
Josiah Lopez
close/ranged counter should be nerfed to 50% damage
Jeremiah Mitchell
Yeah. I think she and Jaffar replaced Legault and somebody else as two of the four fangs after Nergal started messing about.
Kayden Miller
Is this Narcian map for real? What the fuck is this.