Is there a better way to tell everyone you're an idiot than buying a corvette?

Is there a better way to tell everyone you're an idiot than buying a corvette?

fpbp

corvette is nice. And yes, there is an idiot stamp

it's called peugeot

Why don't they make a soft top GTR?

Because it's heavy enough as it is.

That was true 10 years ago

Is there a better way to tell someone's a poorfag then when they talk shit about the best cars in a class range and drive a fwd shitbox?

Is there any better way to make someone your prison bitch than sodomising him against his will?

>remove top
>car becomes heavier
what kind of meme is this?

Daddy could you please punish my butt with your sloppy dick?

The roof adds a fuck load of structural rigidity. Take that away and you need to compensate with added material in other places. Plus you need the actual mechanism to raise and lower the roof because people aren't down with buttoning shit to their $100k car.

Chassis strength.

They don't make a 600hp Miata either.

yes. by buying a subaru wrx.

yes

Corvette are the smart man's choice, at least here in the US.

Great performance, Great price, really cheap to insure.

Looks pretty sick too, but it's okay that you don't like them.

posting on an autistic image board honestly

I wouldn't know. I was in a level 5 (maximum security) prison so we were locked down all day. No prison rape fun.

is it really you?

only slightly less if you reply

is there a worse way to make a bait post than right here

Why would you let your vette get covered in ice like that, what the fuck? Put that shit in the damn garage.

Buy a Camaro, the redneck Corvette.

Git gud.

some people actually drive their cars. hell my boss DD's a C6, and a C4 for like 20 years before that.

Leasing a used corvette.

...

Buying a Mustang or torque dip

Yeah there, starting this thread

Spending Corvette money on a 4 cylinder Porsche.

yes.

nerd.

>not DDing your corvette on ice

I wish you'd do a better job. The original squiggles guy did it way better.

(((They))) don't, but the flyin' miata comes pretty close.

LMAO

Based on the last report we were given your ass was on the run.

LOL

btfo, gm won't recover

>incoming fake lap times

Bs. I have more drug charges then you going back to 03. After reading your history and charges is obv they didn't put you in 5. 2 maybe, 3 at the very most.

Also have a firebird faster then your vette with the same spoiler. Fight me, fattie!

Firebirds are cool guys, right?

no

>another thread about corvettes
>no one mentioned the viper

lol

Well I think Firebirds are cool and fast.

>oh it can't drive nuremburg
well neither could Hitler.

Because the Viper is an entirely different sort of car. The Dodge viper is basically a pre-NSX style of super car - it's kind of special and interesting ut a real fucking bitch to actually drive and live with. There are car enthusiasts and then there are masochists - anyone who dailies a Viper falls into the latter category.

Corvette's, on the other hand, are designed and engineered to be something that you can DD comfortably every day.

I thought he was the user from Utah who picked up frostys vette in auction.

Buying a v6 mustang

You can't fpbp your own post nigger

t. gm's marketing team

>frosty

I want to belive