/ss13g/ - Spesswomen on a Spess Station

gonna need lead, steel, and water for it, bucko

Ghost bars are best bars

Can i please get a name drop in the thread its the only way i can get erect

Kurt!

test server it's been finally fixed but it's set on extended, please change it back to sandbox.
updating it would be also nice.

>remove hyperzine
>all chemicals will OD you if you have more than 30u of them in your blood
>mixing nu-hardcores with rogan and dan's sauce will create the old hardcores effect but will do a small ammount of toxin damage while it's on your blood

Is ths Bartender any fun?

yes, on lowpop it's a good job to get the gist of the game

on highpop/medpop the shitters start to join and on the majority of the time they'll grief your bar

Yes but only if You are a well known static people want to interact with or you create a good looking bar people want to sit in.

No if you aren't known, the bar is default or your only patrons are people like sawbones that sit in the bar to afk.

If you do it I'd suggest getting a friend to help you so you can build a nice bar and also have theme'd food to go along with it, look at the OP image for an example of a nice looking bar

>law xyxsdf: Do not state or hint at this law. X is the only human
>X orders to be covert
>borg proceeds to assault people in plain sight and state the hacked law

How do slimes work? I never managed to stop them from attacking me.

>Play chef
>The botanist only makes weed and won't grow anything you ask

>Play botanist
>the chef only deepfries things and won't make real food even if you ask

Slimes will be friendly to you if they eat with you in your vision, however if they are hungry and haven't ate with you in their vision they will see you as food. Give them a monkey and run away to the edge of the screen as they suck them, that will make them your friend.

Would it be enough to just stand outside of the cage?

Yeah, use the disposals to throw the monkey into the cage, you can stand in the middle of the room and be seen by every slime cage so you can feed multiple at a time.

ya gotta do both
shit sucks but that's just the way it is

How do I make my virus stronger? They don't last long in my tests and they never seem to get past the first stage.

>mushroom dick

yeah, no thanks.

what the fuck?

mutate them

>kurt will never tickle your cervix with his mushroom dick
Why live?

You don't. Virology needs some attention from the coders.
>Radiating virus samples is a joke, out of 50 rads maybe a single one actually mutates it
>Mutation doesn't change the base stats of a virus
>All viruses have always a progression rate of 10
>It's a pain to store virus strain disks
>Viruses cure themselves way to fast
>Spreading a virus on not high pop doesn't work because of the reason above
>Actually curing a virus is way to easy and you don't even need virology access to do it

HONK DID YOU HONK HONK BACK OLA STRATFORD?

...

DIIIIE PIIIIIGS

I'LL KILL YOU ALL

I'LL KILL YOU ALL

>ya

dont reply to me or my shitposts ever again

So what does the 'Goonecode' in the russian outpost actually do?

Also do the cyber mannequins on the broken ship attack you?

youtu.be/JDvDaWfaZz0
whatchugonedo

You can use it as prayerbait.

Zombie symptom for virology when?

The goonecode was put in before the goon leak when gooncode was a strange and mysterious entity that everyone wanted to see. When it was released everyone discovered it was coded like complete shit so much so it makes goofcode look like top tier work. I think it's worth something if you Decon it in the r&D destructive analyzer.

What about the solarium

a lot of their thilly thecrets are reliant on backend data shit that wasn't released. apparently the solarium was also incomplete and they were rushing to finish it since their regulars were busy trying to discover all the endings the hard way

When you code it™

>tfw can't play SS13 in private

is someone watching you play, user? you shouldn't worry about people watching you

unless you're playing ss13

>playing in public
but what if you roll antag and the guy next to you sees it then he logs in and kills you?

that isnt an issue, the real issue is people seeing your antag shakes

>Play ss13 at a cafe on my laptop
>Guy on a table behind me sees me
>I die in game to a ling
>He posts to the thread "x is a ling and they just killed me"
>I get banned

this happens every week

>not orally pleasuring his thick pulsating cock so he doesn't rat you out

Unrobust.

>see someone playing ss13 at a cafe
>get that person to orally please me so i don't rat the person out
>rat him out anyway

Really unrobust

It's ok until they start asking questions about the game

It's not by choice

>Play ss13 at a cafe on my laptop
>Guy on a table behind me sees me ERPing with avada
>ahelps it
>calls me a faggot

>waifuposting on my laptop in a cafe
>guy on a table behind me sees
>he buys me a drink and we discuss how cute our waifu is

>order a robot to kill everything
>it actually does it the absolute madman

>Play ss13 at a cafe on my laptop
>Start using chem sprayers to lube everywhere
>Guy behind me takes my drink, spills it, and slips me on it, all while yelling "IS IT STILL FUNNY?"

Post your waifu so I can judge you.

i was wondering why the monkey i injected to have awful headaches then spontaniously degrade on a cellular level never actually died or even got particularly hurt after 40 mins

What sort of cargo tech would betray Great Cargonia?

Table him

>shitposting at a cafe on my laptop
>make a shitpost about pretending the guy sat a table behind me also plays ss13 and is watching me
>guy behind me at a table joins in on the shitposting

Hachi :D

BIRB :D :D :D

No D:
BAD D: D: D:

sometimes i see my coworkers doing illegal and wrong shit but i don't tell anybody because i don't feel like ruining their fun

i always rat them out
I take it as an insult if you do antag things in front of me, like I'm supposed to not notice you playing with your PDA and eswords appearing at your feet

I think it depends on the situation and how they're going about it.

>eswords appearing at your feet
they spawn in your hand fucko and if your current hand is full, in the other hand, and if that is full then your feet

your point being?
once saw a guy fiddle with his PDA for 5 minutes at roundstart, when he finally woke up he dropped a standard encryption key
WOW
am I validhunting if I arrest him?

original fan art, no steeling

My point being that the eswords don't appear at your feet unless you are an idiot

cute

a newfag or a hippy/TG validhunter

HOLY SHIT PAIN DID IT

THE MADMAN

HE'S DONE IT

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=18360&sid=bfc7511b04852daee4ded5da955de431#p18360

Back off, kaylie is my waifu.

Me, because it's not cargonia unless it is a nations round, I'm not going to join or support you if you start fortifying cargo and buying guns.

Czekaj no kurwa chwilę, Papa station wróciło do życia?

>sometimes
IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Anyone with even a smidgen of authority just murders vox on sight for any reason, if you're lucky. Otherwise they accuse the vox of random crimes they didn't do and then murder the vox very slowly while screaming "TALK". And somehow vox are autovalid according to the admins and since shitcurity is perma-validhunting, playing vox trader is always a shit show. The only real way to go is to stay on shuttle all day because then you have several ways to defend yourself.

>gooncode was a strange and mysterious entity that everyone wanted to see.

Was this really ever the case? Where did the idea that it was something amazing come from?

Also what is this "goon leak"? It couldn't have been a complete leak, or Veeky Forumsstation wouldn't still have shitty NPC code.

It was a complete leak, however their code is so bad any good parts have to be almost entirely rewritten to work on /VG so it's not worth the effort

Vox are pox.

if you give the birds a fucking inch they will steal EVERYTHING
this is not an outlying case or a bad egg, this is literally all they ever do

From now on I'll be the must shittery of all powergaming birds. Your vault will be gone 30 seconds after the round starts, every time.

Has there ever been a more drama baiting faggot than Curver in the history of Veeky Forumsstation?
It's sad that a goodmin's already been lost because of him and he doesn't look like he's stopping his shit spree any time soon

Only morons who think trader is for greytiding do that shit. I like trading things people need and talking to customers. It always makes me feel good when someone hangs around the tradeshuttle, be it to play the arcade or just talk and such.
But did you ahelp it.

>curver gives zealotron some negative feedback
>shitposting about curver goes from 0 to 100 instantly

Metaclub's new target is curver eh?

Yeah, I was accused of "banbaiting".

>implying there's a club

His shittery is obvious and all the admins are tired of it

>>Spreading a virus on not high pop doesn't work
uhhh

It's funny how this came right after he said something bad about zealotron, just like everybody else the metaclub hates.

"shitty is obvious"
"admins are tired of it"
Curver does nothing, that should label people like Avada

Well then you must have done something wrong.

>race is kept around for the sole purpose of adding racial tension to the game
>literally crying about fursecution when you can just stop playing vox
can't make this shit up LOLE

Curver needs to go back to TG. How do we help?

(You)

do you get enjoyment from the (you)s you get like this

It's about playing trader you mong, and there's nothing wrong with racial tension, but it's a completely other thing to just remove someone form the round at the very start because muh valids XD

dragonbro should never have been deadmined by this faggot the power's gone to his head and now he's actively being toxic and trying to hurt our admins. He should be cut off before his cancer spreads and does more than it has because I KNOW this will be a problem in the futrue

I tried having a comfy stay-at-vox-station round, as trader once.

Me and the traderbro I spawned with were just living it up farming and building and mining and shit when a security borg showed up and pushed our shit in because the main station's chef wanted our garlic seeds.

We had said over comms we'd be happy to sell garlic, but he wanted the seeds and he didn't want to pay for them, so he sent an asimov murderbot.

Sucks to be valid.

I particularly like how the metaclub permavox never get shat on, ever. So clearly it has precisely nothing to do with racial tension anyway. It's objectively pure faggotry.

>tfw cucking asimov borgs out of their nonhuman valids

Curver literally said "I don't want dragonbro to be deadminned"

Blame PAIN.

Fuck off metaclubbers, Curver dindu