Veeky Forums's driving fuck ups

What were your most severe fuck ups when driving and any close calls you had?
>going on the highway
>approaching a red light on the way there
>shutting off my navigation
>realize I'm rapidly approaching the rear bumper of the car infront of me thinking this is the time where I finally get myself into an accident
>car infront of me inches away from me, realizing what is going on just in time

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>going home from class
>the way i normally take is blocked off by three cop cars that pulled over a beaner truck
>they have them sitting out on the sidewalk
>get in other lane to get on freeway
>look over to see if lane is really blocked
>light turns yellow and suv infront of me slams on brakes
>i SLAM on breaks going 40 mph
>tires start skidding
>start sweating bullets
>some how manage to not hit the suv
>make sure not to make eye contact with the cops
>drive away like nothing happened

>Driving from school to work at around 6pm
>be a bit sleepy
>wake up from raod noise when i m going around 50 mph straight into an off ramp guardrail
> manage miss the guardrail and stop on the off ramp

Front Bumper just touching the rail

3 week later
>Going home after work around 1 pm
>be sleepy
>wake up in hospital with both legs broken

I ran straight into a tree

I never had any fuck ups because I pay attention to what i'm fucking doing. My only fuckup I had was very minor and that was failing to yield.

>approaching a stop sign
>no cop, no stop
>start passing stop sign
>there's a crown vic behind me
>at the last second see the sirens ontop of the hood
>shit bricks and prepare for the cop to turn his sirens on
>nothing happens

>getting sleepy
>go into low consciousness
>hit pothole because lol shittycity
>there goes my wheel

>taking my friend on the tow gey for the first time
>hes recording me driving
>i gotta impress him now
>channel my inner takumi
>going 80kmh+ on road made to go 40kmh
>power slide beautifully through 2 hairpins in a row
>full of confidence and adrenaline
>coming up on 3rd hairpin
>oh shit
>understeer right into a ditch filled with large rocks
>front left wheel = destroyed
>engine = destroyed
>passenger = scared for his life

took acid the next day and had a heart to heart with my other car enthusiast friend about how retarded we are.

Stop driving you piece of shit.

>stall

>try to drift in pigfat crown vic
>road rated for 15 mph I'm going 30
>snap sharp left and ride the guardrail

Only time I ever had an accident.
>be me around 17 or 18, can't remember
>slowing down at a stop sign
>sneeze
>foot slipped off brake
>still clutched in
>tap cab driver in front of me
>we get out to look
>my bumper is white, his bumper is black
>no black on my bumper, no white on his bumper
>tell him I sneezed
>my face when he gives me a deadpan stare for over 5 seconds
>he grins and just says to drive a little safer

>my face when I say "my face when" and forget the image depicting my face when

>make a stupid driving mistake
>go on Veeky Forums hoping there's somewhere I can vent my stupid mistake
>this is the first thread I see

God bless you, OP.

>driving home at night on the freeway
>put on my left turn signal as I'm lane changing to the left, check my blind spot and see a reflection of a truck in my blind spot
>think its weird, but it's just a reflection, not an actual car
>4-5 feet into my lane change I realize it's not a reflection at all and is an actual truck
>swerve back into my lane

It's weird. I wasn't tired or anything and although I wasn't completely "zoned in" I was far from distracted. I must have scared the heck out of the other driver.

not me but i was in the passenger seat
>nan driving
>approaching stop sign at rapid speed
>she doesnt even attempt to slow down
>straight thru the intersection
>4wd almost tbones us
>she leans out the window yelling and screaming
>lays on the horn
>nan you just went through a stop sign
>NO I DIDNT
last time i ever let her drive with me in the car

>learning to drive stickshift
>old 90s civic
>entering the school parking lot
Its a big ass ramp to get into
>just non stop stalling
>mfw i look at the rearview mirror and see just a pile cars behind me

>Spend 8 hours changing timing belt with 2 scissor jacks on a sloped driveway. My first major repair, had no idea what I was doing.
>"Weld" seat rail adapter brackets poorly with my dads flux welder that I don't know how to use. 90% certain they would have broken in a wreck.
>Install power wire for amp, put fuse in trunk, wire melts through on something hot like 3 years later and shorts out. Almost burned down my car that day.
>Drove around on bald tires included with a cheap set of craigslist wheels. Almost hydroplaned into a ditch at 80mph, almost slid off the road taking a hairpin turn too fast.
>Unbolting an AC line from a pressurized system. O-ring blew apart, all the refrigerant sprayed out.

Panther friends.
>driving pigfat grand marquis around the backroads
>windows down and music blaring
>get to the final turn coming back, a simple little left hand onto my road and then a few hundred feet to my driveway
>have made the turn tons of times with no hassle despite everyone saying crown vics love breaking free on dirt and gravel
>make left turn at 30ish
>marquis decides this is the time to break the ass end free and go full dagumi
>suddenly pickup truck coming at me from the other direction out of nowhere, nobody is ever on the road at this hour and the treeline is far enough back I should have seen him from way down the road
>promptly shit pants
>countersteer and manage to straighten out 18 feet of fucking boat on a 1.5 lane country road before I get broadsided by Billy Joe in his Dodge
>crawl by at 10mph
>can only see the baseball cap on the driver's head as he stares at me, probably memorizing the car to tell his buddies because no one drives anything like it around here, cloud of dirt behind me looks like a Subaru meet
>wave at him, drive the 500ft home, park car, don't leave house for three days

>drive home after 1 or 2 more drinks than my skinny ass can handle
>swipe a parked car
>knock my mirror off
>drive off
Don't be a fucking idiot like me

I can't understate how lucky I was

>get license
>One month later get a new job
>Job is a half hour drive away in the next town over
>Work till 1-2 am sometimes
>driving back home after my second or third shift
>Super tired and not used to driving
>Red light
>Notice red light
>don't react to it in any way at all
>Just drive right through
Good thing there's no cars driving in my town after midnight

>in far right lane of highway
>possible victim in far left lane
>truck in between
>both of us pass truck and change lanes into center
>1 foot between bumpers at most

>test driving zzw30 with race mods the seller had made
>we took it down the local tougay
>there's a sharp corner after a bridge that my car can take AT MAX at 60kph with tire squeal
>approach it at 80, too charmed by the car to notice the speed
>realize there's no time to break
>owner next to me grabs door handle but remains calm and quiet
>keep throttle down, steer through the corner at 80kph
>no tyre squeal despite being on skinny as fuck wheels with studded tyres on it. Just tiny bit of understeer
>seller mentions handling after that corner
Could've ended real bad had I not known to keep throttle down

that's kino tier

>recently gotten my license
>going through a small town, haven't been there before, don't know where to turn
>through a roundabout, father tells me the exit last second
>miss the exit, autism kicks in, I brake and go through the entry of the way I was suppose to go
>father finally realizes that I am indeed, retarded
There were zero cars and people around, so I only destroyed any semblance of trust in my own abilities that I had left then

>no video

come on

For anyone reading this who are going to/are learning to drive stick shift, the easiest way to save the situation is to fucking floor it. Rev it to like 3-4k. Better to skid the tires than to keep stalling.

cool story bro

I had something like this happen to me once sort of

>Driving
>light coming up
>its red
>Not tired or anything, just sort of zone out
>not slowing down at all
>guy in adjacent lane notices and honks
>I snap out of it and lay on the brakes, barely stopping in time
>give him an embarrassed wave

Thanks guy

Don't feel bad user, I still almost do that now and then
Why is there even a grass patch between the exit and entry

Webm related. No excuse for that fucktardedness. Was sleepy and on autopilot. Almost no one makes that left turn. Cracked my bumper cover, blew out the side clips, slightly bent my fenders and raised my hood. Asian lady's Camry had a 1" long scratch from my front license plate.

Had more severe shit happen, but that was by far the worst.

>movie is called Asian lady's Camry
>it's actually a Honda Accord

Learn to drive you god damn retard.
You're a worse driver than the average woman.

dumb frogposter

Not driving, but it is car related

>fixing up old Gen 2 Ram 1500
>Dashboard is cracked to shit, the plastic they used is trash
>need to remove entire dash
>need to lower entire front console to get at the screws in the dashboard
>need to remove parking brake release to get at dashboard bolts
>need to drop steering wheel which has the shifter on it in order to lower console further


>moved dad's suburban down the driveway so i could get under truck
>driveway is a slant
>truck isn't blocked off
>laying on my back, legs out the door underneath the steering wheel unbolting the steering shaft
>car starts to roll
>WTF.JPG
>jump out, not thinking
>should've pushed brake but was too freaked out to think
>open drivers-side door of red truck hits white suburban
>bends back
>scratches along the entire length of suburban
>red marks everywhere
>small dents
>truck door is fucking destroyed
>suburban side view mirror is broken
>truck door hinges are destroyed
>truck is sitting in street
>freaking out
>family comes home from church
>dad freaks out


We eventually found another door at the scrapyard and installed it, and the truck is driveable again, the red scratches came out with some rubbing compound.

Now the red truck has a green door...

>highway
>red light

I fucking hate britain and british drivers

>one month after getting license
>taking left turn at a light
>light turns green
>funeral procession passing through red light
>turn into the middle of the fucking procession
>stuck there for about a mile
>get up to another red light down the road
>first half of procession goes through, I stop
>split funeral procession in half

Good.
We hate you to.

Worst fuckup would be my first accident

>driving on backroad in an area I'm not familiar with
>just after sunset
>doing around 30-35mph
>small van about 10-15 meters ahead of me
>van starts braking
>I realized a moment too late that he's slowing down to a near stop and not just losing some speed
>brake a bit too hard
>fronts lock up thanks to dirt on the road
>get off brakes and steer hard left to avoid
>front right panel slams into his rear left right

There was a speedbump there, the accident was completely my fault and I apologized to the dude, but he was an alright guy and let it go.

Panel was bent in and paint got scraped heavily, his rear bumper had my paint on it, but other than that no real damage.

>drive safely and use turn signals
>get rear ended by one of you tards

>be me enjoying 1997 shitbox
>drive on busy 70 kmh road with lots of lanes going to different highways
>drive in lane which is always flowing smoothly (ALWAYS, I've lived here for over 14 years now)
>mad cunt 2 cars in front of me suddenly decides to change to a lane with red light ahead
>idiot can't finish merge completely of course
>crossover in front of me slams brakes
>slam my shitbox's ABS-less brakes
>shitty drums on the rear wheels are always glad to help
>SSSGGGGGGGGGGTTT
>stop JUST in time

You know you braked hard when you make a skid on a dry road

m8, that's why I said it was the worst accident I've been in and only car to car contact I've had in 10 years of driving. Shit was embarrassing.

>Way back in high school
>Decide to go ripping around on the winding road on the west side of town
>Two friends in car with me
>Speed limit: 40 mph
>My speed: 80 goddamn mph
>Friends encouraging me to try to get up to 88 in order to activate the flux capacitor
>Pushing for 88 as I come out of a blind curve
>UPS truck pulls out of a warehouse parking lot around the curve
>Slam on brakes, jerk wheel left
>Somehow go through gap in median and into the oncoming lanes
Praise jeebus there wasn't anyone coming from the other direction.

I've done this.

Did dumb mistakes in my first year of driving, none led to accidents
>turning left, didn't yield to car driving forward, they dodged me thankfully
>in winter went through yellows and new reds, because 14 year old winter tires and no confidence I will stop before crosswalk/intersection. New tires now.
>backed into parents' van door, they fixed it by claiming they fucked up with their another car (I still feel bad and idiotic for it)

I think I've learned from my mistakes in the two following years.

>be 17
>have 95 Camaro with a 6speed and big V8
>driving in the rain
>decide to drop down to 4th and see if I can spin the tires at 60mph
>ayy lmao it works
>driving down another road with a slight S curve in it
>in my infinite wisdom I decide it is a good idea to try and break the tires loose again
>do a 360 in the middle of the road due to curve
>end up on the side in the dirt
>people in cars looking at my retarded ass
>take a second to stop shitting bricks and drive off

Didn't damage the car at all but I learned a valuable lesson when driving high HP cars in the rain with no traction control

It was really foggy and I was tired one night. I made a left and blatantly cut off what turned out to be a cop going straight.
He let me go, though. Damn I love being white.

Good, funeral processions are fucking retarded.

Some of the older highways in NJ have lights as well, I assume in the rest of the US too.

Fuck up wasn't mine but:

>young blonde chick in Challenger going 60 in the left lane in a 70
>pass on right because fuck dumbass drivers dawdling in the left lane, no time to sit behind them
>when I get right beside her she starts changing lanes into me without even looking outside her passenger window at the car that is right in line with hers
>lay on horn, give WTF look at her, drift away to the right a little
>she snaps back into her lane
>thankfully she didn't overcorrect and fishtail into me
>drop a gear and disappear, I don't like hanging out near drivers that have proven themselves retarded

The no visibility meme is real, how else do you not see a pigfat family wagon right next to you?

>driving at night without glasses
>mistake green turn arrow for green light
>almost hit turning black car that didn't have its headlights on


Never drive without glasses kids

should have ripped a fukken hektik
also 70kmh is just 43.5 mph

this

some dick put me in a bad spot on purpose, and fucked up for willing to create a close call because of it

>be driving to work, fast as fuck
>hit four lane road, with a divider, speed increases and I'm already exceeding it
>see tow truck in #1 lane closer to me, see semi in #2 lane
>plan to slalom around the tow truck and then semi
>accelerate and notice the distance between tow truck and semi is closing
>keep accelerating and coming up fast
>hit the moment where I had to decide if I was going to say "fuck it" and go for it, or brake and puss out
>"fuck it" and go for it
>couldn't have been more than inches of clearance
>drive off like a hero
>tow truck starts pacing with the semi

I'm sure the tow truck driver accelerated when he saw me so he could teach me and my fancy german car a lesson not to speed and pass people on the right, but fuck that guy and his passive aggressive shit. He should have been in the driving lane and let me pass him on the left.

>be idiot 20-something
>just bought used 98 EJ civic
>car literally has 3 different brand of tires, one being an obscure czech brand at different levels of wearing
>flooring it on the touge on the other side of the hill which I didn't drive that often
>approaching downhill s-turn too fast, fuck
>spin a 180 before coming to a stop
>literally 2 feet from cliff
Good thing no one was coming from the other direction

>splittan 1-2 at about 65 with traffic at about 50 on muh baiku
>red mazda changing from 1 to 2 right ahead
>hmm...brake or swerve
>user uses swerve to right side of 2
>it's almost effective!
>clip right front quarter of mazda
>tankslapper while splitting lanes during rush hour
>ride it out
>pull over
>bent shift linkage
>broken foot
>mfw

>Never drive without glasses kids
tfw -4.5d/-6.0s with astigmatism
yeah, no kidding

>pull into parking spot really fast
>hit the car on the right side of the parking spot
>completely smash this girls brake light and put big dent under
>just a deep gash on my bumper and nothing else
>there is a guy in the car to the left
>feign frustration
>dig into my glove box and start pretending to write shit down
>pretend to make phone calls
>he finally leaves
>go park on the other side of the parking lot

>coming out of a parking lot
>trying to make a left turn
>cars keep coming and coming
>"don't they ever stop"?
>here's my oppo-
>car fucking BEAMS right by me
>infront of another car while trying to turn left
>this is when I realize this is a one way street

>I fucking hate britain and british drivers
>"mph"

>age 18, got a used Accord bebi
>did motocross when i was a kid, figure that learning manual on this cant be that hard
>rearview mirror is really fucking dirty and keeps on shining the sun into my eyes, duct tape it like a dumbass
>head to the parking lot near my old school since i know when it's occupied and when not
>drive around to make sure that the clutcherino works, seems pretty good! all i gotta do is go home and clean the mirror
>pulling out of the lot, check both ways cos im a good boy
>get triggered by a cunt speeding with a V8 with superfuckingloud music coming in from the way im not looking and let off the clutch while mashing the throttle
>car rolls forwards and stalls while going at 20 KPM, also, did i mention that there is a river by the side of the road?
>dont brake until i get into the really fucking wet mud, steering doesnt do anything either
>roll into river through gap between concrete guards
>roll into the river, car goes 90 degrees before flipping onto the roof, second impact slams my head against the dashboard and knocks me out
>wake up to find giant fucking glass dagger poking out of my mirror aimed right at where my gut was when i hit the riverbed
>tap it with my finger, it falls out
>run home, get my tools and take as much shit out of the car as possible before calling my brother to get his pickup truck so i can bring the salvageable parts home

i sold the parts and bought another cheap car the following year. also started praying to jesus and now i have become a not-fucking idiot while operating cars

British cars use imperial units

>November I think
>Snowing for the first time of the year
>About 2 inches of snow on the ground, plows came by a few minutes before
>Driving my friend home at about 10pm because he had to go to Boston the next day
>One SUV in front of me, 10 second gap roughly
>Going 30 in a 45 zone so I slow down to 30 as well
>Approaching intersection on a slight slope, perpendicular road is a one way road onto a highway ramp, the road I'm on has a right turn only lane for that road
>Yellow light
>SUV guy slams on brakes and barely stops before the light
>I begin to slow down
>Realize immediately my brakes aren't working
>Pump brakes, nothing's working
>Sliding down a slight hill, not slowing down at all
>Red light
>"Oh no" I say
>"What?" My friend says, immediately realizes what's happening after that
>2 options, slam into SUV or risk going into the right turn only lane and slide through the intersection
>Realize I can still steer the car
>Give a bit of gas and turn into right turn lane
>Pump the brakes
>Going maybe 25 now, 30 feet from SUV
>Heart is beating so fucking fast as intersection gets closer
>Entering intersection, look over
>No cars coming
>Immediately calm down
>Road levels out, brakes begin to work again
>Steer the car so I don't hit the curb
>Stop car, put on hazard lights, sit there for a minute as me and my friend take deep breaths

That was fun

Should also mention my horn didn't work so I couldn't let SUV guy know I couldn't stop

>driving FWD car
>going through neighborhood at 50-60 mph
>friend in passenger seat is recording
>come up to roundabout
>don't slow down
>turn into roundabout perfectly
>go to turn left to keep going forward
>SCREEECH
>understeer front right tire into curb
>everything on right side is completely fucked
>$500 to repair because mechanic was a family friend and went lengths to help lower cost

At least the frame was okay, thought my shitbox was totalled

>what is flashing your high beams

Why didn't you downshift to use engine braking?

i did this last year but i ended up tboning some uptight zimbabwean business dude in an old camry or something similar.
>hit him right behind his rear wheel going about 35 leaving only a softball sized dent somehow
>spin the fucker 3 times in the intersection
>he leaves car there in the middle of the intersection and comes over to me
>im already on the phone with the cops and they are otw
>tell him this and i think he thought i was bullshitting him? idk accent was too thick to understand his retarded ramblings
>bro tier mexican cop shows up, homo immediately up his ass yelling and screaming in traffic
>cop tells him to stfu and asks if thats his car in the intersection
>tells dude to move his car and is visibly annoyed
>ends up telling me to just gtfo of here, thank him and go home
>hear from the homos insurance that he "hurt his neck"
>no he fucking didn't, i tell them to fuck off and talk to my insurance
>never hear from it again

>be ripping it on the tou gay
>power steering pump fails(something made a weird ass noise and it stopped working) and steering becomes terrible on my pigfatmobile(1.6 ton)
>say yolo and go WOT
>don't die
>get home
>post about it on Veeky Forums

I also have an ABS error code

Direct this to the blog

What a fucking cunt

Cut up your driving license

Holy fuck. That's rich.

tfw got cramp doing heel-toe a couple of hours ago

I didn't think you could turn over double lines.

Nothing really dangerous, just some stupid shit:

>be 16
>go to gas station in mom's car
>backing out of side parking spot, looks clear
>hit one of those stupid fucking 3ft concrete poles
>rek taillight + break bumper

I got kinda lucky, since about a month later some tard rear-ended her at 25mph at a stoplight. She was perfectly OK, and his insurance replaced the rear bumper and taillights.

>be 18
>driving with gf on curvy back snowy roads
>snow tires, going about 25
>go to turn, ice under the snow
>tires: lol no
>put the subie in literally the only ditch, everywhere else I would have slammed into a tree

Assuming you're not American...
Yellow means that the traffic on the opposite side is flowing in the other direction. Solid means no lane changing.
A white solid line means no lane changing, but traffic is flowing in the same direction. A dashed yellow means you can go into the other lane to pass, common on straight, rural, 2 lane highways, so you don't have to be stuck behind a tractor or slow truck.

Turning is only prohibited when there's a sign that explicitly says so.
Many roads have a turning lane in the center, though, to keep traffic flowing.

I did a similar thing in my shitty V6 commodore
>Fresh rain
>Entering a roundabout, continuing straight
>As I'm turning into the roundabout, give the throttle a little blip, not sure why I did this
>Arse breaks loose, car starts to over steer. Think I'm going to hit another car
>Feels like everything is in slow motion
>over correct
>End up doing a 180
>Some other guy in a VE Ute leans out the window and yells, "sick skid mate! Light em up next time"
>Drive off, wondering if I should feel shame or take his advice.

A lot of people here getting into shit when they're tired.

I don't think it's made clear enough that driving tired is just as bad as driving drunk.
Just a 20-30 minute power nap can restore you enough to operate well for a few more hours.

...

What the fuck is a nan.

this

It's a roundabout. Just keep going and take the exit when it comes back up.

Britbong word for grandma.

Okay, slightly different in Australia then.

Double continuous dividing lines
If you are on a road with 2 continuous lines (double lines) down the middle, you must:

stay to the left of the lines at all times

drive as close to the left side of the road as you can.

You are not allowed cross over these lines for any reason, unless you have to avoid an obstruction and it is safe to do so.

You can't overtake, turn, or enter or leave the road across double lines

vicroads.vic.gov.au/safety-and-road-rules/road-rules/a-to-z-of-road-rules/road-markings

I have one
>17
>winter
>live in eastern wa so lots of snow
>cut through residentials to get to my chool
>only old people live there so I can go 35 in 20s during summer
>tone it down on most winter days
>see friend behind me when I turn into said residential
>this residential ia a half mile 2 lane with cars on either side, followed by a hill
>being dumb I gun it because in my mind AWD meant braking as if on tarmac
>somehow dont hit anything going into the opposing lane dodging the parked cars
>approach hill (not super steep but steep enough)
>brake halfway down the hill
>nothing
>start honking my horn to signify I can't stop
>there is a turn at 30 degrees, and if I don't turn I could go through a yard and off a 2 story cliff drop
>I see a Subaru legacy approaching trying to dodge a parked car
>I turn
>kinch the legacies driver side door with my rear quarter panel
2000 to mine 3000 to hers since i knocked off her mirror and dented her doors

could've been way worse and it was a great wake-up call to realize how much of an x-factor weather can be

>rwd
>raining
>bald rear tires
>road makes a wide left turn over a hill
>back end slips out
>catch it for a moment
>see an oncoming car
>take car off the road to avoid a collision
>thisshouldbefine.jpg
>nope.mp3
>storm gutter hidden in the grass
>entire front end implodes
>witness slows down, then just leaves
>mfw house is 100m down the road

>approaching junction
>bus turns onto road pretty fast
>don't stop because I think I'm being overly cautious
>bus overcompensates on turn to avoid car parked with 2 wheels on road
>see whats going to happen
>brake
>bus clips bumper and closes over wing mirror
>mostly paint transfer and rubber from bus tyre, wipes right off
>pound coin sized scrape on bumper to fix

my first collision, at least it was pretty much nothing

>Drive off, wondering if I should feel shame or take his advice.

tfw the Aussie bantz are too esoteric and leave you confuddled

Kekd- not your problem

This is why people like the SUV driver need to learn all about PNR. Less gas usage and less accidents.

>had to wake up a few hours early one day for my course
>still half asleep when driving there
>pull onto the motorway on-ramp and in a complete haze start hooning it like usual
>didnt even think that it would be rush hour and in my stupor I wasnt even looking
>nearly smash into a bunch of commuters but manage pull onto the shoulder and slam, my brakes on

Not driving but getting a lift to work with a friend he fell asleep and almost his a bus head on

>Mustang driving cunt tries to pass me on 2-lane highway
>In dodge ram 1500 from 07'
>No way he can pass me rite?
>PedalToTheMetal.jpg
>get up to 98 in a 55 zone
>Truck starts slowing down
>ohfuck
>Pull into McDonalds to get adrenaline snack
>Weird screeching noises from engine bay
>check
>shitton of fluid everywhere, no water
>turns out My water-pump fan came loose and started banging around my engine
>actually destroyed half of my engine bay

>driving out of neighborhood
>run stop sign, no one's ever passing through this one part
>almost run into some lesbian living a few streets down
>slam on breaks going 40 in a 15
>she pulls over and starts yelling at me
>i drive off

havent seen her since, happened about a month ago

>about to reach light but it turns red
>decide to do a shit move and turn right, U turn and then right again
>after I U turn, as im about to turn right again traffic starts moving again
>hightail it and quickly turn
>car in my lane accelerated for some reason and almost rear-ended me
feels wew lad

>first car first gen mazda 3 5 speed 2.3l
>learning to drive manual pretty shit at it still
>it's raining out and i have chinese sailun all season tires that came with the car, pretty bald on the front
>think i am the next ayrton senna after two weeks of driving
>driving on long curved road with a residential street at the end of the curve
>decide basically the last second i want to make a left turn at the last second onto this side street
>rain, bald tires, 60km/h and dumb driver
>straight understeer into the street curb going at least 35~km/h
>lady in house came out asked me if i was okay
>car still drove, took it to a mechanic my dad knew that fucked me the next day.

I hit the curb at full lock, so all the impact went right into the rim and tire as it protruded out past the wheel well. So nothing happened to the body. Control arm, cv joint, wheel bearing and a alloy rim later. Got fucked on the price and they scratched the shit out of my hood and wouldn't own up to it.

> two weeks after getting my license
> going to school on a sunday with my 20yo brother
> comes up to the stop sign my carpool had issues with
>"my carpool driver sits here for 10min everyday"
>run it turning doing 45
>white crown vic with a spotlight passes me
>mfw
> officer woodly calls my dad and lets him know im retarded
>lets me off the hook
>drive to school next day
>happened a month ago

Was sitting at a light when a mercedes C-class approaches and swerves around my bumper, missing me by a couple feet, and stops next to me. I started revving at him and just didn't stop.

> light doesn't change for a couple minutes

still revving at him.

> light turns green

Peel out and am behind him, shut off headlights there because (dagumi) don't want him to see my motions. We both get on the onramp and highway, I cut my lights on because I'm definitely about to pass him. Reach to turn my headlights on.

> hit bump

Car swings right almost towards the barricade.

Really I need to learn to control my fuckin shit.

that's what you get you dumb faggot. People who do that should be shot. Gonna kill a family over being a petty faggot

Gonna run a scion into a tree too

This man has confessed his sin, given us a video, there can be no hatred.

>get car
>make it across the country without an accident
>go to the city to visit a tailor
>change lanes into an escalade

I actually do have the video and the crash itself is recorded but i aint posting that shit cos i cbf editing out plates and faces.

>driving company car on highway in the left lane of a 4 lane split highway with a 65mph limit and a big center area with 15 yards of grass between the road and trees
>headed home or to a call or someshit
>look over to my phone on the passenger seat
>look back up and cars have hit the brakes and coming fast
>asshole clenches so tight my pants are in my colon
>pull wheel to the left and end up in the grass
>swing the wheel quickly to the right and cause the ass end to swing out to my left
>all those who hit the brakes in front of me see a wild 2001 Ford Focus SE wagon go past them fishtailing in the grass at 70mph
>steer into the skid
>straighten out
>get back on highway past whatever caused them to brake in the first place
>mfw