/owg/ - Overwatch General

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Discord:
discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl

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Spooky spider

daily remind that the streak system is actively ruining this game

Overwatch lore exists. right?

Did blizzard really change the title of that topic on the forum from "Is lore dead" to "Lore"?

daily reminder tht your anxiety is ruining your life

Daily reminder that you will never have a friendship this strong

true

Daily reminder that this game does not have enough leagues or money behind it to be a successful esport.
Hourly reminder that the game is poorly made and is for casuals

>type something in chat
>nobody responds ever
Yu guys realize blizzard has 300k bots "playing" overwatch at any given time to inflate their player count right?

she can spook me any day, if you know what i mean

>open up bnet
>NEW WAY TO FIND FRIENDS
>USE FACEBOOK!
>HERE IS 199 PEOPLE WHO ARE FRIENDS OF YOUR FRIENDS!

what the fuck is this shit, normies disgust me

Vampire Symmetra is your goddess, worship her!

I will never have a sentient scientist gorilla in my life either.

Right lads

I'm getting pretty good at Pharah, the only issue I'm having is airshotting people, mainly other Pharah's

An tips?

They do that all the time. Anytime a blizzard employee is mentioned they change the title, of course its only if the thread gains traction. But yeah I was in that thread, even after the response everyone on the forums was still bitching that the lore was dead.

I'm seeing the real names of people I've exchanged battletags with in WoW. I barely know these people, and now I have the full names of all their friends.
I can't be the only one who feels like this is just a little too much.

thank you for my new lockscreen

>Hourly reminder that the game is poorly made and is for casuals

Do people need to be reminded of this though...

(What games do you play non-casually?)

Ana is for sexual.

>want to run dive comps
>no one plays lucio or zarya I have to
>Playing Winston is fun as fuck, but everyone's go to healer is mercy if I get one
>made it to 3480 solo, down to 3003, was almost out of elo hell, now ranked games are junkrat Hanzo and dva for the only tank
>most games I have to pick healer or tank

Don't.

No, seriously, you're much better off applying pressure to people on the ground and flanking than you are trying to dogfight another Pharah. The amount of damage and ult charge you could have in the time it takes to duel a Pharah to death is much more important. Let someone else deal with her.

What would you like to see in the first Overwatch expansion pack?

>12vs12 game mode
>a big map with different control points and objectives available at the same time
>including map making tools and a custom game system like in Warcraft 3

Has he ever drawn a different body or face?

>be lv 200
>go to qp
>up against 6stack of lv 300 minimum
>no stacks on my team, all lv24 or less
>we get spawn killed
I've never spawnkilled even if my team is doing it and this is how Blizz rewards me?

>silver boarder
>85% chance they are a pure genji or mercy main

what is wrong with these people

>tfw you lose a 1v1 vs ana
>as raodhog

>campaign
>mods

>Be 3492 SR
>Go to play my last game to get to Master
>Fucking Illios
>Just barely lose
>Queue again
>Fucking Nepal
>Stomp them with a bastion main
>Back at exactly 3492
>Queue again
>Fucking Volskya
>Enemy only manages to capture one point
>Team and me take point A in under a minute
>Spend the next 5 minutes bashing our heads against point B.
>They have a fucking Mei that keeps cock blockign us.
>Get a headshot on the Mei, another one on Ana and win it in overtime.
>3508 boys

Definatly.

>definatly

ana shouldnt lose that 1v1 unless roadhog hooks her

Your waifu is shit prove me wrong you can't

That's really rude, user

Sauce

you're wrong, kiddo

Will Mei's iceblock being able to contest ever be nerfed? I fucking hate it everytime you're so close to capturing a point and this fat chink piece of shit comes in and ruins your day.

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Thank you, I wish you many wins in solo q my friend.

No

Why would they? It's a fair use of her ability. If you git gud you'd be able to eliminate her before she gets the chance to do it on the point anyway.

Holy fuck I genuinely want to switch off of EU servers because of Russians. They're even more retarded in Overwatch than they are in DOTA or CS and that's saying something

>be soldier
>top frag, top damage, kill their healers all the time
>some russian mercyfag with a 25 cent microphone keeps screaming at me
>"omagad soljer fakink knub why you no hjelp me?"
>"fakink idjot why you no kilings?"
>entire team's face when he switches to Widow since "no one helpings me"
>still barely win

I hope Putin bans Russians from using the internet

>dark skin vampire symmetra

What is this faggotry?

you think anyone would like dva if she was a boy instead?

>Next event is probably Mardi Gras, ie a carnival event
>Widowmaker already has Odette/Odile skin

Sure, why not

People love twinks, so yes

I don't think we'll have another event so soon but Blizzard loves loot boxes

>Nepal
>Illios
>bad

I figured it'd be a long break till summer but they could always do something out of left field.

It's going to be Mardi Gras in March, and a 1 year anniversary in May

calling it rn

There's no reason an event has to be based on a holiday or anything in the real world. They could finally move the plot along with one, and have some less goofy and more fitting skins

i haven't seen any russians in a long time. maybe they can't get past gold or somthing

Careful there. I got banned for linking porn, and the ban happened when the thread was already closed. Yet sometimes they do nothing to porn that's uploaded directly. Fucking hypocrite faggots. What's the point of blue boards when this whole site is not something you can't browse in public.? I would rather get caught watching pornhub than reading "Widowmaker will never fart in your mouth" shitposts

my guess is no

Whenever I think about skins like 76's daredevil skin I cringe at the wasted potential.

I don't even hate the skin but come on, it's just there to be goofy.

There's no harm in having fun stuff, but I would like more things like Origins skins

numbani animated short and doomfist reveal followed immediately by unity day in-lore event

Blizzard hasn't revealed an official answer yet

I want a midsummer event. WOW already has one

Hana pleases old men for buffs.

I want to fuck that cowboy

>playing based Zen
>Meifag out of nowhere on my point
>instantly iceblocks
>wait patiently while charging my m2 orbs
>line up a headshot and release just as she comes out of it
>multi-dink and the bitch is dead

The Origin skins were great. Jack, Reyes, Tracer, Bastion. And Anas young skin.

And I loved the young Hanzo and Genji skins too. More of that or something ya know? Maybe stuff like casual clothes too would be cool.

GIVE ME MY DOOMFIST
I WANT HIM
STOP TEASING ME BLIZZARD
I WANT MY AFRICAN WARLORD RIGHT NOW
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw I just realized I've had this Battlenet account longer than Facebook has existed

How would he play? I figure he'd be a tank with melee attacks, a long range one. Kinda similar to Reinhardt but he hits harder. Some kind of booping knock back attack too.

It looks like the old men are not pleased

Blackwatch McCree when

I experience the same sort of glee at the thought of Winston being forced into sex with Tracer, as I imagine that pic related must have felt at the spectacle of trained baboons raping Germanic slave girls in the colosseum

>April 1 2017
>Blizzard announces new skins for hanzo and Widowmaker.
>Community rejoices for a short time until the realization sets in.
>Jeff and the development team are laughing uncontrollably

>Still no young McCree or Reinhardt
>no Cupid Hanzo nor Hipster Hanzo
>no 76 in sweater
>no Necromancer Mercy
It's like Blizzard doesnt care about all that lootbox money

yo, LM's been drawing overwatch girls?
time to find all of those

>those proportions
Seems like the jap fascination for toddler slut vampires is spreading.

My Battle.net account is older than some people playing this game.

I'd love casual clothes

I hope that if he's a tank he can be another "true" tank, not just offtank like half of the cast

Still my wish is that he's fast offence hero

>>no Necromancer Mercy

I hate his art. Mostly just his style of teeth and well faces in general.

Fucking hell that's ugly

I'd love formal clothes.

Everyone hates him, for many many different reasons.
>HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER

Angela was never a pretty kid. Now 200 nanite surgery later she looks like a plastic doll

Shadman is truly the worst famous/known smut artist. Fucking Sparrow draws much better proportions when he wants to.
And looking deformed in general, and shitty shadowing.

I just hate all the moles and piercings he loves to use. I mean, anal piercings? Come on Shad, fucking jeez.

I understand the sleaze fetish but bring it back a bit.

Is 76 really the best counter to Pharah?

Who hurt you, user?

Matchmaking retards are hilarious. they're so bad but they get so mad. I think a lot of them are german.

>symmetra and mercy in suits

Disgusting.

He seems to love anuses. But who doesn't? Poop comes from there.

Him or McCree will do the job equally

Not against a good one. Ana, Widow and Mcree are all all better at killing her.

But 76 is still really good.

>join game
>five retards who instalock dps characters + me
>ask for either a tank or a healer at least
>no one switches
>i go healer
>keep asking for a tank for the next 2 minutes of getting raped by the ennemy team with their 3 tanks and 2 healers
>one guy finally switches
>it's a fucking roadhog
This is EVERY match for me
You'd think with how OP zarya is all these fucking widow/hanzo/mccree mouthbreathers would fucking play her every once in a while

>not playing with 18000 DPI, 100 sense and HUD off

What are you, a fucking scrub?

Can't make a dubstep trickshot montage with Zarya

Yeah.

Though really a Pharah isn't too hard to kill. Just realize that chars like DVa, Winston, Sombra, Reinhardt, Symmetra and Junkrat can't very well hit her out of the air. If she lands then fair game for everyone.

Any other character can easily shoot her out of the air. 76 is just the easiest to do so.

>Necromancer Mercy
Why not Lich Mercy? Would make it more different from Devil/Imp and Witch skins. Not sure what the Ultimate line would be. "The dead shall walk the earth"?

Widow or Ana will do in a pinch. D.Va kinda works, you can stop her from accomplishing much, but killing her isn't easy. Soldier is the best though.

They're gay so it's fine.

>>it's a fucking roadhog
I hate this fucking character. Gut the pig already. Other team always has two or more ACTUAL tanks meanwhile my team has me as the only healer and a fucking roadhog, on fucking defense. And the hog always sits way too fucking far up and then we get steamrolled.