/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

This is the first one I've made

Has anyone ever played in the list of """good""" community servers in the OP?
Does anyone still regularly play on community servers rather than queueing for casual?

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I've played slender man and jailbreak.

i played zombies for a bit
good server never has people
shit laggy server has a bunch of east coasters on west coast servers
just reminds me of the halo 3 custom map days, fuck man
ive played furry pound a handful of times but its almost always empty when i'm on

>cow mangler cannot be crit boosted
does it work with the buff banner?

why is this still a thing
when it had 5 shots
yea i get that might be op
but why the hell now?
it just makes it garbage

yeah it still minicrits, just don't do it on the charged shot

it does not minicrit
the banner won't work with it my dude it minicrits on the alt fire

yeah it does
it can minicrit with buff
it cant crit with kritzkrieg though

Cow Mangler only crits two ways.

Pyro reflects a mini crit shot or it his Merasmus.

First 5 or 8, loadout drawn.

default engineer standing in a T pose

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turns out it does minicrit, first shot didn't minicrit because auto regen was turned on
also testing webm

Rolling for my dogshit loadout.

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good matchmaker valve

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i just got into a match where both teams had an aimbotter
neither team would kick theirs

aimbotting is balanced
1 aimbot = 1 aimbot

your games today are already more balanced than mine then

>decide to try competitive after reinstalling tf2 (played regularly years ago)
>search starts at 1:39PM and I decide to keep track of time
>currently 1:56PM

The fuck is this shit

And whats with all these taunts a fucking bumper cart, witch broom, the hat particle effects, no one communicating when they play, what happened?

>barnblitz attack, stuck in spawn
>entire team is snipers, spies and engineers
>go heavy and kill ~5 people each life, eventually capture the first point
>now half the team is heavies
sometimes topscore mimics aren't so bad

>new taunt idea:
the merc pulls out a camera and takes a selfie

the taunt also saves a screenshot with your smiling merc in it

my hands hurt so much from having to carry these sub 50 hour shitters

>be demo in this situation
>push cart to first building
>get owned by pocket combo with buttbuddy pyro
>entire team is now spy and sniper

go to bed blizzard

nobody cares

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b-bonus?

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i like girls

i like you

o.o

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nice

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ok

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change your password NOW

get fucked rofl

This terrifies me

Do you have your phone number linked?

bind f1 "incrementvar load_itempreset 0 4 1"
why doesnt that work???

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GOOOOoooooooooood

>selling off hats/unusuals
>lower graphics
Feels better

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quality
well done my man

>queue into borneo
>both sides have plenty of people
>hear enemy medics, engies, demos, heavies and snipers set up outside
>look at my team
>get this in chat, no medics, 4 gibus spies and 2 epic trolldiers

fun

i'll take trolldiers over spies
at least they occasionally do something

>fail a rocket jump
>take out shotgun
>fire twice
>do 3 damage
>die

wow so useful

>the long awaited Pyro update is actually going to be the source 2 update which will also include updating most of the other source engine games to the new engine
>the transition will be relatively smooth and all users will see significant performance and stability improvements

and all will be forgiven.

>walk into enemy
>die to any of them
wow useful

considering they stated it was "going to be the biggest update tf2 has had" combining it with the jungle and one other patch on top of balances there's not a lot they can do to fuck it up besides cocktease us then decide its too confusing for new players on the last day

+ a new 5 minute SFM short.

3-4 but really now we're getting much better from single individuals with barely any training or much practice when compared to people that have been using SFM for years, are payed to do it, and have writers/teams it kinda falls under the radar

>go spy
>top score
>suddenly the low 0 scores go spy
>entire enemy is pyros now

it just sucks to try and play spy
if you do poorly you're a handicap
if you do well all the >50 hour kids jump spy

I know that feel.

>Southern hospitality is a shitty wrench
>SH engies can't defend their wrench other than ''b-b-but it bleeds''

LMAO

who does this
its the least used wrench
no one with a name defends it,

>tfw too intelligent to use the jag

i don't really think that you good enough at sniper to complain about your team. stop being useless trash first

>Like the stock wrench
>Enjoy the jag
>Pleasure from feeling the gunslinger work
>Just friends with the Eureka Effect
>That is only ok in highlander Hospitality

boys complaining about casual mode

le wtf

Make a good looking merc with the pyrovision goggles

Medic:
Berlin Brain Bowl
Pyrovision
Heat of Winter

I don't believe your grammar is good enough to accuse anyone of anything

when attacking on payload maps I always go sniper before first point gets captured, or at least until a significant dent is made in their defense

I play VSH and prop hunt occasionally

Your picture should prove something?
If you playing sniper and have

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let's see those sick scores of yours then bubba

i bet english is the only language you know, spoiled ameritard

Shooting blank there, ahmed, I know 4 languages

thats a cool looking head
wish there were more slots

>don't play sniper, go actually useful classes
>you think you better than me as sniper, huh?
brilliant logic

The Meme-ger

are you illiterate and/or retarded

I prefer the universal translator, less eyes.

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>i'm gonna focus on your bed england to talk less about me being shit at this game
please continue

its borf friend

It is a direct upgrade from stock and was the best choice until the Jag buff

Whatever works, these are ugly ass eyes that don't combo well with some classes.

you're literally pointing out shit that wasn't posted anywhere in this thread using strawmen after strawmen

also thanks for identifying yourself as a ruski, anton, go record minecraft on your toaster with unregistered hypercam2