What's the deal with Honda fanboys being super asshurt about everyone 'hating' on their new ricer trash FWD...

What's the deal with Honda fanboys being super asshurt about everyone 'hating' on their new ricer trash FWD grocery-getter?

>y-you won't be hating when it passes you at 150mph!!1!!
>i-it HONESTLY doesn't even look that riced!!11!
>yeah well, i LIKE the retarded three exhausts!!!11

Fucking gayboys.

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t. Slowfag

I'm a huge honda fanboy, i admit it. But in all honesty this thing looks like a riced out batmobile, it's fucking disguisting

Whats the deal with honda haters that are so butthurt that a civic is faster than their pigfat pony cars?

Since when does fast=fun? Ever heard of the Nissan GTR pal?

Rather have a GT86 than this ricer garbage.

I'd like it more if it came in sedan or coupe form

It isnt.

It'll be as fast as the V6 1LE or base Mustang GT at best.

I can smoke it with my 94 eg hatch

the thing will cost Mid 30k..... for that I could get a new Camaro SS, but I don't need to becuse my 25k v6 will smoke it unless the guy has balls to go to speed limiter.... oh and we are racing on a 2 mile + straight because even that top speed won't make up for the acceleration brb 5.7 60

>Honda fanboys
Asshurt is all they know

I mean, I like it. I don't care for the 3 exhausts I think that shits stupid but the rest I enjoy, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What kind of mods are you running?

ITT assmad toyobaru fangirls

im obv butthurt because I own a v6 but I doubt it's going to be pushing times close to an m2

i mean i actually like the way it looks lol, but its a fucking honda civic

Ditto, but I don't think there's been a good looking Civic Type R since the EP3.

>$36,000 for a FWD rice mobile

top kek

V6 Camaro is the only V6 car id say is a good buy even if the V8 exist.

I don't like the way it looks but it has really good track performance. Focus RS and 5.0L Mustang can't compete. The new NSX is barely any faster but that's a heavy boat.
fastestlaps.com/tracks/grand-tour-eboladrome

Probably because the NSX did it in the wet.

slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 2010 focus ses with a couple of simple mods:

- H&R coilovers
- FSWerks race exhaust
- FSWerks 2.5 inch Flexpipe
- Sct tuner
- FSWerks Upper front strut tower brace
- FSWerks Lower front brace
- FSWerks Rear brace
- Dominant engineering adjustable sway bar end links
- K&N short ram intake
- Focus SVT front brake conversion
- Focus SVT rear disk brake conversion
- Stoptech stainless steel brake lines
- Focus 2.3L metal valve cover
- Quaife ATB limited slip differential
- Ford racing 4.10 final drive
- Steeda short throw shifter
- VF engineering polyurethane motor mounts
- Drivers and passenger side
- VF engineering lower rear motor mount with custom solid bushing
- Custom Solid steering rack bushing
- Foxbody mustang Saleen wheels
- 17x9 front and 17x10 rear
- Custom front grille emblem delete
- Painted third brake light w. Custom warning flasher
- Led lighting upgrade through out entire car
- Custom headlight housing
- Hella super tone horns
- Optima yellow top battery
- ARP extended wheel studs
- BWR extended lug nuts
- Massive speed system valve cover dress up kit
- Clinched fender flares
- Downstar fender bolts
- Quicklatch bumper releases
- Trackspec hood vents
- Euro focus push to start button
- A/C delete
- Optima yellow top battery

im making 313 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should be.

Then it should have performed better since it's a yacht

Civic R's have been shit for a while now. The only reason to have one is when a GT86/etc is utterly impractical to own and you need a boot.

That pasta's flawed

ehh rwd is the easy way out

> visiting from 8ch
> lurk this thread
> read half of this post and begin to question how serious this post is

Not bad!

WOW that exhaust is terrible.

The biggest complaint they had in the video was lack of torque combined with long gearing.

So basically an American pony car that handles suberbly but is shit in straight lines. Bizarro world.

gearing isn't that bad, just maximized for 60... idk maybe the auto is better but 1st is 40-42, 2nd 60, and 3rd 90, i guess a 3rd at 80 would be better

and I can def. get my car to loose traction launching at 2k but from about 2.5k to 4 feels weak then the power just surges and of course shifting right at 6,800 to 2nd brings you over 4k, and 40 to 60 is literally 1 second

It's faster than the base model R35 around the ring tho.

>cars the Civvy Type R beat around the Nurb -

>BMW E46 M3 CSL, 997 Carrera S
>Panamera Turbo
>996 911 Turbo
>C5 Z06
>Ferrari F430
>Caterham R500 Superlight
>Renault Megane RS
>997 911 Turbo
>R35 base model GTR
>Merc CLK DTM AMG
>Lamborghini Gallardo LP-560-4

Honda has always been the laughing stock of the automotive community. Their untraditional approach to cars usually leaves us wondering if perhaps there is something they know that we don't (perhaps from an engineering perspective) that makes them pursue that route. Then down the road, it turns out that they were just retards.

This is true in every facet of Honda's career thus far, even in motorcycles.

Their cars are shit. Acura is a fucking joke. No one even wants their jet engines. They just need to fuck off and die.

>I got beat by a civic with a few simple mods the post

I beg to differ

>EP3
>looking good
like i think the eggshell has it's own qualities but looks are definitely not one of them.

yeah and I bet you think a stock aventador ran a sub 7 minute time and a stock performante beat the 918, laferrari, and p1

brb slower in a straight line
brb FWD worst for performance AND fun
brb magic

I'll take my faster in a straight line, faster in real life, funner to drive non ricer lamborghini wanna be car thanks very much

>being this BTFO
We get it, you settled for less and now are getting reamed by a time set two years ago.

autoguide.com/auto-news/2015/03/10-sports-cars-the-civic-type-r-beat-around-the-n
Literally.

>40 to 60 is literally 1 second
that's the v6?
I know the third generation v8 was about as fast as a 4th generation v6,5th gen v6 similar to a 4th generation v8?

if three exhausts is so bad then why did ferrari copy it?

>haters btfo

The Civic R is ridiculous and I fucking love it. Why does everyone want every car to look like the same boring nondescript aeroblob?

i think it's more of them buying cars that are supposed to be faster than Jose's hooped up civic

>Their untraditional approach to cars
That's why i like them.
>usually leaves us wondering if perhaps there is something they know that we don't
they most likely do.
>Then down the road, it turns out that they were just retards.
When did this happen?

>Their cars are shit
Type R is GOAT fwd and the NSX hasn't shown its true potential yet. When Honda puts "Type R" on a car they aren't messing around.

>No one even wants their jet engines
>Honda makes jets
>mfw i first found this out
VTAC has literally hit new heights
youtube.com/watch?v=DcHHRyeX-M0
honda a fucking god-tier

>They just need to fuck off and die.
Where will i get my FWD mod'able shitbox fix from?

Honda is a multinational corporation, engine manufacturer and engineering corporation.
The company manufactures automobiles, motorcycles, trucks, scooters, robots, jets and jet engines, ATV, water craft, electrical generators, marine engines, lawn and garden equipment, and aeronautical and other mobile technolog.
More recently they have ventured into mountain bikes.
Honda is the 6th largest automobile manufacturer in the world as well as the largest engine-maker in the world, producing more than 14 million internal combustion engines each year. As of August 2008, Honda surpassed Chrysler as the 4th largest automobile manufacturer in the United States. Currently, Honda is the second largest manufacturer in Japan behind Toyota and ahead of Nissan.

Also the largest motorcycle manufacturer in the world.

>when vtec kicks in on your generator

Made a quick list for you of cars that are better than a Honda Civic Type R.

>BMW E46 M3 CSL, 997 Carrera S
>Panamera Turbo
>996 911 Turbo
>C5 Z06
>Ferrari F430
>Caterham R500 Superlight
>Renault Megane RS
>997 911 Turbo
>R35 base model GTR
>Merc CLK DTM AMG
>Lamborghini Gallardo LP-560-4

>tfw your generator starts talking shit about your stang and tells you how it could beat it with a few simple mods

>better
Nice opinion, they're still slower around the 'ring, which is a fact. (':

holy shit this is a massive meme

ur gonna look like a massive faggot driving this

can just imagine (((honda))) salesmen jerking off the fucking retards to get them to buy it


>dude its so sick
>its so fast
>real head turner

It has a type r badge mate, it's already sold itself as far as the US market is concerned.

I'll give you that one but I was referring to the hatchbacks specifically
I just think it's a purposeful looking little car, it's not obnoxious or brash - no stupid fake exhaust outlets for a start, just a well proportioned car, good revvy engine, great little chassis, not too understeery..

>that wing

Holy shit this is worse than yuropoor engineering.

10 point cage with Parachute
3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
spec-R full drag suspension
Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
1 044 bosch pump
1200 rc injectors
golden eagle sleeved block
cp 10:1 pistons
Eagle rods
arp headstuds
oem h22 headgasket
Balance shaft delete
competition clutch twin disc
Port and polished head
skunk2 valve springs and retainers
Str cam gears
crower stage 1 cams
aluminium radiator with slim fan
gsr transmission with itr lsd.
qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
k20 rbc manifold
qsd throttle body spacer
blox 70mm throttle body
4bar omni map sensor
6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
hks bov
Garret 102mm turbocharger.
Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
44mm tial wastegate
Custom water to air intercooler set up
aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
tuned on chipped p28
13 inch volks drag rims
2 15 inch volks rear rims
arp extended wheel studs
si cluster
150 shots of nitrous

im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

Its slower than a base model 2012 gtr on all season running in the WET

Its faster than the r33 though, barely Lmao

>A civic is slower than a GT-R
You don't say?
>A civic can keep up with a GTR for 1/3 the price and the power going to the wrong two wheels
Impressive, no? Why are you even buying a GTR when you can throw 35k at a civic and 65k in supporting mods, or 10k in mods and a nice payment on a house?
See how much fun it is to own a Honda now?

thats quite impressive t-b-h lol

Let me reiterate that a supercar is now being compared to a family platformed FWD hatch with a performance package. Lmao. How the godzilla has fallen.

What about the dual Tial wastegates?

A civic can't keep up with a gtr
The base model 2012 gtr runs 7:19
Deal with it hondacuck

I'm not the retard who said the civic is faster Lmao

import piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my '77 Plymouth Volare with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 5 barrel Holley carb
- Leafspring delete
- Fuel tank with - 2 lines from tank to motor
- Right Stuff Fuel Pump to Carburetor Line
- Mopar Performance Cold Air Intake System
- Performance Engine Paint Street (Hemi Orange)
- JEGS Magnum Cylinder Head Assembly
- Forged rods
- Eagle Competition Rotating Assembly - (Mopar 440)
- Mopar Performance Aluminum Dual Plane Intake Manifold
- Air Con install and re charge
- Magnaflow muffler
- Hurst performance 3 -speed auto transmission
- 4.5:1 Posi rear end conversion
- Port and polished head
- Brodix dual valve Springs
- Crane 1.6:1 roller rockers
- COMP Cams 12-210-2 High Energy 268H Hydraulic Flat Tappet Camshaft
- custom copper radiator with slim fan
- '69 'cuda shaker scoop
- Edelbrock Performer Intake Manifold
- qsd carb spacer
- 4bar omni map sensor
- distributor delete
- hks bov
- Edelbrock 1536 E-Force Stage 1 Supercharger Kit
- Custom t4 top facing supercharger manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch cragar rear drag rims
- 2 15 inch cragar front rims
- Tachometer install
- Quicklatch bumper releases
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 225 net horsepower and 708 FEET-LBS to the CRANK because thats the only place the power should ever be.

>It's an Veeky Forums hates functional aero episode

i guess the r in civic type-r stands for ricer

i mean come on rear wing on fwd wyd honda

I was going off the article mate, I apologize for not memorizing these things.
Then what is quoted in the article?

blame the europoors and nips for buying up the mugen wings for the last gen type r like hotcakes.

Not any of them and while i don't doubt a Civic Type R isn't going to be faster than cars with nearly 2 times its power comparing manufacturer conducted test with different drivers to each other is retarded in the first place especially since people can easily pull shady shit at the ring.

That's why you record the lap with a camera

>lawn mower engine
>dual exhaust

fukkin lol

The rice is shit but I honestly think those Taillights are fucking gorgeous in person. They look fantastic.

I don't see why the asshurt
The type-r is what a civic was always meant to be, civics are poorfag ricer trash. This cuts out the middle man

>spoiler
>huge wing on top of spoiler
>diffuser
>fins
>sideskirts
>hood scoop
>brake ducts
>vents
>triple exhaust
>smoked lights

Is this the most riced car ever made by a factory?

>dual
Think your using the wrong word

wrx wagon > civic type r

Discuss.

>triple exhaust
wait, so the middle one is a tip as well?
BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
more exhausts than liters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
holy shit why am i finding this so funny today lolol

the wrx wagon is like 10 years old and has a ghetto as fuck interior. rattles more than a rattle snake and has more hard plastics than a mega blocks factory.

sorry, I'll take the civic and do a wing delete.

If anything, is a homage to an f40 which has the central exhaust tip for the blow off valve

i like the car i would rather awd though

muh tork

...

nsx is smoll tho

Yeah, but those actually look good

and to top it all off
>FWD

AWD and I MIGHT have taken it seriously.

As an aside, I don't hate hondas as a brand, but why the hell do people insist on modding econoboxes into "performance" machines? All this bragging about "muh 400hp k swap. Get fuqqed shitstang owners lawl." I don't understand. The money spent on a 90's fwd economy car could go to a much better car, or at least one that is marginally cool.

I wish they made toilets because VTAK could help getting my shits down the pipe.

You must be a big guy.

Because they're cheap, abundant, light, and engine swaps aren't as difficult as they once were

some people perceive going fast as fun...

i'd remove the 2nd battery and repost the shit out of it

Going fast is fun
You can make up whatever bullshit you want But I'd rather ride a cbr1000rr over an nsr250r
And I'd rather drive an acura nsx (new one) over a 260hp 90s nsx shitbox

Bevause whether you want to admit it or not it takes more skill and BALLS to go fast in a fast vehicle than go slow in a slow vehicle

>would take a shitbike from honduh over a good ol' nsr

What kind of cuck are you?

Not a slowcuck

I dunno. I like accords for comfy grocery-getting duties

I wouldn't count on it.
The people who like type R civics can't afford them these days.

The boomers who have all of the disposable income in this country prefer 'stangs and camaros.

That's not real, is it?
if so, fucking KEK

top kek
$36k ricemobile btfo

I honestly kinda like the way it looks and I like that it's gonna be 2900lb, 300 hp car with lots of storage space and utility. Will definitely test drive one when it comes out.

I would not mind the looks if it had the power to back it up. Maybe an inline V6 or something?

Hypocrisy

>hurr u ricers are all show and enjoyment, rwd = performance, who cares about your buzzy fart cans
>N-NANI? THE CIVIC IS FASTER!? Well, rwd is more fun and showy, muh skids, muh v8 exhaust note

>THE CIVIC IS FASTER!?
Faster than what?
A soccer mom car? A Prius?

What was i hypocritical about?