Hey Veeky Forums, I'm driving my Toyota and my accelerator is stuck. I'm going 120 mph and approaching the intersection...

Hey Veeky Forums, I'm driving my Toyota and my accelerator is stuck. I'm going 120 mph and approaching the intersection. What do I do?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=03m7fmnhO0I
mobile.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/opinion/11schmidt.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>hit off button
>put in neutral
>throw key fob out the window
>downshift using the semi auto mode and engine brake
>put on eurobeat and do nothing

the big one

I already burned my tires and boiled my brake fluid. I have no brakes. I'm approaching the intersection, guys, what do I do? It's hard for me to text while I'm going so fast!

HELP I AM APPROACHING THE INTERSECTION

THE LIGHT IS RED AND THERE'S A WOMAN WITH A STROLLER CROSSING THE STREET

call 911 and die

shitpost on Veeky Forums

HELP Veeky Forums I AM APPROACHING A SCHOOL ZONE

THE LIGHT IS RED AND ABOUT 30 KIDS ARE CROSSING THE STREET

Do the arab drifting.

it's a saturday

Deploy ebrake for extra hektik angle to catch all 30

IT'S STILL FRIDAY IN MY TIME ZONE

Aim for the nearest cop. If one is not present, aim for the nearest memebarge SUV, there's definitely one of those around. Remember, the more kids inside the more points, every roll is a points multiplier.

its either saturday or sunday m8.

THEY MUST BE GOING TO SUNDAY SCHOOL

Press the clutch pedal all the way in and apply the handbrake slowly

WHAT IS A CLUTCH PEDAL? HERE IN AMERICA WE HAVE TWO PEDALS CALLED THE BRAKE AND ACCELERATOR. DID YOU MEAN THE BRAKE? I ALREADY TRIED PRESSING THE BRAKE.

Try putting the lever into 2 or 1. If that doesn't work try N or P

> there are people living right now that think a stuck accelorator is an actual thing

You haven't driven a car before 2010, have you?

BUT I'M NOT DAGUMI

>not knowing the power of Toyota
youtube.com/watch?v=03m7fmnhO0I

Turn the car off, and brake, you dipshit

Studies conducted on the subject conclude the vehicle operator was extremely confused, and mistaking the gas for brake.

mobile.nytimes.com/2010/03/11/opinion/11schmidt.html

>hit off button
diesel with an oil leak
>put in neutral
auto with broken shift interlock and the car's off
>throw key fob out the window
doesn't do shit
>downshift using the semi auto mode and engine brake
doesn't do shit if your car's dieseling
>put on eurobeat and do nothing
the only correct answer

this is a good thread

You're hacked by the CIA. Nothing to do now but die and make it look like suicide.

Put the clutch in.
Initiate hazard lights.
Wait for speed to reduce.
Drive in a zig zag to increase rolling resistance and reduce speed further.
Move the car off the road and then turn the key to the off position.

You may as well just press brake after cluthing in

>i have never driven a car with mechanical throttle