Someone indicates to pass you

Lol are you a woman? If so no one cares what you have to say.

>two cars in one lane

Gets me every time

If somebody starts tailgating me when I'm already speeding I'll slow down to the speed limit. If somebody is going under the speed limit I'll ride with my high beams on until the speed up or get out of the way

Only on one lane roads/no passing zones. Otherwise idgaf you can pass me if you're in that much of a hurry and I can pass you if you're going that slow.

>start speeding up
>"that showed that cuck"
>other guy: "thanks"

>roadblock mode engaged

I normally cruise in the middle, so when I see someone in the left lane start slowing down I instantly do what I can to create a gap for everyone to get around via the right, and wave people who don't get it through. If you want to try to maintain the roadblock, I am willing to come to a dead stop and start driving in fucking reverse. Go ahead.

Nobody ever wants to try it because they know they'd just be fucking themselves over by driving at 40mph all day long. And if the cops show up, who has the better case for not impeding traffic? The person slowing in the left lane, or the person waving people through on the right, who could easily say "I thought the SUV was having mechanical issues, so I urged him to pull to the shoulder"? What would your defense be?

"Those fuckers wanted to break the law and go 65 in a 60, are you proud of me officer?"
The officer's response would be
"I wanted to 65 in a 60 too, you little shit"

id exert my dominance over her if you know what i mean

Press the "oi cunt" button on my steering wheel.

When you do this, I downshift and start speeding up more until I barely overtake you and you have to hit your brakes and swerve because you drive like an asshole.

I only do this when it's obvious they're just trying to bully their way 20 feet closer to their destination.
Otherwise I don't give a shit, ride my ass and I'll slow down til we stop and wait.

This is extremely hilarious, because you just look like a faggot while I fly past you.

You can't match my acceleration

> drive a large flatbed
> mfw all sides are solid, sharp steel and if I wanted to I could push people off the road, merge into them, slam on the brakes and they'll slam into me

If someone wants to pass be my guest. I usually drive as fast as the road & traffic will allow. If some other asshole wants to be the first one to get a ticket go right ahead. Now if theirs traffic & congestion and your the asshole who insists on changing lanes every 10 seconds ( creating more traffic & congestion) I will box your ass into a lane in a heartbeat. 9 out of 10 times it's a BMW or Audi.

Love it when people try to pass on the right side of the Thruway to get one car ahead. I leave a little bit of room so they are tempted and then I close it out. Never realized it but they usually are BMWs and Audi's.

Except I can big boy

>ride along side a trucker going up the mountain at 45 mph on a 70 mph highway.
>backing up traffic for miles
>starting to see people use crossovers to turn around in rear view mirror
>look over and see him laughing as hard as I am

>if they try to ride my ass they experience what nose-dive from hard braking looks like

Tail gate some loser who is driving slow and when he tries to brake check me I just pass them

The look on their faces is priceless

>y-you can't pass here it's n-no passing zone...

I'm assuming NYS Thruway. You're probably in Rockland or Orange counties. Once you get north of there people tend to be much more civil on the road. The southern part of the Thruway into NYC people start to drive more & more aggressively. You literally have to flip a switch when driving in the 5 boroughs & NYC with those savage cab drivers is whole ballgame. You gotta be willing to be a whiteknuckling asshole to drive in Manhatten.

I'm calling the police

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>impatient tard speeds through traffic
>weaving and driving generally aggressively
>we end up at the same destination at the exact same time despite the fact that I was just cruising normally and even lost sight of him a few times
>as I get out of my car say "good thing you cut me off, you might not have made it here in time"
>glares daggers at me

honestly the only time speeding is useful is on a long trip where such a difference has a measurable effect, since there are less variables to slow you down

>stuck behind geriatric grandpa in Grand Marquis doing speed limit
>asshole VAG driver riding my bumper
>move onto shoulder to let him pass
>he gets stuck behind grandpa
>mine countenance

>honestly the only time speeding is useful is on a long trip where such a difference has a measurable effect, since there are less variables to slow you down

This. For a 15 mile drive on the parkway the time you save going 95 instead of 70 is minuscule. There's always one fucker who drives a Nissan Fronteir that gets on and off the same parkway exit as I do every morning and I see him weaving in and out of traffic doing at least 90. But when I get off the parkway I see him at the traffic light after 9 times out of 10.

I always hope he gets pulled over by a state trooper or he crashes into the woods and rolls for a quarter mile covered in flames. That kind of driving is stupid fast for no reason when it's only a 10 mile drive. Just leave 2 minutes earlier if you're in that much of a rush. I don't wanna be the guy that gets hit by your truck when you sneeze while weaving in and out of traffic, passing people on the right and such

>See Audi A4 pulling up in my mirrors
> For some reason assume he's going to try and overtake me in the left turning lane off the light.
>engagelaunchmode.jpg
>Fucking kek he's trying it
>No backing down now
>he gets into a head on collision with the guy in the other turning lane.

That's not how cars work user

I promise you that you can't

Not him but it can happen. Maybe not a head on collision but the guy would get t-boned

>recognizing it's an A4 model in rear view mirror.

Lol okay.

It as probably a BMW since you don't seem too sure and lie through your teeth.

>pull up beside soccer mom SUV at lights
>notice the windows are rolled down
>throw a snake and mongoose into their window
>drive away laughing

>stacy stuck behind a scooter doing the speed limit
>pull up beside her so she can't go around him

>Satine Spark
Good choice in slags, desu

>the only time speeding is useful is on a long trip
Or when you can go significantly over the speed limit with little traffic around.

I daily a fast car so people give me respect on the road

>hwy 101 in a rural area
>12pm at night on a weekday
>clear night, almost full moon
>long straights
>no cops
>occasional car, but frequent passing lanes
>cruise 80 in a 55

Most fun I've had in a while

>12pm at night on a weekday
Wut

I haven't had any coffee yet, it's early lol

>12am at night on a weekday

Had me a giggle, but fuck you

>reverse image search OP's pic
>the chick is actually a porn "star"

wow, didn't expect that.

I get in front of slowfags that are blocking the left lane, and then tow my brake with my left signal on.
It's had a 2/2 success rate thus far, one instantly moved to the right and got passed by three cars, the other nearly stopped because the regard couldn't tell I was gaining distance with my brake lights on.

The fake smile and dead eyes didn't give that away?