/palg/ - Paladins General

>and a small health buff

Lol you are retarded she needs to be 1600 hp or 1500

are you retarded? she dies faster than evie

She deserves to die fast.

Cuz she's a fuckin bitch.

>play against a really fucking aggressive Evie
>blinking in and out while steamrolling everyone
>Maeve:"evie hack"
>Cassie:"lol yea hes hacker"
>Cassie:"blink so fast no cooldown"
>Maeve:"report evie hacker"
>I found out later that they're level 25/26 and yet have no knowledge about Wormhole.
Remeber /palg/, these are the people you're playing with. They are your teammates.
But we won the game though. So that's nice I guess.

>be drogoz
>hit 2 direct hits on maeve
>she lives

Exactly how much hp does this cunt recover? And you

Why would she need even MORE while decreasing her damage a tiny bit?

You are actually suggesting a fucking buff to a broken champion and if you die with her faster than evie suicide, and shes supposed to die easily with that damage and speed asshole.

>Unlock Torvald
>Escort Payload
>Holey shit I'm tanking and killing shit and surviving so much, got the first blood too
>notice our bomb king
>notice it's too quiet
>oh right I've never seen a grumpy bomb drop from him
>he only throws sticky bombs like a complete idiot
>oh no
>our kinessa is doing fuck all nothing
>oh no
>our viktor keeps running away the moment someone sees him
>then gets isolated and assassinated
>oh no
>our healer pip comes too close to the frontlines
>oh no
>enemy team learned and proceed to leave me out and kill me last while they rape all the other guys
>shielding allies doesn't improve things
>exit game
>cry about it on /palg/

>tfw drawanon abandoned us
>no more cute champ drawings
So dis is desbair :DDDD

Reminder there's an actual bug for infinite blinks, some user here posted about it the other day.

Nah, he killed me a couple times, didn't saw anything like that. It was the standard blink in, hit, blink out, rinse and repeat. It's really obnoxious though.

On the other note, did anyone find out how to do the bugged blink yet?

It's paladins most closely guarded secret. It's as powerful as the hack in lol that gave flash 0 cd. I need it.

GLORY TO FERNANDO

Reminder that PvE is very difficult.

>Air shotting a ditto Drogoz
>DOUBLE AIR SHOTTING A DITTO DROGOZ

We ded yet?

>Smitegen dead
>Paladins general dead
What is hirez doing wrong bros? Why cant they ever hit the 100k players active at the same time on any of their games? Both smite and paladins are solid games

>Let's focus on this
>Let's change this
>and this
>and let's tweak this
>let's also introduce this and this
>"But boss, what about our focus?"
>what focus???
>"..."
>...
>"..."
>Also let's add fifty gorillion characters, call ourselves an e-sport, have half-assed servers and netcode and sub-optimal balancing!

How the fuck does matchmaking even work? I either win or lose incredibly hard, rarely get an alright match.

Forced 50 :^)

51%, FIGHT THE POWER.

>Play Andy
>Out of nowhere I'm wearing his christmas headpiece
>I never unlocked it
What the fuck was that Jewbear?

>tfw stomping so hard, you got PotG as Nando

Buckle up, you're gonna get stomped for the rest of the day.

This one time I played Burger King and once the game loaded I was wearing the monarch head for no apparent reason.

I blame DampUrsidae.

Idk about Smite bit I think Paladins has very decent balance right now. There's not really one dominant meta like OW and most characters are viable if only niche. These types of games are super hard to balance, too.

Maeve

lol

i figured it's just the baddies complaining about her who don't know how to deal with her. there's a point where she isn't op anymore at the top levels, just strong.

if you are a baddie and can't deal with maeve though, pick someone who is strong against maeve. here's a list:
makoa - hooks duh
any other tank - ignore her and do your job
cassie - preemptive roll away from her pounces
drogoz - stay high enough that she can't hit you, combo spit her face if she gets too close and she'll have to run away. learn to hit combos WHILE MOVING and don't do it while standing still you noobs
grover - cripple
pip - slow (think of pip as more of a dps than healer and make sure you have another healer already)
buck - so much health and movement ability you can ignore her, make sure you have lowest cooldown jumps and leg day
androxus - if you are aimer god like me you can fuck maeves up easily. nether step to avoid pounces and space out your nether steps as much as possible to avoid a nine lives second pounce.

if you are a filthy 5-stacking team of noobs, use a comp like this: makoa, torv, cassie, grover, pip.
watch the maeve cry.

How the fuck are you supposed to beat the Buck PvE?

this user is correct.

Anyone who talks shit about Paladins's metagame doesn't know what a REALLY bad meta is.

Nah man, getting good takes effort, I want Maeve nerfed instead.

Epic falseflag, my dude.

>It's 2020
>Paladins now has almost the same amount of characters as Smite

Post your face.

I want Maeve to purr on Pip's knot

It's fucking impossible

>"You healed me! Thank you!"

Maeve a cute, A CUTE!

They're buffed to a fucking insane degree. I have no idea what to do except get an aimbot, but I feel like even that won't help unless out whole team uses aimbots.

>"need to hide. need to hide."
cute indeed

...

Bellona-like champ W H E N?

Had this happen twice. Once with the Pip viking helm and once with Makoa's googly eyes. I own neither.

> It's a Maeve tries her hardest to kill a Kinessa episode

>2020
>still no lore

After Doomfist comes out

Do you guys think Paladins is going to get more popular or is it going to stagnate at around this many players? I think all the game really needs to be popular is to update its cheap visuals.

>It's a Kinessa isn't retarded so she shuts down anybody that tries to flank her episode
>It's a Kinessa's teammates protect her from flankers because she keeps wiping the enemy team episode
>It's a Kinessa keeps going in unusual spots and You can't find her, so she kills everybody episode

it's going to get a small boost in popularity once season 1 comes out then it'll stagnate and decline from there.

I want Maeve to sneakily curl up on my chest while I'm sleeping like a cat so I can surprises hug then kiss her on the top of her head and embarrass her so much she turns beet red and threatens to cut me

waifu fags need to be hanged

I want to use Skye's ass as a pillow!

it's okay to admit you're gay

> Get POTG as Grohk
> Just me putting down my totem

Stay on the edge of the map and shoot them.

> It's a Kinessa shoots a havenless Maeve in the back of the skull episode

I get pussy IRL i don't need to imagine a life with videogame characters

Threadly reminder Ying is not for lewds.

Threadly reminder Ying is for lewds.

...

Ying is for cute only.

Fuck you.

I want to squeeze my dick right into ying's underboobs

>you will never have a harem of Ying illusions

Beastiality IRL is too disgusting mate.

> mfw allies don't stand still for me to heal them as Mal Damba
How do I git gud at aiming?

Stop.

You either spam gourds, get the skill that reduces cooldown when you miss, or you try to anticipate where they are heading.

Well, this new PvE's been figured out. A tank or two + Grohk, turtle up on the ledge to the right, watch as a couple of them jump off and then go secure the point.

I had a dream today that I drugged Ying and then I licked the spit from her drooling mouth while she was barely conscious.

>victory + 1 elo
>victory + 4 elo
>defeat -14 elo

trash game

Is there even a point to playing PVE? It's not like you get a quest for it after that first one.

I've been shooting Skye bots as Andro few times per day to warm up for a couple of days now.

Dunno if it actually helps, at least it feels like I'm hitting more shots in general. Might be placebo tho'

They count towards first 5 wins of the day, as well as the weekly quests. They also give a good amount of account XP and champ mastery.

I see. Matchmaking time is a lot shorter, too.
It's just an exercise in frustration when you get matched with tards, though.

Change grohk with Ruckus and that's me the past two hours or so

Probably. Though I like to stay on the positive side and laugh about it: "let's see the type of stupidity I get this time!"

That usually lasts until someone maxes out bulldozer. Or deft hands grover.
Or when anyone gets illumination 3 and doesn't spend their time hunting skye/shenlong.

when can i play as a skeleton

nice, grohk is my main. can't wait to try this out for easy 50 crystals.

I am no smite player is that bad or good?

how do you do this event

twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/831945822099144706
What the fuck is this

How do I Grohk?

Gib some loadout essentials.

Predator survival nigga.

Maybe it's some kind of new PVE event or mode?

see

Looks like Kinessa vs stunlock Mal Damba

It's the drogoz skin you fucks

daily reminder that people like this are why we have female characters in videogames

I think it needs to fix its hitboxes if it ever wants to become a serious competitor to CSGO. The visuals don't really matter that much, no one takes competitive Overwatch seriously.

So what's the current PvE? When I played earlier it was still the hot and spicy hour.

You wanna stick with someone, preferably the tank, and just use totems whenever you can. Totem placement is critical. If it's out in the open, it can get easily destroyed, so be sure to place it either around corners or behind your tank/his shield to protect it. His weapon is great if you have good tracking, Ghost Walk can get you out of quite a few situations and Shock pulse is... eh. Oh, and only use your ult as a burst heal for injured teammates nearbly.
Most Grohk builds focus on his totem. Healing Rain is the lowest effective healing increase card, so don't use it. Gale and Crackle are really good, Monolith Totem 2 makes sure it doesn't get 1-shot by anything. Other Ghost Walk cards can be situationally useful, but Shock Pulse cards are pretty much a waste.
I normally go: Crackle 4, Gale 4, Monolith Totem 2, Haunting 1, Outreach 1. (with Chronos 3, you can even have 2 totems out briefly)

God damn Drogoz Alien skin looks deadly!