>Betting/Trading/Item Related csgobackpack.net gosugamers.net gamblersanonymous.org/ga/ Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
the twowordbird link is broken and leads to malware btw
Ryder Powell
leave it to me
Thomas Edwards
>get hyped to play csgo because of the eleague major >alright i think i will play some csgo today! >remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration >join >we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded >pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0 >we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange >my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful >on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game >I derank because of this Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
Jaxon Perez
wow u got hella owned dude #wow #RUNMaleware #MalwareUp #stayhumble
Ayden Collins
this stitch2k kid is a retard. i called him a fluoridated sheep and he asked how i knew he was in florida.
Colton Reed
seriously who tf are these stream mods >muh fighting
Oliver Brown
It's not as simple as that, we are not merely the mirror of reddit
>mowed over with a bizon every round You every bit deserve your silver, you absolute moron. If you can't kill a person doing 12 damage at a time quite slowly, you should consider quitting cs and playing COD.
Jason Rivera
tfw two years after discovering console log command you realize you did not discover the command to disable it
Adam Perry
flusha is on steels team lesgo
Brayden Sanchez
damn i was watching moe and rain
Colton Reyes
>watching m0e >any year
Levi Jackson
LET M E WATCH JW
Lucas Bell
>clive hasn't killed himself why?
Carson Diaz
...
Grayson King
>tfw you were never sexually bullied as a young boy (shota for you otakus) How do I overcome this trauma?
David Stewart
You don't.
Gabriel Bell
10 years since Virginia tech, time sure flies by
Joshua Cruz
>tfw found out dad had a weird sleeping people fetish when I checked his search history >tfw I remembered he took countless photos of me while I was sleeping when I was little
Gabriel Long
rip
Hudson Reyes
LMFAO
Jackson Mitchell
I don't remember anything happening I-it's fine, right?
Josiah Lee
disown him
he is no longer worthy of being your son
Parker Nguyen
Grampa, you've got dementia
Easton Bennett
>smix said "fucking" on air
not gonna lie here faam, got an erection
Sebastian Edwards
>around 15k people are playing CS 1.6 right now how does that make you feel user
Thomas Robinson
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Wyatt Jones
Does anyone here bhop?
Josiah Bell
>finland >good english no
Elijah Miller
You forgot "Elder God Tier: Australia"
Cooper Butler
That's a weird way to type USA
Eli Fisher
>csgo >bhop
James Thompson
turks get triggered literally from the smallest bump, pretty annoying
>everything goes well, 11-4 >a guy from the enemy team gets two sick headshots with usp >OMG TEAM NOOB FUCK OFF >HUNDRED PERCENT CHEATER >stops fragging because he's shaking or some shit >barely win the game because Turkish guy can't get it together
Jason Thomas
When have you ever won anything ever
Cooper Nelson
I meant in CS:S
Julian Morgan
>cs:s >2017
Christopher Lewis
>running with knife out >bump into enemy at corner >PANIC >mouse1 >fucking knife him
Oh, he's pissed.
Joshua Russell
that game is ded rude boi
Henry Cooper
Hello, I had a dream I was on a space base that was about to be attacked and being cleansed by the owners so the invaders would only get an empty base full of dead ppl if they took it. I took a flight off the space base and sat in the escape pod in case the space plane blew up so I would already be safe. Some old lady was mad because she didn't get to have a pre saved escape pod seat and wanted me to sit in a normalseat then scramble for an escape pod like everyone else if something went wrong. Who was in the right here?
Camden Barnes
>that game is ded >bhopping in anything other than cs:s
Cooper Jones
I don't know
Jordan Miller
New to the game and I want to try competitive. What do I need to keep in mind so I dont get yelled at off the bat?
Joseph Morales
If you don't want to get yelled at just don't play the game at all
Joseph Price
Post your steam so I can sexually bully you. It will save you from an unfullfilled adulthood
Aiden Clark
` voice_enable 0
Low rank comms are fucking awful anyway, you'd probably be better off using the minimap and a bit of estimate.
Cooper Bailey
kys
Benjamin Bennett
Keep in mind that you will be yelled at no matter what rank you play at. The only thing that changes is the proportion of you doing the yelling as you rank up.
Henry Walker
After 1 game of casual I quickly learned to turn off voice. Its pure cancer
Carson Diaz
I understand that but what are a few things not to forget so I'm not a total scrub.
I've figured out that you need to buy diffuse kits and armor as you go, and dont knife friendlies at the start
Landon Cooper
Hello I need to know this. I can't go back to sleep until I do.
Jordan Murphy
In my opinion you need to fuck off this isnt your personal helpline
Brayden Garcia
Normally as CT you want to go 2 people to A, 2 people to B, and 1 person watching middle.
As T stick together with the rest of the team. Don't go alone with the bomb.
"Lurking" means to play alone, normally as T, to catch CTs rotating from one site to another.
To play an eco round, or "ecoing" is short for "economical". It usually means not buying anything, or buying very cheap weapons (such as pistols) to be able to buy more expensive weapons the next round. If your team is ecoing, don't buy.
Ethan Long
If it helps at all, I was only suing the escape pod because they wouldn't let my dog go to an acting award ceremony.
David Davis
Thats fair, dont mess with a mans doggos
Nathan Wilson
>teammate says go eco when i have enough for ump >fuck the police get ump >win round because of ump don't trust teammates
Joshua Taylor
Some MG2 skrub tips from me
>if the team is buying but you can't afford an AK/M4, UMP is a great choice >nade priority is generally smokes > flashes > mollies > HEs > decoys >buy armour on the pistol round, you 16 / aimpunch 0 ggez
>stick together in twos and threes >don't solo unless you know what you're doing >never 5-man anything unless it's an eco rush or a "they'll never expect this huehuehuehue" wacky strat
>learn the recoil control for AK, M4 and UMP, tapping is overrated and gay in the current meta. you'll go far in MM with good sprays alone.
>if you're leaving a chokepoint you were holding, smoke it off to deter a late push
>bottom fragging 3-13 >second pistol round >pull off a nutty 1v4 glock rape >"I'm back!" >"Welcome back." >mfw
Kayden Kelly
>not tadaima >not okaerinasai you baka
Connor Watson
but im playing cs in america not china KKona
Xavier Price
shaking my head at these bakas
Jonathan Rogers
Ehh it worked and i would say it would work many times over.So i don't think it was a bad play but rather a risky play. In this case however the risk was very small. Though i'll keep this in mind.
Easton Williams
What a colossal faggot
Oliver Stewart
still 100% convinced the only person who posts Steel here is Steel
William Richardson
Honestly don't see any -1.5 bets worth making today. I see every series going to three maps.
Lucas Barnes
North, fnatic, Could9, Faze
get your bets in now, easy skins easy life
Chase Taylor
>if ibp wasn't banned we would never experience Josh's wisdom
based Valve
Ayden Morris
u can't fool me tmartn
Logan Miller
Resident professional CSGO player Nate is now SILVER 4!!!!
Adam Turner
wow that's pretty impressive! I also ranked up recently
Nathaniel Martinez
>using cheats
Ayden Nguyen
What? I'm legit! Only the enemy team player was cheating and he got instantly banned.
Joseph Martin
any (legit) site where I can bet with paypal? Want to make bank on Gambit and Mouz
Levi Harris
>scar >duallies
Spinbot or just regular ol' wh?
Dominic Hill
The enemy man was cheating so I had to start gaming super seriously!
Carson Barnes
I don't understand why people cheat on a game
Adrian Miller
What are some good minimap/radar settings? There are the current ones i am using at the moment but i sometimes lose sight of myself on the radar:
Can i make the field of vision stronger on the radar so it's whiter or mark my point somehow so i can instantly recognise it?Talking about casual here.
Lucas Robinson
To win
Anthony Nelson
But you aren't winning, a computer is winning for you
Jacob Morgan
Prime or non prime?
Eli Taylor
>Cheats >DMG
Holy hell you suck
Luke Anderson
When will the new operation release? Isn't it today?
Jordan Sullivan
I don't cheat though
Austin King
Ebin dude Kill yourself
Xavier Morgan
After dreamhack HOPEFULLY (doubtfully)
Luis Price
So just because im better than you I should kill myself? ok
Nathan Edwards
Just tell me if it was prime or non prime and US or EU
Adrian Jones
Yes
Jace Scott
This new rank is hard!
>Tfw tied for middle of the team score with 13 kills and 3 deaths
Owen Peterson
Still better than losing
Lincoln Richardson
amazing.
Top tier banter.
Nicholas Taylor
:3c
Dominic Cox
I envy you. Your life must be so simple to be able to get joy out of this. I wish I could just turn it all off and be like you.
Checkmate I guess.
Parker Wood
How far does the matchmaking go? As an aussie am I gonna be teamed up with asians?
Pretty scared of that, are they crazy good like in other online games