Sports cars don't excite anymore

wow. such edge

Fuck you I ride a motorcycle. You guys are just poor so you've convinced yourselves you like the only things you can afford. I'm poor too but I don't delude myself into thinking ugly cheap things are nice.

esprit isnt THAT expensive.

Because

1. You have no knowledge in car mechanics
2. You don't realize how rare it is to find a clean 90s shitbox with low miles
3. Daddy bought you that motorcycle

>>Sports cars don't excite anymore
>>Luxury cars don't excite me anymore
>>A clean early 90s shitbox is what excites me

Because you can only afford one of these.

>poor so you've convinced yourselves you like the only things you can afford.
>he thinks the price is what makes the car good

kek

1. Yes I do. I'm not an expert or anything but I have a fundamental understanding
2. Yes I do I've been on Craigslist. But so what? What's your point? Of course it's hard to find a commuters car with low miles. Does that automatically make it awesome if you find one? That's like saying it's great to find a freshly laid dog turd compared to an old white one.
3. I don't know my father

your motorcycle prolly sucks

piss off faggot

Of course not. But why is that all these amazingggg shitboxes that are so great happen to be cheap as fuck. There's good cars that cost more but everyone seems to resent them. It's fine if your trying to get the best bang for your buck but don't pretend like the best cars don't cost more.

Its the equivalent to a 90s commuter shitboxes but I don't pretend it's fantastic because it's the only thing I can afford. I recognize and appreciate it for what it is.

>I'm not an expert or anything but I have a fundamental understanding

Oh I'm sure you do.

>Yes I do I've been on Craigslist. But so what? What's your point?

Riced shit isn't considered clean, friendo.

>it's hard to find a commuters car with low miles. Does that automatically make it awesome if you find one?

Yes it does, faggotron. If I were you I'd take 1. back

>That's like saying it's great to find a freshly laid dog turd compared to an old white one.

Early 90s shitboxes are much more reliable than your shitty motorcycle.

>I don't know my father

lol

>Its the equivalent to a 90s commuter shitboxes
>he unironically hates 90s shitboxes because it reminds him of the things he can only afford at that value

kek

>yes it does
No it doesn't
>Early 90s shitboxes are much more reliable than your shitty motorcycle
And far less enjoyable to drive. Plus I don't ride some pigfat Harley I ride a bulletproof motorcycle with a huge community and parts market.
>lol
Rude.
I don't hate them I just get annoyed when homos act like they're the holy grail.

>No it doesn't

Explain.

>And far less enjoyable to drive.

Yeah keep telling yourself that. Shitboxes offer more comfort than your motorcycle and not to mention that its not guaranteed that you'll lose a limb after you crash. Also, no need to dress up like a Tron character to drive a shitbox. Also, shitboxes need less maintenance than your motorcycle

>I ride a bulletproof motorcycle with a huge community and parts market
>This is considered an accomplishment
>Implying you can afford those parts

>bulletproof motorcycle

>check the chain every five hundred miles
>adjust it if it's out of spec
>do an oil change every 5000 miles
>tire pressure
>replace wear parts as needed
>top off brake fluid sometimes
Wow it's so difficult. You really need to be a mechanic before you even consider motorcycles.
>even less maintenance if you have a belt drive or a shaft drive
Kill yourself. There are fewer parts on a bike, and therefore less stuff needs to be maintained. Plus you can put a bike up on a block of wood or a milk crate and work on it literally anywhere.

>explain
I refer you to my original dog turd analogy.
>blah blah comfort
Lol I forgot the part where comfort was the number one factor in the driving experience. Fucking weenie.
>blah blah motorcycles scawwyy
Maybe if you're a femboi trap who drives a Miata.
>implying you can afford these parts
I can because they're cheaper than the parts to upgrade a basic ass shitboxes
Its a figure of speech.

>shitboxes have larger and more powerful engines than your shitty motorcycle
>shitboxes provide better grip and handling
>shitboxes offer better safety and occupant protection
>shitboxes can carry more than one passenger
>shitboxes have space for cargo
>shitboxes can tow trailers / other vehicles
>shitboxes are quieter and smoother
>shitboxes can be safely driven in bad weather
>shitboxes are easier to see at night
>shitboxes offer more amenities like air conditioning, heat, and a radio
>B-BUT ITS CHEAP AND FUN!!!

id say you're the pathetic one for defending a useless vehicle

What the fuck is wrong with you

>Lol I forgot the part where comfort was the number one factor in the driving experience.

Because driving in the winter going 70 MPH is any better, poorfag.

It's a popular opinion in other non-Veeky Forums circles. It just depends on what you're looking for in a car.

>larger and more powerful engines
But not faster on average, and if we cherry pick models, you know I'll just bring out fucking liter bikes that destroy everything and only struggle with hypercars and stupidly fast tuned cars.
But then I could also bring out stupidly fast tuned bikes as well and then we just start throwing money at stuff and bench racing. That argument goes nowhere.
>grip and handling
comparing shitboxes to bikes, this is false. If you were to compare performance cars to bikes, this would be true.
>safety
This is obvious
>cargo
This is obvious, unless you count adventure riders. But even that has limits as you can't fit large stuff on a bike. But there are guys who ride around the world, living from a motorcycle.
>towing
You never do it anyway, and you'd rather buy a pickup truck for that. And you'd also buy one with a v8 as an excuse to own something with a v8. "I use it to toe the trailer I take camping once every summer."
>quieter
Ear plugs.
>smoother
You never buy a motorcycle for creature comforts
>safer in bad weather
Throttle control. Literally git gud.
>easier to see at night
This is a given. You're bigger, and easier to see. But motorcyclists can and should wear reflective vests in low light conditions.
>air conditioning, heat, radio
Motorcyclists can wear long johns, a sweater, a cowl under the helmet, and put mufflers on the handlebars. I commuted on nice days this winter like this with snow on the ground while on two wheels.
>It's cheap and fun!
Yeah. Cheap and fun, easy to work on, motorcycles are totally awesome. To me, a car is simply a tool to use for groceries and poor weather. And that's only if the weather is shitty enough to make me not want to ride.

>shitboxes have larger and more powerful engines than your shitty motorcycle
And worse power to weight ratio
>shitboxes provide better grip and handling
Debatable. The 4 contact patches vs 2 makes a huge difference but a shitboxes doesnt generally come with good suspension and grippy tires
>shitboxes offer better safety and occupant protection
True but irrelevant unless you're a pussy
>shitboxes can carry more than one passenger
So can the bus lel
>shitboxes have space for cargo
You can get panniers and stuff
>shitboxes can tow trailers / other vehicles
Why would you
>shitboxes are quieter and smoother
Idgaf if you don't like my screaming motorcycle drowning out your Katy perry
>shitboxes can be safely driven in bad weather
That's why whenever it rains I see a bunch of crashed cars
>shitboxes are easier to see at night
Wear reflective clothes
>shitboxes offer more amenities like air conditioning, heat, and a radio
Pussy
>B-BUT ITS CHEAP AND FUN!!!
Yeah it is. I can lanesplit and cut a 1 and a half hour commute to 30 mins while I pass all the car cucks. Plus gas is dirt cheap. I bet you drive auto

Well then you're an idiot and poor.

At this point a jaguar should excite you. But nope you're a poor fag.

>So can the bus

My fucking sides.

That mist be the explanation.
Not OP, but I know that feel very well. All the rice left the car aftermarket and is now in the factories.

>3. I don't know my father
dindu spotted

I know this feel, OP.

My dream daily is a 5 speed G20(t) with LSD.

Because popular opinions are always wrong. Democracy is a lie and Trump was just a fluke, an exception.

*wedge

Ye, which is why I went the extra mile just to get a glorified Cressida that looks slightly different with a 1jzgte just because I love the late 80s Early 90s look so much. So many subtle differences that add up that make me go crazy over this car.

>Democracy is a lie and Trump was just a fluke
Democracy is a lie and Trump is proof. The people voted for Hilary.
The retired politicians he bribed who vote in the electoral college were the ones who voted for him.

I like how CTR just has a lie bot for every board.

And I mean I don't like that.

yeah

My grandmother used to have a Chevy Blazer that looked exactly like this picture, and I've always kind of wanted one even though they're some of the most mediocre vehicles on the planet.

I can see it now. SEMA 2018. People are slapping minimalist bodykits on the new Civic R to try and make it look more like the ITR.

De-ricing is already a sort of small submovement. Removing spoilers, smoothing out lines, maintaining an OEM appearance.

>oem appearance

My girlfriend had one of these and it nearly killed her. It was falling apart and the front end started to shake and she decided not to tell me until the next day - I get a call saying

>"hey user the wheel fell off my car"
"what"
>"the wheel fell off. please come get me it's raining"

Is it strange that I've NEVER liked exotic cars like Lambos and Ferrari's and shit? I've ONLY ever liked 80'&90's econosports cars and very rarely 80's muscle cars

Always wondered why everyone and their mother loves exotic sports cars and luxury cars

Before factory rice became the norm, that is.

That's not the truck's fault, it's hers for being retarded. maintenance is a thing for a reason.

who else /teaches women how not to die in car crashes/ here? 30 minutes of my time prevented this from becoming a fatal accident

I know it's not the truck's fault but these don't wear well. This one had 236k miles, broken plastic everything, slipping trans, no A/C, dry rotted tires and brakes that were only working on three wheels for multiple months.

No user!
It has to be modded no exceptions

Actually S10 Blazers can take a shitoad of abuse. My dad has one. Your girlfriend's truck was just abused everyday of those 236k miles.
>female owned
run.

Hers was uncle-now-in-prison-owned, then given to a college student whose source of funds is a narcissist mother who doesn't think that repairing potentially life threatening things on her daughters' car is important because it could cut into the budget she uses to buy $600 lamps. There was a procharger sticker in the engine bay and the A/C was removed so it was probably raced and blown too in its lifetime. Reeked of cigarette smoke too

I have a GMT800 Suburban with 162k miles that is doing quite well and with a transmission rebuild / intake gasket replacement it will probably serve me another 50k miles.

I want my '86 Accord LX-i back damnit.

It'll be interesting to see if someone can de-rice that car without fucking up its aero or engine cooling.

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Where in Ohio is this road. I quite like it.

This is in Tallahassee, FL. They moved here a year or two ago. The wheel fell off a few months ago in December.

Here's the google maps address right where the car is pictured

google.com/maps/@30.581035,-84.2281476,3a,75y,113.9h,72.96t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBAexfZuKQ4AvqRMXSytIJQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

Kill yourself you piece of shit. You degenerate scum misleading me with that plate.

this really made me think. thanks user

I just wanted a nice road here in Ohio ;(. Why do you fucking hurt me user?

>Super into normie-tier muscle cars like Mustangs and Chargers
>The get super into obscure concept-art designs from the 80's/90's you'd find on the back of MAD magazines
>Then find myself enjoying regular old, everyday cars like Fusions and Civics and shit

In that vein
>Super into rape hentai with tentacles and accidental wetting
>Then get super into regular rough/rape porn
>Then get super into...bbc porn
>Finally find myself just interested in amateur porn with two consenting attractive young people

Wew lad. What a wild ride this life has taken me.

>Why do you fucking hurt me user?

You live in Ohio user. This is your own doing.

You don't need to rub it in!

lel, this pic is fucking great

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>When your Corolla had a one night stand with an Impreza

>accidental wetting
>bbc

Why can’t you be into traps like all the normal Anons?

You can’t deny that they look pretty similar.

Once you start to realize that you'll never be able to get that amazing car you dreamed of as a kid your brain starts to cope and makes you start to like shittier and shittier cars.

It's called middle-class realization

Those guys have shit taste, Makoto is the best girl.

what's wrong with living in ohio

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>tfw a virgin S13 excites you more than seeing a Ferrari meetup

Impresa bumpers fit AE 100's??

with some slight work, but yes. The Impreza is wider than the Corolla, so you have to either cut the bumper in half and epoxy it back together after removing ~2 inches from the middle, or use self tapping screws to screw the sides of the bumper into the Corolla fender.

>pussy pussy irrelevant idgaf pussy
It's comforting to know you will die soon and painfully.

It probably would too especially if newer cars continue with bs like electronic brakes

Too bad any car over here older than 5 years is covered entirely in surface rust or worse

There are no good driving roads here.

Its because they had minimal bs tech and gadgets inside.

The best cars are simple cars. No motors to move the seat. No touch screen with shit OS and shit GPS. etc.

BMWs are now mobile computers and its stupid.

>likes tippy wheels

You are a fucking retard. How is no A/C, dry rotted tires and brakes not working properly the truck's fault?
You need to maintain your cars you fucking fuck

I have an 01 Camry and I've been liking it more and more recently.

Holy shit, the last remaining stock S-chassis on the planet.

Some of them are very good cars.

>>Luxury cars don't excite me anymore
They make me vomit sick everywhere, I hate them. Especially if they are four years old then I would shoot them on sight.

This excites me lmao

i know this feel. what really excites me now is thw idea of a 4 cyl sedan/hatch/wagon that i can fold the rear seats down and transport whatever i want. cheap gas, cheap insurance, cheap tires, cheaper to fix, better mpg.
as a bonus, if its old, i can park near the front of the store and not worry about door dings

no shilling but after watching that baby driver trailer with the wrx my disdain for more modern cars have lessened a bit. I kinda see 00's cars in a new light now and I feel a little better about them. i really need to watch f&f

>3. Daddy bought you that motorcycle
Since when do your parents buy you a motorcycle? My father told me if I ever bought one he'd kick me out of the house. Needless to say, I no long live with my parents.

Just shut up and be my gf (male) you coward

I fucking feel you OP, I have a 90 corolla and I fucking love it.

What kind of shitty parent kicks their kid out just for buying a motorcycle??
Bet he thinks you'll join a gang and become an addict too, damn whopper snappers.

not the guy you were arguing with, but my Dad would've been thrilled if I wanted a motorcycle for my first vehicle and would probably have bought me some cheap cruiser.

>Is it strange that I've NEVER liked exotic cars like Lambos and Ferrari's and shit?

This is because you've never been able to afford them, and you're at least 99% sure that you never will.

The 90's was when technology was implemented to improve cars, but before the technology started making them shitty (abs, too many airbags, etc.)

>abs
>shitty

What's wrong with having shorter stopping distances you fucking aspie?

the brakes feel spongy. Besides, I'm not a fucking retard monkey that slams in the brakes when I'm scared, I actually think when I drive.

ABS doesn't make the brakes feel spongy. And ABS started being applied to cars in the 1980's. The first car with anti-lock brakes was an early 1970's Cadillac (it only worked on the rear wheels).