/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

pls no archive edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=249580028&token=gmeTmpBT
youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1ofyT-5ig
youtube.com/watch?v=x2oK_umJRs4
twitter.com/NRG_ptr/status/831468346990227457
youtube.com/watch?v=exfKk51dRxg
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>over half my hours are afk/idle
Well well well look whos got an excuse for their skill level now

Frankly the only reason I care about my rank anymore is because of the number of hours I have and I'd be too embarrassed if I were anything lower than mg or something. I wish I could just take it easy at lower ranks and have fun games while drinking, but it'd be too embarrassing when people would see my hours.

get an alt then nigga

Pizzagate.

did someone spam the board or the general literally just dead

(reminder)
m0e is our guy
(end reminder)

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this desu

have unwanted 3 cent skins? send to me! they are hard to sell and its great to help a poorfag out once in a while. here is steam trade link desu
steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=249580028&token=gmeTmpBT

It's incredible how poor some poorfags can be. Get a job, bro.

how are brand new cheaters so bad? i play a lot of arms race, and it's pretty easy to see when someone on a brand new account just bought a cheat and you still shit all over them. same with casual. why even cheap when you're so bad you still lose. i'm mg, i shouldn't be able to destroy someone who can see where i am at all times.

someone please post the BRING HIM SKINES one i think i lost it.

This.

>tfw people add me because of my inventory
>thought they wanted a mm boost or something
>nope, just thinly disguised skin begging, usually starting off by asking for a comp game, then a $30 skin, since I have so many
>I tell them flat out nope
>"haha wouldn't it be sweet if I got some skins like yours haha"
>Asks for tips on trade-ups, give them to him, figure out he's a twelvie, talks about how he doesn't have a job like me
>A week later asks for skins again
>Nope
>"C'mon man! Just a 70c skin, that's nothing in your inventory!"
>Le block and unfriend reddo

Fucking cunts.

waiting for the eye doctor so im gonna post some memes hope you like them dudes :)

I never played on pc until just a few years ago so I didn't play through the 1.6 and source days

Did source add anything at all? Seems like GO is what source should have been.

source made it modernish so it was easier for people to get into and it got a lot of mods and shit. i'd say it had the most community content not counting skins.

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I don't even have expensive skins. I just find it beyond pathetic to beg for skins. If you want 3 cent or 50 euro skins and can't afford it, you could neck yourself as well.

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CEVO is so trash that an admin literally had a cheater on his team, and didn't bat an eye.

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Cro is kinda buff, I thought he was just fat.

ok doctor is back see u all later :3

Are you sure?
I've heard modding 1.6 is miles easier, but then that's no more than ''having heard''.
Though the lower graphical standard must have made mapping and weapon modding less difficult, no?

Source was literally pointless, what it added was the descruction of the best 1.6 mods.

it gave us the current versions of maps like Nuke and Inferno and made Valve realize that balance is important, lest the next game fall victim to people only ever buying M4A1/AK47 + Deagle

gonna add onto this by saying it did actually try to add new maps, but Port and Compound are fucking atrocities so it really didn't

it also made cs_office funner with all the breakable shit

>it gave us the current versions of maps like Nuke and Inferno

Literally wrong, stopped reading after that retarded opinion.

it had good surf maps tho

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but user, CS 1.6 Inferno is an atrocity and 1.6 Nuke has a largely different B site in regards to Secret

old Nuke was basically a Half-Life level, not a Counter-Strike level

hello reddo

Old nuke was weird

I'd wish the new one had both tunnels honestly, secret was obvious a needed change for the terrorists, but I liked the old tunnel for the cts as well

1.6 inferno was great you fucking source babby cunt nigger

>playing with friend who is silver 4
>game is harder than my mg games

really got my noggin joggin

Because they just do crazy ridiculous stuff and don't hold any usual angles or flash/smoke. Playing a silver game is literally like playing Call of Duty.

Nice reply retard.

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no it was because of anime cheaters with blatant walls

nice guess though

Silvers are so bad they become very unpredictable
Plus there's smurfs so you don't know whether the player you're facing is a silver or not which makes it even more unpredictable

Maybe it's nostalgia cause I literally only surfed in Source so I was also kinda disappointed when I started playing GO last year. Source def had better surf maps.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1ofyT-5ig
lmao no one has shit to say about subroza in a positive way what a faggot

who's the cute girl?

youtube.com/watch?v=x2oK_umJRs4

which one of you was this?

>girl

>tfw asthma attack and can't sleep

>[not enough to kill someone] in [a lot of hits]
stop buying armor in pistol rounds ree

Cro picked up a lot of prostitutes and showed them off on stream and twitter.


That whore could be a ladyboy for all we know though... very likely considering all the fucked up shit Cro did on stream

good shit

>Change my hdd since i realized it was about to die
>suddenly i start clicking on heads properly

wew lad i was playing on linux but i dont think that the OS change was making that difference

This. I can't use any of my gamesense because those retards run away from a clear site and camp spawn.

stop shooting feet fagg

why are there so many nigger hackers
its unbelievable
playing for a week and I got a 70% hackerrate
fuck valve

What is the most likely rank I will end up with after I have my 10 game wins?

Is it normal to play games along na'vi players? I played with pasha and faze one match.

Does mouse and mouse pad really matters that much? I am playing with 5eu mouse and no mousepad and do fairly well in public servers and not that shabby in comp.

Silver 2-3

Can someone type !playlist on steel's stream..? i'll erp ..

>watching reddisteel's stream

So /csgo/ did you DM for 30 mins today?

idk what he was listening to when you posted but hes been playing Rage Against the Machine.

>only 30m
this is why ur shit

>dming at all

post em
>tfw shit

new record lads

>changing your OS just for easy hacks

one week without playing: i have lowered by map pool from inferno, dust, and train to just dust, but i still drop 30s on it

So I just remembered cso2 is a thing and it made me wonder

It runs on source, right? Why aren't any of its maps available for css or csgo

I can't find them, anyway

Context of tweet?

>2017
>not running a "cheating demo review" channel on YouTube where you over analyze high level play and call cheats on everything despite being a silver at best

>tfw all your favourite dm servers are always full and you are too greedy to buy a reserved slot

lurppis playing at asus rog

i want dazed to stream

idiot

happy valentine's day csgog

>not goofing around in valve DM/cashul

am i gonna have to give you the goofballs?

y-you too

Ended up with guardian 2

why do you call me idiot?

>hard carry my team
>topfragging
>dropping weapons
>be nice and polite
>make ONE (1) stupid mistake and don't clutch 1v2
>"OMG NOOB FUCK YOU UINISTALL LET'S KICK HIM"

Jesus

honestly, i've been playing a good amount of prime, and this doesn't happen anymore are you maybe european (lower quality of human) or playing non-prime?

twitter.com/NRG_ptr/status/831468346990227457
>marke gonna get deported
>daps going back to his bf mixwell
>ptr dead
rip NRG

You should be using the command that loads everything into ram

who will be my anime valentine.. ;_;

Reminder that n8 is gr8

youtube.com/watch?v=exfKk51dRxg

Any community that gets attention by pretending to be gay will eventually be flooded by actual gays who mistakenly believe they are in good company.

>it's a reddit is defending marke cheating in rank s again episode

>implying nate is pretending

>tfw no anime gf

>furfag
>faggot
this is what happens when regulars have fun, a faggot comes in and thinks he's accepted.