OFFICIAL FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

[ F r i d a y N i g h t T h r e a d ] - /fnt/

Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

What are your car related plans for the weekend?

your car > whores

post waifu

drunken shitpost edition

Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
>Always alone and thats ok
Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
>Left the meets lifestyle a long time ago
What are your car related plans for the weekend?
>Wash, wax, get the interior cleaned out for the hot days ahead

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Because I enjoy being alone
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
It's too cold to take the bike out
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
I'm going to trade in my mustang GT for a shitbox under 10K so I can save an extra $500 a month for something even better
>your car > whores
you're not wrong

I have work tomorrow

Meets are all the way in Pembroke Pines

Finna pull the engine in my Miata

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Death Grips
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Death Grips
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Gumtape Death Grip Match

I'm sitting on the runway at LAX going to Brisbane for spring break.

Another Friday, another 1100 mg of DXM.

I work grave

And i fact no gf or friends

I have a new job now and am preparing for next week. I had a week vacation between job moves and now its time to hit the books and prepare for my new role at this company.

>Hoping things go well
>Might wash the car tomorrow :)

spring break "started" but I still have a project due on sunday at 11:59. fuck this

ayyy what's up soflobro

What project and what do you do?

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
No reason to go out tonight.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
No >gf and going to a meet tomorrow.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
>your car > whores
Every time

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Because work, quitting on Monday though.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
See above, going to one tomorrow though.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Gocarting with some Veeky Forumstists, and throwing some money at a 80cc engine to hook up to a bike.

>post waifu
Kk

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Don't feel like going out.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros

Any local meet is nothing but hispanic fuckbois with hondas

>Or gf?

Implying gf

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?

Solder new relay in the bose amp in my driver door and replace the window motor gear, if it comes this weekend anyway.

>your car > whores

Agreed

>post waifu

Because I don't want to drive while I'm drunk.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Went out earlier with group of friends. I'm fuckin 30, so staying out until 2am isn't fun for me.

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or gf?
At training for the army. No meets that I known of. Also, if my wife was here, I'd still be at home right having some fun with her instead of hanging around a bunch of dudes jerking off to their pep boyou straight pipes and eBay intakes.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Find a nice backroad and have a little fun while not driving like an idiot.

>your car
Mazdaspeed3 and fiat 500 abarth

>post waifu
I'm actually married, so I doubt thats what you'really asking for. I wouldn't post a picture of myself or anyone I know on this forum. Lol

My friends and I took apart a Duramax. I have learned to dislike diesels greatly.

>meets are shit here
>good events at the local track only happen once every two months
>no good friends
>no gf, she dumped me a year ago after we were 5 years together, a month ago she sent me a meseage saying she still loves me, haven't been able to contact her to straight shit out
>bored as fuck with college
>to make matters worse, stupid neighbour fucktard crashed his shitty pick up into my car this week

And that's why I'm drinking all alone at home, wishing I was dead instead of enjoying the prime time of my young life.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
I work fridays and saturdays. Also few good friends to hang with.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
I hang out with the thursday night riders on occasion. It's usually pretty shit though. I think I'm going to stop riding with them every week.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
No. Mite check/adjust the valves on one of my bikes.
>your car > whores
probably not. My car a shit. Bikes are life.
>waifu
none
>dunken shitpost
not drunk

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
gf is in the bedroom netflixin, just finished work
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or gf?
18+
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
figure out how to wire my shit for an sub and amp install
>your car > whores
suspect you faggot
>post waifu
archived(3d)
>drunken shitpost edition
audio streams are not allowed

>gf is in the bedroom netflixin
in other words she is with tyrone, lmao

>finish work at night
lmao prezo is a fucking burger flipper, or maybe a dish washer, or some equally shitty shift job

oh look, someone who is absolutely assblasted by me. top Lol

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
not alone. too poor to go out

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
broke af and no meats

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Atuocross and mess around with my new tune

buttmad damage control because im right lmao

prezo hurt my feelings and i'm trying to get back at him lmao

MY WAIFU REE

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
I'm having some whiskey to myself
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
tired from work
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
changing bushings on my friends 280z... nvm flaked as I was fucking typing. Guess nothing.
>your car > whores
carSSSSS
>post waifu

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

I was out with some friends who helped me put new tires on my car

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

Because after finishing with the tires I went home because my car was still having issues. I then was at a light and a cop pulled up behind me, green light goes and lights go up. I pull over into a church near my house. Comes up to me and asks for the usual. my cars registration has been out for the year because its been parked due to bad tires and can't pass emissions and the only reason I was out was to put the new tires on it. Right as I hand my him drivers license and tell him it's not insured and not registered for the year my thermostat pops and coolant goes everywhere. After going to his truck I sit there just wondering the heck am I going to do. He comes back, hands me my license and tells me he was going to give me a ticket for no insurance but because he clearly sees I have other issues he let me off with a warning.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Try and get a replacement for this new thermostat housing.

your car > whores

I mean, I'm overjoyed that I didn't get a ticket for something like this, but I'm also destroyed inside that something I thought I had fixed has become a persistent issue.

Glad you at least made it home

Prezo is my third favorite trip.

Thanks. Thankfully the place my buddies did my tires at was only 3 miles from my house and I got pulled over two blocks from my house and the church I pulled into had a towing sign up. so he let me drive home.

The guy was really friendly, I asked if I could get out and check the car and he told me to wait a moment so I did while he went back to check my stuff. came back with his flash light and checked the car with me, asked if he could be of any assistance to me and I told him I had plenty of coolant at the house and it was really close anyways, maybe a 10th of a mile so he just let me out. I told him he could follow me home if he wanted to make sure, told me it wasn't necessary and went ahead and left before me.

Man, ex girlfriends are shit. They only lead to heartache

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
because i am on sick leave
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Saw friend yesterday, buying new car
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Descide wether or not to buy an car that has been in an accident based on information and without inspecting or test driving it myself

that sucks.
See if you are polite they usually will let you go as long as you don't have warrants.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
fucked up my foot when I crashed my bike a few days ago. Sitting at home drinking with some pain pills I had leftover. Should be going anywhere like this. Not fun trying to drive or walk.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
bro's not really into cars. Implying GF
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
look at ordering stuff to fix bike
>your car > whores
yes, bike is better.
>post waifu
pic of bike instead
>drunken shitpost edition
I am quite lit

Its 3F outside. Fuck car shows and 'meets'.

My girlcreature is laying on me right now though.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
It's Saturday afternoon
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Racers don't need girls
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Unnecessarily wash my car for the 7th time this week.

>why at home?

Just got done studying at Starbucks.

>why no gf?

Because they cost money and cheat on you eventually

>weekend car plan?

Not really, wait for parts I ordered I guess.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
No friends or social circle in this new city fucking sucks and is depressingly lonely.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Any girls I know are busy or asleep.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Looking for a new car so I can sell my current POS 2000 cavalier sedan to my mom, probably gonna get an Ek/Eg civic or integra, or a Volvo 240 I found for $900 that's in decent condition

>your car > whores
My car isn't better than whores

>post waifu
Pic related what I'd do if I get that 240

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
The beer is a socialism 'free' here, as well as cold
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
girls are a strange game and there aren't any decent meets nearby on fridays
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
nothing, my garage space is occupied by a mid-paintjob SVO and a restored mach 1, neither of those are getting parked outside in the snow
>your car > whores
always true
>post waifu
you got it baby
>drunken shitpost edition
Simtra is a wonderful beer and Yingy black and tan is alright. But black and tans can still come out and fight me desu senpai.

For a friday night gen it's eerily quiet..

I've missed two Fridays in a row now. I'm very sorry.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

I wish. Everyone is gone on leave, except me and my roommate who are too poor to fly back to BC/Alberta for a week.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

Bros are gone, tfwnogf

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?

I just spent nearly a grand on wheels because I live in A FUCKING LEAF and I couldn't find any good deals that ship here.

>your car > whores

Of course. At least nobody is going to drag me to the strip club for 3DPD shit for a week.

>post waifu

Explosion!

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
My girl works on Saturday evening, picked her up from work and the sun was shining so i could finally put the roof down, that's been a while. She cooked me and a couple we are friends with dinner.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
I never go to meets, theyre gay
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
tom cruisin with da top down
>your car > whores
Im not that fond of whores so yeah, my car is better. I could never love a whore too so that counts
>post waifu
have a yellow one

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
I just finished a poor attempt at geocaching with a qt I know

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
There isn't really a car culture around here, fuck that

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Maybe wash the shitbox tomorrow morning, everything is running well and I have no worries

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
>alone
I'm really not, though, just shitposting and listening to eurobeat. I have a race coming up around 2:30.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
I'm married, and a boiracer.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Racing my Max against the wife's Stang down Indy SR27.
>your car > whores
True shit.

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Cat sitting for a friend who went down range this week.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
All my friends are in the desert, and I'm stuck at home hobbling around on a cane due to a back injury.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Call a tuner and see what they can do about an aftermarket downpipe.

Waifus>2D women

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

You mean standing in a parking lot in a circle pulling our phones out every 30 seconds, with our hands in our pocket for 45 minutes?

Ya no thanks.