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I fap to fem pyro UNIRONICALLY.

I don't believe you at all.

I unironically use the fempyro player models, I just love looking at the ass going out of spawn

I ironically have a furry profile pic and cringe weapon renames, just to annoy non-autists.

Bump

i know you have at least one screenshot you filthy fucking deviant so show me what it looks like RIGHT NOW

Naked and covered in honey soldier outfit when

Next halloween.

If Autism Speaks in a forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it have a point?

well people can hear you and you still don't have a point, so no

i don't know, but i wonder if i can cap it

If my point is to generate replies then I have done so. As it does have a point, the all squares are also rectangles but not all rectangles are squares proof fails, and the original statement stands.

Well done.

>Send a trade offer to a guy
>he is online
>He has been online for over 4 hours
>He has been playing TF2 for over 4 hours
ACCEPT MY FUCKING TRADE OFFER YOU SHIT

Sorry checking it for it right now.

They need to remove spy as a playable class

remove engineer and heavy first

Remove scout first

why

This is bait, right? If you remove spy from the game, nothing would change except pyro becoming even more useless.

Literally useless

t. I only play Payload and Dustbowl

>scout
>useless on Payload

Just remove everyone expect sniper but remove all the sniper rifles and utility secondary so the only weapons in the game are the smgs and the kinfes.

exactly

Game mode encourages too many choke points and tight corridors.

Game mode encourages pushing the cart, which Scout does.

>Implying pushing the cart is nearly as important as getting frags

heavy is supposed to be meat shield but he gets shut down by 4 classes
engi's entire purpose is to give a/d payload interest
Spy's point is to remove buildings
but 3 classes already do that, along with 2 classes that are great for that
spy is redundancy and draws new players to it because of the instant kills and "skill" it takes
spy is a noob trap and damages the game more than any single weapon/class should

Plus, if you remove spy, pyro automatically follows.

all the classes have places in the game. if you are playing "competitive" payload and their engineer is huddled up it is the best way to get to their spawn, fuck up their teles, and kill a few out of the spawn which is a big deal. he can help a lot in pushes, whether dropping meds (especially popped meds like vac or quickfix) or with teamwork fucking up sentries. im not saying most classes wont do this job better but it is harder to fuck up. it is also just a very fun class to play no matter what you do with it
>all games should be meta reliant only, f-fuck fun

I know an old lady who swallowed a pyro.
She swallowed the pyro to catch the spy
But I don't know why, she swallowed the spy.
Perhaps she'll die.

and so does every other class
with the difference that they don't get destroyed by spam, sentries and chokes which is pretty much everything there is on payload

>heavy is supposed to be meat shield
and that's dumb
>engi's entire purpose is to give a/d payload interest
his purpose is to slow the game sown
which is dumb
>Spy's point is to remove buildings
and to kill key targets to get out of stalemates
which is healthy to the game
>spy is a noob trap
you're right but so are heavy and engie

from a competitive point of view spy is fantastic
it's just that pubbers buy shiny hats for their main (spy) and don't want to play any other class after that, because it doesn't look as fancy

let's just agree that payload, spy, heavy, pyro and engineer all blow and that they should have never been implemented

r8

>not the tattoo version
Bad

i would never agree to any of that, play quake if you just wanted one class. i like that there are counters and hard counters and situation shit because it feels that much better when you actually encounter that kind of situation. i don't like payload at all though

Link to model?

>People unironically like shitty latex fetish fempyro horseshit

HNNNNNNG

youtube.com/watch?v=fmo2JUbpf_Y

has anyone seen this yet

There's a tat version?

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>Not ironically wearing it to jerk off to it later.

Hey poindexter, I like fat asses and jiggly tits.

>random shit thrown together
>stock axe
>shitty mod

kys your self

>Jerking it to shitty video games
There really are people who are this pathetic, huh?

but i don't want one class and team fights don't really exist in quake which is the thing i like the most about tf2
valve removed hardcounters when they realized that people were only really playing the one class they spent the most money on
see: spycicle, dead ringer, jarate, razorback, gloves of running urgently

>Not jerking off to video games.

It's like you have standards.

promises promises
we care
we are doing cool stuff

>then not a single good update for a year or all updates are just a disappointment competition

I have very exacting standards when it comes to porn, yes.

no, sniper removes key targets, soldier removes key targets, demo removes key targets
thats all spy can do because it was a poorly thought out class
spy is not needed and is an unhealthy trap

Bet you're also subbed to trash tier content like Brazzers.

i have a sweaty armpits and spit fetish

clan arena is literally the most popular gametype in quake live right now, which as you would imagine is heavily team based

also how the hell is heavy a noob trap
as i mentioned he gets completely shut down by 4 classes
if you're bad and playing heavy you will not be having a fun time, he's very difficult to play properly because his hitbox is the size of africa
>I keep doing extremely poorly as this fat, slow, tank i better keep playing him!

>spit
depends, saliva in general or spitting on people?

>Not having a smega-licked-off-your-cock fetish.

Literal trash-tier.

All my fetishes are pretty ordinary, I'm a bit disappointed in myself for having such normal fetishes.

Post actual pyros

You guys horny because you're bored or bored because you're horny?

>more than one class cant do the same thing
all classes have primaries, what class can do exactly the same thing as spy? can you go invisible or disguise?

yes

You should be nerd. Get better fetishes then maybe Ill consider you a subhuman if you're lucky.

who is sbt and is he really the biggest gay furry tf2g

You realize this meme marks YOU out as an asshole who won't believe anything regardless of how much evidence there is for it, right? That's what the meme is.

can spy sticky jump to spawns?
can heavy build a teleporter?
can scout headshot?
no, those are class mechanics
spy does nothing that other classes already have covered, it just clogs up pub teams

>biggest gay furry tf2g
>anyone but deejay
gran doesn't count, it's a monstergrill
yelo doesn't count, he hasn't posted about his waifu in forever

play quake duels instead, if you actually take a team based game seriously you are fucking stupid and just want to be able to blame someone else. muh meta is the shittiest thing in the world, the whole point of those classes is that they don't play exactly the same as one another and do offer different styles of play. if people want to play spy so fucking what

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i request you delete everything and record it with OBS

fug i don't have any sfw Isabelle pictures

ty

Just crop them.

is humanposting still a thing
is renard a furry or LOW TIER GOD
are vg pugs still a thing
does anyone have THAT deejay pic?

for my next trick, i will summon a gay furry tf2g from the past

this is in fact not gay as it has feminine form.

Please explain me why all furries are faggots. WHY they loving humananimals so much?

hey who wanna erp? add me id/you

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I'm poor

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cUMMING!!

so are most people dumb enough to buy cosmetics

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>heavy is supposed to be meat shield but he gets shut down by 4 classes
Heavy supposed to be a mobile sentrygun which protects and sacrifices himself for Medic.
Think it like a tank casting "threat" to the raid boss so healer won't get focused. If Medic dies before Heavy, that means you did your job poorly.
Also Heavy is the only counter class to a pocketed Demoman because he can soak up damage and still give a small chase.

>engi's entire purpose is to give a/d payload interest
May be it's... to clutch, give resistance until your own team's respawn and cover the lose of time with teleporters?
True dat it slows the game down but you can't deny how easy teleporters do it for you.

>Spy's point is to remove buildings
Spy can break a crowded clutch single-handedly as well. Your Medic keeps failing or have retarded pockets? Unleash Spy outside.
>but 3 classes already do that, along with 2 classes that are great for that
Without an organizated attack from the mentioned power-classes a Spy can be shut down by a smart Engineer or better yet a Pyro-Engi in the nest

>spy is redundancy and draws new players to it because of the instant kills and "skill" it takes
It's undeniable that it makes first point and last point clutches easier and act as an attention scatter for enemy team inbetween.
>spy is a noob trap
True, because everyone thinks him as "le cloak man xD", Spy shines when you have communication between friends which pubs never gonna have.
>and damages the game more than any single weapon/class should
Nope. This can be said for any pick class in the game for pubs. Nobody plays Medic, your team will have 6 spies and 5 snipers everytime and there are no class limits. Either there should be a way for random class and loadouts (perhaps more contracts) must be a thing in game.

I think you both talking about same thing. "Noobtrap" because people think they'd be easy classes but they simply aren't.

RIP

what's the next weapon to get a remodel as a promo item

aside from the obvious multi-class stock melee

This entire post is just a lack of information but thinking you know a lot about the game

Quake duels have a meta, retard

as a demo whats your best bet vs a scout assuming its not overhealed? pipe into sticky? pray for two pipes?

Stickies around you. He may be hopping but he'll make a mistake.

channel his movement with a sticky or two to make it more predictable
pipe him when he maneuvers around the sticky
t. scout main

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>tfw the scout jumps straight into your crit pipe

good shit ty friends

Thank god we are going to get cosmetics on the next update, i was worried for a moment

cant wait for the fursuit cosmetic to go with my strange wolf head so I can complete my pyro OC

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>non-stock skins
I can guarantee that there will be black box skins, it's such a blank slate and it's every scrub's favorite rocket launcher

Lets not hype that, also the non stock skins was something that everyone was seeing coming

The only non-scrub rocket launcher is the direct miss