Minori General #7 /mg/ (previously known as Senran Kagura General /skg/ #992)

NON-STOP INFINITE BIRTHDAY EDITION
Previous thread NEWS
>New Game
gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=�M���J�O
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

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pastebin.com/6bseg32k
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Ikki "Renamed" Tousen

Asking out the pizza girl

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Luvin' Hikage!

Celebrate Valentine's Day the right way. WITH JUSTICE

HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL is a good substitute for chocolates, I find.

How does it look?

>this on Valentine's Day

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR MINORI!

Powerful, POWERFUL tits of justice!

I want to sniff Haruka's hair

Happy Valentine's day /skg/

I will do the Homurable thing.

yare yare daze...

And hips of justice!

I want to take that murderous evil ninja out on a date.

does she have the ASS of justice

TOO BAD

IT'S MINORITIME DAY!

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

気持ちいい でしょう?

Kids certainly think so

Miyabi is for ____________

Vaginal penetration by Imu's cock.

GIVING OP NON-STOP INFINITE SLAPS

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Yumi, trying to escape from her restraints again
>as soon as she sees you she gets a panicked look on her face but you just smile, walk up to her and whisper that you'll forgive her, this time.
>you tell her that you want some of her delicious ice cream
>she nods her head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under her plump rear
>despite her best efforts she seems to be all stopped up
>she looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell her it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of chocolate syrup with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath her and stick the nozzle into her anus
>yumi makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling her colon with sweet chocolate
>after pulling the nozzle out you position the bowl under Yumi again and begin massaging her belly
>you tell her to relax in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds she begins to squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup from her butt, having it land in the bowl
>she fills the bowl quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few scoops here
>you taste the ice cream, tell Yumi it is delicious and start cleaning her butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank her for the food and head upstairs to enjoy the evening news

what the fuck man

Yumi doesn't deserve this.

Wow! Haven't seen that for a while.

>being this new

>you enter your basement
>it's Yumi
>TL;DR

Yeah, I know I don't want to read the rest of this

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God I love this pasta so fucking much.

I didn't write it, but I wrote some of the spin offs, like this one

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's user, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>user makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under user's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell user it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

Does anyone have "Asuka to Fuma" I want to traumatise more Anons!

Sometimes I really wonder what goes through some of your minds to pull off things like this

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You'll love this one:

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Kiriya, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want to feed him some delicious uncut futomaki
>he nods his head
>you get your futomaki ready and bring it up to his droopy rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all tightened up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of Shinobi Vaseline with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath him and stick the nozzle into his lower mouth
>Kiriya makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling his colon with lubrication
>after pulling the nozzle out you position your futomaki under Kiriya again and put a finger to your mouth
>you tell him to shhhh, your granddaughter is upstairs doing her homework
>after a few minutes he begins to ''''''squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup'''''' from his butt, having it land on the heart-shaped bed
>you're impressed at your sushi making skills even after all these years
>you wipe off your futomaki, and ask Kiriya if it was delicious and start cleaning his butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for his dinner company and head upstairs to spend quality time with Asuka
>no one will never know the real reason Kiriya really keeps his hands off his students

i just died

There was nothing to love about this at all. Stop, make it stop!

Just don't tell Rin, she'd be very upset.

does anyone have the variant of this pic where it has 'Miyabi is cool!'

YOU CAN'T SLAP BIRTHDAYGIRL

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pastebin.com/6bseg32k

I agree with this image!

user needs to stop bullying beepbeep!

actually, the one I wanted is 'Miyabi is cool, cool!'
close but no cigar

It's valentines day!

Discuss all the romantic and sexual things these two lesbian women do to eachother on days like this!

I'll tell you one thing they will not do:

Give you the slaps you want so badly.

Miyabi is a heterosexual woman
Thank you

Ha! You dun goofed! That wasn't me! That is some other user!

He keeps trying to slap me too!

Why?

Imu is not a boy.

Thank you.

Why don't you two just go slap each other?

We have to earn our slaps!

beansprout toots

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Because I can.

? ? ? ? ?

Homu status: In love

>Senran that you're willing to die for

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Imu having difficulty accepting Miyabi and Murasaki's platonic roles as actors in a play.

It turns out it wasn't the Kagura daki that I picked up at the post office.
It's the Whirligig Saw 1/6 figurine replica.

Who HOMU?

Make up something about your senran that makes sense and fits their character.
>Murakumo likes root beer but pretends to hate it because Shiki does too.
>Murakumo complains about moeshit anime on 2chan.

>Takes the concept of marriage very seriously

MAMA

Letting Imu in on a cold and stormy day!

Helping her towel off and giving her a dry and warm change of clothes!

Drinking hot cocoa by the fireplace and relaxing to the sound of rain pattering on the windows!

H-Holding back from making any advances or being intimate with her despite the evening going well because you know she's taken! ;_;

>never tips
>never offers to pay for dinner

Murasaki probably has romantic feelings about miyabi because she's masculine yet not a man. Out of consideration for Imu she doesn't show it though.

I'd show her a dance cloaked in shadow, if y'know what I mean.

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Asuka looks good in bright colours

>Doesn't like being mean to others
>Thinks she has legitimate anger issues that she's too embarrassed to get help with

SKxRumble Roses when?

At the very least, she knows that her attitude can push people away.

>Murasaki likes Touhou characters but she's shit at shmups

why are all these girls so lewd?

Because that's the only way they know how to fish in boys or girls.

Such a high concentration of boobs leads to an equally high concentration of lewd

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>Minori doesn't like it when other people cook for her but doesn't say anything to be nice.
>Minori refuses to eat out and will throw a full on hissyfit if you try to drag her to a restaurant.

Also Murakumo
>got into a heated argument with Shiki over who was the most attractive MGS protag and Shiki thought it was Raiden but Kumo said it was Big Boss. They almost stopped being friends.

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Those hair styles are atrocious.

delet

>long haired Minori

Hikage has had a crush on Imu since she met her but doesn't know how to share her feelings.

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Look at that sexy milk filled slut.

[x] Slap
[x] Slap

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

Yagyuu planned on committing suicide after her first day at Hanzo.

Thats fucking gay dude

delicious, creamy milk

mmm
no bully

That guy's art is really offputting.

Also delete.