/hsg/ - Hearthstone Cucks General

two
months

to reduce a minions health by one
and increase a card's cost by one

and
they
DIDNT
TEST
IT

Chucklefucks who think that these balance changes aren't enough, what would you change? other than jade

Reminder that patches can now kill STB.

I want to fuck her smug face so much.

I don't even like the concept of face fucking, but she does trigger that instinct on me.

Draconid Overpowered.

HAHAHAHA YOU GOT KEKED AGAIN /HSG/

Swipe Aoe is also huge

I have not been in these threads for a couple of weeks, what has happened??

>crafted patches
>team 5 retards are going to nerf only stb
>I wont get enough dust even to cover patches
fucking sad

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Remove the Jade mechanic from the game
Make Dr OP 5/5
Kazakus revive now 0/1/2, health increase now +1/+3/+5

Kazakus sheepify is annoys me most and kills N'Zoth decks.

drakonid operative either a 3/5, or discover a class card

jade idol removed from the game

shaman removed from the game until the next rotation

Did you expect T5 to actually nerf a new legendary? Are you new?

and im permanently switching to gwent

I feel like the biggest problem with kazakus is that coupling it with brann allows for so much bullshit to be pulled off.

wow

hahaha so whacky :) this is what makes hearthstone so great!

>Buy Karazhan wing with Spirit Claws last week
>Spirit Claws gets nerfed
>Craft Southsea Captain yesterday for Pirate decks
>STB gets nerfed

What do you guys want me to buy/craft next? It will get nerfed for sure.

lol, do this one next

i just realized they nerfed stb like that because people laughed at the blizz employee that said he teched elven archer to kill pirates

I crafted Patches and now he's not viable at all

1600 dust gone REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck. FUCK.

WHAT DO I PLAY NOW

Spirit Claws is still amazing

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not it fucking sucks and might never see play again

>Craft Patches in the first month
>Get carried to rank 5 instead of your usual shieldbearer rank by pirate warrior
>Get 3 gold epics (1200 dust)
Seems like a good deal to me.

First off, these nerfs were based on PREDICTIONS; not on testing of any kind.

I repeat, Team 5 admited that they "predicted" what results would come from nerfing certain cards INSTEAD of testing the nerfs. Pic related.
What the fuck they do all day if they can't even playtest nerfs?

But since we got them anyway, Buccaneer and Patches now get killed by:

>Mage, Druid and Rogue pings
>Arcane exploson
>Maelstrom portal
>Ravaging Ghoul
>Cruel Taskmaster
>Elven Archer and her Murloc clone
>Spirit Claws
>Patches

Im probably forgetting some other ping cards.
Is that good enough to discorage you from using the pirate engine?
Is this good enough to kill pure pirate warrior?

>1600 dust for 3 months of use
pretty good

>Post yfw you realize /hsg/ will complain about l i t e r a l l y anything and everything

Nope, they are shit.
Even without the buff, at 1 mana you get the right value. With the buff it's just insane.
Now without the buff it's beyond shit, with it it's a Win Axe with 1 more durability as long as you have a spell power minion, which most likely won't happen for 3 turns so it's not good.

STB will never see play again you retard

But how can you test something if you have meetings and coffee breaks all the time?

it's funny as fuck though
>no they wont nerf patches they'll nerf stb to avoid a dust refund
>they do
LMAO

>standardbabs complain for months to get a nerf and then complain when the nerf happens
When will they learn

Nigga unless they set up a PTR they can't predict how the meta will shift

No amount of playtesting internally (which they did) will tell them that

no spirit claws is unplayable shit now

noone is going to run a 2 mana 1/3 weapon that only activates 25% of the time when spending 2 mana more

this

Pirate Warrior might stick around as a bottom tier 2 or top tier 3 deck, but that's about it

I wouldn't complain if you posted your feminin dick and smooth boipussy.
Faggot.

>which they did
[citation needed]

Shit thread

So when is this patch coming, I'm sitting at rank 5 0 stars

report this

Real Thread

kiked again

take the wild pill

Patches doesn't have a thing wrong with him though. The problem was STB's oppressive state on the board and spiky statline. At 1HP he can easily get pinged away and makes the matchup between Shaman and Mage all the more lopsided in the Mage's favor.

You can't really be this dumb can you?

I wish this Team 5 does nothing meme would finally die.

Fuck I'm probably gonna get memed on with some >shill bullshit. I hate /hsg/.

still better than reddit

Anyone with a brain could tell that they weren't going to nerf Patches. He's very strong, but he's wasn't op like STB.

Atleast the Ranked change is good

this

>Nigga unless they set up a PTR

>Millonarie company with almost a monopoly over certain types of games can't afford to set up a PTR and make some non-retarded niggas to play all day and eat doritos, then speak about it with the team

>Patches
>STB
>Spirit Claws

all these cards are absolute shit now and will never, ever see play again

>Thinking they don't have a PTR because they are incapable of having one

>nerfed the cheap aggro decks that require only one legendary
>highlander decks that require a fuckton of legendaries and epics will rule the meta
>yet those decks will be completly useless once reno rotates
>no legendaries from MSoG will be usefull next rotation

Does blizzard design their sets to be short term investments only? Should i finally go wild?

>come home from work
>STB was nerfed exactly how I predicted
>They even got Spirit Claws why they were at it
>for some reason you d00ds are freaking out despite shit being cash

I don't understand /hsg/ sometimes. Still love you lots.

Calling again for interest in an EU tourney, otherwise I'll do another NA one. Have a cute girl to get your attention.

Guys I unlocked a secret mode, its called credits and it even gives the name of each individual playtester!

Consider the following:

Pirate Warrior is still strong.

>all these reddit fags complaining that mid range shaman will still be tier 1 or tier 2

JUST LET ME AND MORGL HAVE THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

People that hate the nerfs are just edgy shieldbearers that want to be like Daddy Yanyuk™©®

Literal shieldbearers.

kek no, it's dead to rights

tier 2 at absolute best

However strong Midrange Shammy is will entirely determine on the presence of Jade Druid, which will be used to counteract the rising Reno Mage population.

Fucking Shieldbearers, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

It won't vanish completely from the meta, but it's definitely not a tier 1 deck anymore

Pirate Warrior is shit now

>>for some reason you d00ds are freaking out despite shit being cash
It's because we already know the shit meta that's ahead if pirates die out

zoo might be able to come back since there will be fewer pirate warriors/aggro shaman

>However strong Midrange Shammy is will entirely determine on the presence of Jade Druid, which will be used to counteract the rising Reno Mage population.

It's gonna be so sweet to see Jade Druid rise up and absolutely cuck the everloving shit out of Reno fags who begged and whined for the nerfs that are going to indirectly fuck them right in the ass

Man, aggressive hunter decks will still be able to beat jade. Its just that pirate aggro decks (i.e not hunter) won't be more optimal for doing it anymore

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>Control faggots faces when

The big question, however, is if these nerfs are enough to slow down the Pirates enough that a Face/Hybrid Hunter deck can come into the meta and beat up the Jade Druids?

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Midrange shaman was the original reason of zoo's decline in the meta and in all likelihood, mid jade shaman is going to be the best deck post-nerfs.

The nerf to spirit claws will hurt its matchup vs. zoo, but I don't think it's enough for zoo to mount a comeback, unless jade druid starts ruling the meta maybe.

Do I have to dust Patches and all my pirates now?

>nerfs will fuck renotards much harder than aggro
AHAHAHAH I am laughing my ass all the way to the bank renocucks, this nerfs basically killed aggro and changed my druid matchup into pure 50-50 while vs renomongoloid match up is still 90-10 in my favour.

AHAHAH renocucks, you think your life will be easier with this nerfs, get fucked renoniggers, jade druid will reign supreme now,

>Forgetting about midrange jade shaman

kek cuck

these changes are like a bandaid onto a festering, necrotized extremity

Cunnyverse

we just went from pirates vs reno to jade vs midrange shaman

these changes help druid the most by a long ass shot

i guess not having druid have at least 1 T1 deck for more than a month was just too much for t5 to handle

Has this game ever been fun? Will it ever be fun again?

play wild

I don't have wild cards.

I can't tell if you're being satirical

that is not funny enough, do it like this

So when's the patch?

YES AND YES.

end of february

Yeah, thought so. As i'm a "new" player i don't have much GvG cards. What deck should i craft to not want to kill myself?

I've been saying Blizzard will fuck everything up with the nerf and I was correct.
It was pretty obvious that the only thing that's keeping the retarded power level of Jades in check is the fact that aggro is too fast.

Jade Druids were even fucking their own decks up by trying to tech against aggro. Without the need for that, they can just play a midrange version that's good against other midrange while also auto winning against control.