/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I

>Old Thread

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>reddit hates SK

are they /ourguys/?

the twowordbird link is broken and leads to malware btw

leave it to me

>get hyped to play csgo because of the eleague major
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

wow u got hella owned dude #wow #RUNMaleware #MalwareUp #stayhumble

this stitch2k kid is a retard. i called him a fluoridated sheep and he asked how i knew he was in florida.

seriously who tf are these stream mods
>muh fighting

It's not as simple as that, we are not merely the mirror of reddit

Our slavs: Gambit
Our literal bois: fnatic
Our guy: Pige

Our anti-slavs: Navi
Our anti-literal bois: NIP
Our anti-guy: Steel

new record lads
we're all gonna make it

kek watching the favelas is p entertaining

rank s isnt fun without dazed. i want dazed + EU

>mowed over with a bizon every round
You every bit deserve your silver, you absolute moron. If you can't kill a person doing 12 damage at a time quite slowly, you should consider quitting cs and playing COD.

tfw two years after discovering console log command you realize you did not discover the command to disable it

flusha is on steels team lesgo

damn i was watching moe and rain

>watching m0e
>any year

LET M E WATCH JW

>clive hasn't killed himself
why?

...

>tfw you were never sexually bullied as a young boy (shota for you otakus)
How do I overcome this trauma?

You don't.

10 years since Virginia tech, time sure flies by

>tfw found out dad had a weird sleeping people fetish when I checked his search history
>tfw I remembered he took countless photos of me while I was sleeping when I was little

rip

LMFAO

I don't remember anything happening
I-it's fine, right?

disown him

he is no longer worthy of being your son

Grampa, you've got dementia

>smix said "fucking" on air

not gonna lie here faam, got an erection

>around 15k people are playing CS 1.6 right now
how does that make you feel user

...

Does anyone here bhop?

>finland
>good english
no

You forgot "Elder God Tier: Australia"

That's a weird way to type USA

>csgo
>bhop

turks get triggered literally from the smallest bump, pretty annoying

>everything goes well, 11-4
>a guy from the enemy team gets two sick headshots with usp
>OMG TEAM NOOB FUCK OFF
>HUNDRED PERCENT CHEATER
>stops fragging because he's shaking or some shit
>barely win the game because Turkish guy can't get it together

When have you ever won anything ever

I meant in CS:S

>cs:s
>2017

>running with knife out
>bump into enemy at corner
>PANIC
>mouse1
>fucking knife him

Oh, he's pissed.

that game is ded rude boi

Hello, I had a dream I was on a space base that was about to be attacked and being cleansed by the owners so the invaders would only get an empty base full of dead ppl if they took it. I took a flight off the space base and sat in the escape pod in case the space plane blew up so I would already be safe. Some old lady was mad because she didn't get to have a pre saved escape pod seat and wanted me to sit in a normalseat then scramble for an escape pod like everyone else if something went wrong. Who was in the right here?

>that game is ded
>bhopping in anything other than cs:s

I don't know

New to the game and I want to try competitive. What do I need to keep in mind so I dont get yelled at off the bat?

If you don't want to get yelled at just don't play the game at all

Post your steam so I can sexually bully you. It will save you from an unfullfilled adulthood

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voice_enable 0

Low rank comms are fucking awful anyway, you'd probably be better off using the minimap and a bit of estimate.

kys

Keep in mind that you will be yelled at no matter what rank you play at. The only thing that changes is the proportion of you doing the yelling as you rank up.

After 1 game of casual I quickly learned to turn off voice. Its pure cancer

I understand that but what are a few things not to forget so I'm not a total scrub.

I've figured out that you need to buy diffuse kits and armor as you go, and dont knife friendlies at the start

Hello I need to know this. I can't go back to sleep until I do.

In my opinion you need to fuck off this isnt your personal helpline

Normally as CT you want to go 2 people to A, 2 people to B, and 1 person watching middle.

As T stick together with the rest of the team. Don't go alone with the bomb.

"Lurking" means to play alone, normally as T, to catch CTs rotating from one site to another.

To play an eco round, or "ecoing" is short for "economical". It usually means not buying anything, or buying very cheap weapons (such as pistols) to be able to buy more expensive weapons the next round. If your team is ecoing, don't buy.

If it helps at all, I was only suing the escape pod because they wouldn't let my dog go to an acting award ceremony.

Thats fair, dont mess with a mans doggos

>teammate says go eco when i have enough for ump
>fuck the police get ump
>win round because of ump
don't trust teammates

Some MG2 skrub tips from me

>if the team is buying but you can't afford an AK/M4, UMP is a great choice
>nade priority is generally smokes > flashes > mollies > HEs > decoys
>buy armour on the pistol round, you 16 / aimpunch 0 ggez

>stick together in twos and threes
>don't solo unless you know what you're doing
>never 5-man anything unless it's an eco rush or a "they'll never expect this huehuehuehue" wacky strat

>learn the recoil control for AK, M4 and UMP, tapping is overrated and gay in the current meta. you'll go far in MM with good sprays alone.

>if you're leaving a chokepoint you were holding, smoke it off to deter a late push

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3RGvu88tTw

>bottom fragging 3-13
>second pistol round
>pull off a nutty 1v4 glock rape
>"I'm back!"
>"Welcome back."
>mfw

>not tadaima
>not okaerinasai
you baka

but im playing cs in america not china KKona

shaking my head at these bakas

Ehh it worked and i would say it would work many times over.So i don't think it was a bad play but rather a risky play.
In this case however the risk was very small.
Though i'll keep this in mind.

What a colossal faggot

still 100% convinced the only person who posts Steel here is Steel

Honestly don't see any -1.5 bets worth making today. I see every series going to three maps.

North, fnatic, Could9, Faze

get your bets in now, easy skins easy life

>if ibp wasn't banned we would never experience Josh's wisdom

based Valve

u can't fool me tmartn

Resident professional CSGO player Nate is now SILVER 4!!!!

wow that's pretty impressive!
I also ranked up recently

>using cheats

What? I'm legit! Only the enemy team player was cheating and he got instantly banned.

any (legit) site where I can bet with paypal? Want to make bank on Gambit and Mouz

>scar
>duallies

Spinbot or just regular ol' wh?

The enemy man was cheating so I had to start gaming super seriously!

I don't understand why people cheat on a game

What are some good minimap/radar settings?
There are the current ones i am using at the moment but i sometimes lose sight of myself on the radar:

cl_radar_always_centered "0"
cl_radar_scale "0.3"
cl_hud_radar_scale "1.15"
cl_radar_icon_scale_min "0.7"
cl_radar_rotate "1"
cl_radar_square_with_scoreboard "1"

Can i make the field of vision stronger on the radar so it's whiter or mark my point somehow so i can instantly recognise it?Talking about casual here.

To win

But you aren't winning, a computer is winning for you

Prime or non prime?

>Cheats
>DMG

Holy hell you suck

When will the new operation release?
Isn't it today?

I don't cheat though

Ebin dude
Kill yourself

After dreamhack HOPEFULLY (doubtfully)

So just because im better than you I should kill myself?
ok

Just tell me if it was prime or non prime and US or EU

Yes

This new rank is hard!

>Tfw tied for middle of the team score with 13 kills and 3 deaths

Still better than losing

amazing.

Top tier banter.

:3c

I envy you. Your life must be so simple to be able to get joy out of this. I wish I could just turn it all off and be like you.

Checkmate I guess.

How far does the matchmaking go? As an aussie am I gonna be teamed up with asians?

Pretty scared of that, are they crazy good like in other online games

No, asians are shit in counter strike.