daily remind that the streak system is actively ruining this game
Mason Barnes
Overwatch lore exists. right?
Colton Long
Did blizzard really change the title of that topic on the forum from "Is lore dead" to "Lore"?
Jaxon Williams
daily reminder tht your anxiety is ruining your life
Robert Adams
Daily reminder that you will never have a friendship this strong
Joseph Jones
true
Joseph Bailey
Daily reminder that this game does not have enough leagues or money behind it to be a successful esport. Hourly reminder that the game is poorly made and is for casuals
Cameron Robinson
>type something in chat >nobody responds ever Yu guys realize blizzard has 300k bots "playing" overwatch at any given time to inflate their player count right?
Matthew Lee
she can spook me any day, if you know what i mean
Joseph Jones
>open up bnet >NEW WAY TO FIND FRIENDS >USE FACEBOOK! >HERE IS 199 PEOPLE WHO ARE FRIENDS OF YOUR FRIENDS!
what the fuck is this shit, normies disgust me
Hudson Cook
Vampire Symmetra is your goddess, worship her!
Parker Thompson
I will never have a sentient scientist gorilla in my life either.
Dylan James
Right lads
I'm getting pretty good at Pharah, the only issue I'm having is airshotting people, mainly other Pharah's
An tips?
Benjamin Collins
They do that all the time. Anytime a blizzard employee is mentioned they change the title, of course its only if the thread gains traction. But yeah I was in that thread, even after the response everyone on the forums was still bitching that the lore was dead.
Leo Young
I'm seeing the real names of people I've exchanged battletags with in WoW. I barely know these people, and now I have the full names of all their friends. I can't be the only one who feels like this is just a little too much.
Jaxon Hughes
thank you for my new lockscreen
Luis Thomas
>Hourly reminder that the game is poorly made and is for casuals
Do people need to be reminded of this though...
(What games do you play non-casually?)
Eli Bennett
Ana is for sexual.
Ayden King
>want to run dive comps >no one plays lucio or zarya I have to >Playing Winston is fun as fuck, but everyone's go to healer is mercy if I get one >made it to 3480 solo, down to 3003, was almost out of elo hell, now ranked games are junkrat Hanzo and dva for the only tank >most games I have to pick healer or tank
Grayson Martin
Don't.
No, seriously, you're much better off applying pressure to people on the ground and flanking than you are trying to dogfight another Pharah. The amount of damage and ult charge you could have in the time it takes to duel a Pharah to death is much more important. Let someone else deal with her.
Ryder Bennett
What would you like to see in the first Overwatch expansion pack?
>12vs12 game mode >a big map with different control points and objectives available at the same time >including map making tools and a custom game system like in Warcraft 3
Daniel Gonzalez
Has he ever drawn a different body or face?
Carson Robinson
>be lv 200 >go to qp >up against 6stack of lv 300 minimum >no stacks on my team, all lv24 or less >we get spawn killed I've never spawnkilled even if my team is doing it and this is how Blizz rewards me?
Brayden Parker
>silver boarder >85% chance they are a pure genji or mercy main
what is wrong with these people
Jonathan Parker
>tfw you lose a 1v1 vs ana >as raodhog
Gabriel Lewis
>campaign >mods
Jayden Scott
>Be 3492 SR >Go to play my last game to get to Master >Fucking Illios >Just barely lose >Queue again >Fucking Nepal >Stomp them with a bastion main >Back at exactly 3492 >Queue again >Fucking Volskya >Enemy only manages to capture one point >Team and me take point A in under a minute >Spend the next 5 minutes bashing our heads against point B. >They have a fucking Mei that keeps cock blockign us. >Get a headshot on the Mei, another one on Ana and win it in overtime. >3508 boys
Isaac Thompson
Definatly.
Liam Foster
>definatly
Christian Turner
ana shouldnt lose that 1v1 unless roadhog hooks her
Robert Fisher
Your waifu is shit prove me wrong you can't
Joseph Walker
That's really rude, user
Aiden Robinson
Sauce
Justin Thomas
you're wrong, kiddo
Mason Lewis
Will Mei's iceblock being able to contest ever be nerfed? I fucking hate it everytime you're so close to capturing a point and this fat chink piece of shit comes in and ruins your day.
Thank you, I wish you many wins in solo q my friend.
Caleb Cruz
No
Parker Long
Why would they? It's a fair use of her ability. If you git gud you'd be able to eliminate her before she gets the chance to do it on the point anyway.
Hudson Kelly
Holy fuck I genuinely want to switch off of EU servers because of Russians. They're even more retarded in Overwatch than they are in DOTA or CS and that's saying something
>be soldier >top frag, top damage, kill their healers all the time >some russian mercyfag with a 25 cent microphone keeps screaming at me >"omagad soljer fakink knub why you no hjelp me?" >"fakink idjot why you no kilings?" >entire team's face when he switches to Widow since "no one helpings me" >still barely win
I hope Putin bans Russians from using the internet
Robert Howard
>dark skin vampire symmetra
What is this faggotry?
Kayden Richardson
you think anyone would like dva if she was a boy instead?
Kayden Morris
>Next event is probably Mardi Gras, ie a carnival event >Widowmaker already has Odette/Odile skin
Christian Price
Sure, why not
Jack Roberts
People love twinks, so yes
Alexander Barnes
I don't think we'll have another event so soon but Blizzard loves loot boxes
Evan Kelly
>Nepal >Illios >bad
Juan Hill
I figured it'd be a long break till summer but they could always do something out of left field.
Alexander Morris
It's going to be Mardi Gras in March, and a 1 year anniversary in May
calling it rn
Eli Howard
There's no reason an event has to be based on a holiday or anything in the real world. They could finally move the plot along with one, and have some less goofy and more fitting skins
Jace Brown
i haven't seen any russians in a long time. maybe they can't get past gold or somthing
Isaiah Martin
Careful there. I got banned for linking porn, and the ban happened when the thread was already closed. Yet sometimes they do nothing to porn that's uploaded directly. Fucking hypocrite faggots. What's the point of blue boards when this whole site is not something you can't browse in public.? I would rather get caught watching pornhub than reading "Widowmaker will never fart in your mouth" shitposts
Isaac Cook
my guess is no
William Roberts
Whenever I think about skins like 76's daredevil skin I cringe at the wasted potential.
I don't even hate the skin but come on, it's just there to be goofy.
Landon Hughes
There's no harm in having fun stuff, but I would like more things like Origins skins
Kevin Baker
numbani animated short and doomfist reveal followed immediately by unity day in-lore event
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Blizzard hasn't revealed an official answer yet
Wyatt Martin
I want a midsummer event. WOW already has one
Jonathan Sanders
Hana pleases old men for buffs.
Levi Anderson
I want to fuck that cowboy
Asher Wood
>playing based Zen >Meifag out of nowhere on my point >instantly iceblocks >wait patiently while charging my m2 orbs >line up a headshot and release just as she comes out of it >multi-dink and the bitch is dead
Brayden Cox
The Origin skins were great. Jack, Reyes, Tracer, Bastion. And Anas young skin.
And I loved the young Hanzo and Genji skins too. More of that or something ya know? Maybe stuff like casual clothes too would be cool.
Adrian Lewis
GIVE ME MY DOOMFIST I WANT HIM STOP TEASING ME BLIZZARD I WANT MY AFRICAN WARLORD RIGHT NOW SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
Austin King
>mfw I just realized I've had this Battlenet account longer than Facebook has existed
Gabriel Powell
How would he play? I figure he'd be a tank with melee attacks, a long range one. Kinda similar to Reinhardt but he hits harder. Some kind of booping knock back attack too.
Ethan Kelly
It looks like the old men are not pleased
Owen Richardson
Blackwatch McCree when
Adrian Lewis
I experience the same sort of glee at the thought of Winston being forced into sex with Tracer, as I imagine that pic related must have felt at the spectacle of trained baboons raping Germanic slave girls in the colosseum
Connor Butler
>April 1 2017 >Blizzard announces new skins for hanzo and Widowmaker. >Community rejoices for a short time until the realization sets in. >Jeff and the development team are laughing uncontrollably
Blake Martin
>Still no young McCree or Reinhardt >no Cupid Hanzo nor Hipster Hanzo >no 76 in sweater >no Necromancer Mercy It's like Blizzard doesnt care about all that lootbox money
Jack Martin
yo, LM's been drawing overwatch girls? time to find all of those
Landon Cook
>those proportions Seems like the jap fascination for toddler slut vampires is spreading.
Evan Roberts
My Battle.net account is older than some people playing this game.
Julian Lee
I'd love casual clothes
Oliver Ward
I hope that if he's a tank he can be another "true" tank, not just offtank like half of the cast
Still my wish is that he's fast offence hero
Joshua Rivera
>>no Necromancer Mercy
Nolan Carter
I hate his art. Mostly just his style of teeth and well faces in general.
Elijah Jones
Fucking hell that's ugly
William Martin
I'd love formal clothes.
Luis Bell
Everyone hates him, for many many different reasons. >HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER
Eli Price
Angela was never a pretty kid. Now 200 nanite surgery later she looks like a plastic doll
Jose Nguyen
Shadman is truly the worst famous/known smut artist. Fucking Sparrow draws much better proportions when he wants to. And looking deformed in general, and shitty shadowing.
Isaiah Flores
I just hate all the moles and piercings he loves to use. I mean, anal piercings? Come on Shad, fucking jeez.
I understand the sleaze fetish but bring it back a bit.
Mason Bell
Is 76 really the best counter to Pharah?
Aiden Mitchell
Who hurt you, user?
Matthew Lee
Matchmaking retards are hilarious. they're so bad but they get so mad. I think a lot of them are german.
Jacob Hughes
>symmetra and mercy in suits
Disgusting.
Landon Baker
He seems to love anuses. But who doesn't? Poop comes from there.
Matthew Brooks
Him or McCree will do the job equally
Ryan Anderson
Not against a good one. Ana, Widow and Mcree are all all better at killing her.
But 76 is still really good.
Nolan Foster
>join game >five retards who instalock dps characters + me >ask for either a tank or a healer at least >no one switches >i go healer >keep asking for a tank for the next 2 minutes of getting raped by the ennemy team with their 3 tanks and 2 healers >one guy finally switches >it's a fucking roadhog This is EVERY match for me You'd think with how OP zarya is all these fucking widow/hanzo/mccree mouthbreathers would fucking play her every once in a while
Ryan Cooper
>not playing with 18000 DPI, 100 sense and HUD off
What are you, a fucking scrub?
Wyatt Evans
Can't make a dubstep trickshot montage with Zarya
Joseph Myers
Yeah.
Though really a Pharah isn't too hard to kill. Just realize that chars like DVa, Winston, Sombra, Reinhardt, Symmetra and Junkrat can't very well hit her out of the air. If she lands then fair game for everyone.
Any other character can easily shoot her out of the air. 76 is just the easiest to do so.
William Long
>Necromancer Mercy Why not Lich Mercy? Would make it more different from Devil/Imp and Witch skins. Not sure what the Ultimate line would be. "The dead shall walk the earth"?
Ethan Murphy
Widow or Ana will do in a pinch. D.Va kinda works, you can stop her from accomplishing much, but killing her isn't easy. Soldier is the best though.
Gavin Stewart
They're gay so it's fine.
Aiden Gutierrez
>>it's a fucking roadhog I hate this fucking character. Gut the pig already. Other team always has two or more ACTUAL tanks meanwhile my team has me as the only healer and a fucking roadhog, on fucking defense. And the hog always sits way too fucking far up and then we get steamrolled.