Bingo Thread

Ok faggots it's time for bingo, get them posted, no busriders allowed.

Also feel free to post interesting stories that relate.

I've taken a piss in a car. Riding shotgun and pissed into two Swiss Miss green tea bottles. Had to pinch off the stream during the transfer, too. Shit hurts.

BIN- oh

>shit in a car, got airborne in reverse and ran from police
>also owns a bus pass
Hardcore.

gotta get to places when i brake my car and need a new one

So do you just get out of the car and buy a new one whenever you come across stop signs?

Shit bingo, way too easy. Prove your a real enthusiast if your so good

...

Does "my shitbox" count as a nickname?

How the fuck are you motherfuckers getting airborne while going backwards?

It says
>Got airborne while going backwards or in reverse gear
>or in reverse gear

I developed and mastered the skill of switching to reverse gear while in the air after lifting off from a high-speed bump, yet returning to the proper gear and rev matching before returning to the ground so the landing is smooth as butter.
I use it as a party trick to impress friends when it's my turn to carpool

>max time spent airborne is half a second
>user has time to clutch in, engage reverse, clutch out, clutch in, engage a forward gear, clutch out
Damn you're fast.

Sounds like shenanigans

why not just brake and clutch in you retard?

also
>friends

story isn't real.

gay

gay again

bing/o/

how did I do?

>had sex in car

>never driven in track day etc
>regularly wear cargo shorts

Tfw not that into cars apparently

I've done none of these except piss in a car.

can't win

underrated as fuck

...

What the fuck is cold air intake

it's an improved version of Direct Exhaust Injection, only it's using cooled exhaust instead of hot right from the pipe.

...

got the 24rhs one too if you excluded restaurants and piss breaks :^)

...

i reversed a forklift off of the loading dock