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First for Zenyatta is the most woke offense hero.
Yes homoposting.
But only canon homos.
How many layers of tranquility are you on?
I live in the sewers beneath Blizzard HQ and sometimes crawl up through the bowels of the the building to steal food from the break room and I sneak through their offices in the middle of the night to play on their internal PTR servers ask me anything
>internal ptr
???????
McCree is very handsome cowboy!
I finished my new favorite book today!
Like, maybe two or three right now, my dude.
What are they considering for Mercy's new E ability?
Next time you go there, could you piss in the water cooler and shit diarrhea in the coffee machine?
Why did you get a creative writing degree?
She drops on her knees and starts to masturbate. It was originally an emote and works like one, but they decided to make in ability. It makes ult meter go up. Not as fast as healing, but slower than doing nothing.
>no homo posting
>we get 2 more canon homos
Come on now
Why do you keep putting estrogen in their coffee?
That's so nice to hear, user! What book was it?
Bloo posting
is platinum elo hell? i swear i cant escape this shit hole but whenever I queue with master+ friends I do fine and hold my own, so I know I'm at the very least a decent player.
Fareeha's smile must be protected!
I want bleu.
Solo queuing is hell. It's pure fucking luck.
>tfw reach level of enlightenment and get Sombra POTG
>It's impossible to gauge Bastion's effectiveness on the PTR because all the matches there are nonstop meme team setups.
Anyone got a chance to try Bastion 2.0 in a serious team comp against another serious team comp? How did he perform in (or against) a Standard (2-2-2)/dive/triple tank deathball set up?
>that qt bloo woman of markmanship
Wouldn't mind getting a whiff of that blue derriere.
Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk!
It was really really good and had an amazing story!
Chuck also wrote Fight Club!
Best girl. Glad she is getting some new voicelines or maybe a new animated short.
>Cap all points without trouble
>3-0
>Defend the first point until overtime
>They cap it in overtime and snowball
>3-3
>Everyone starts blaming each other
>Fail to get the first point
>Draw or loss
Every fucking game. It's so tilting because games like that take so long. 30 minutes for nothing when everything went fine and it looked like a win already. Getting stomped would at least allow me to queue again sooner
she's been in the most animate shorts by far we don't need another one dammit
>she has an amphibious mission
>canon skimpy diving gear
>new skin
>Next event is Mardi Gras
>Widow already has a carnival skin
Its a ballet skin ashkully
Interesting! I haven't heard of it, but I liked Fight Club, so I'll have to check it out! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!
I know, but the mask is a carnival mask
Casual skins when?
Do people actually enjoy playing as Rein? Looks boring as fuck.
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All this characters gallery costumes would look good on Widow.
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>OH BOY ANOTHER DAY IN MY LIFE I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY OVERWATCH
>battle.net is installing
Wait what probably just some battle.net update
>Overwatch is installing
Why the fuck
The entire fucking blizzard folder deleted itself over night
nice launcher blizzbabbies
Its the black swan ashkully
Hi!
So reaper and soldier 76 is an abusive relationship right?
it's fun because he is op, he can 2/3 shot most people and his shift is basically a one hit kill, also durable as fuck
but yeah holding the shield for your team and just watching them die is boring AF
In exactly 1 year we will have a winter games Widowmaker
Howdy
If tracer gagged on cock till she cried would she stop being a faggot?
I remember when I used to read Chuck's books and liked them. You'll grow out of it eventually too, so enjoy it while you can!
Bonjour.
Formerly not abusive. Do not bully.
>Learn how to effectively double jump on offense maps with junkrat
>Nobody in lower ranks knows how to deal with this
This is honestly really fun.
Who hurt you, user?
Play him and find out.
There is no feeling more satisfying than either charging an enemy Rein or blocking a key ult and rescuing your entire team.
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What if that's how she became a lesbian?
post webm?
What that was a romantic post.
More like a concerned one
Common sense says women are lesbians because they haven't had a good dicking.
>place mine down
>wait for mine cooldown to stop
>jump off mine, throw and detonate a new mine in air
>go twice as far
>incredible
Tracer and winston are inseparable best buds! Nothing can get between them.
>thinks theres something wrong with relentlessy deepthroating cute women
Wow you shitlord. Her body her choice.
How you enjoying the new canon friend?
>play her for the first time in comp
>do okay
Good day
Is it weird to be good at flick shooting but terrible at tracking? Most of my Widow kills are flick headshots, but when I try to do basic tracking I can't hit anything but bodyshots unless they don't know where I am.
It's pretty good.
i want to get high and play with this girl while she does her widow impression
You need totally different sens for both.
I know a woman that looks just like widow and plays overwatch.
Its even better because she likes me.
Why do so many women play overwatch? I mean compares to there games. I swear I know more girls IRL that play overwatch then boys.
Exceptionally nice husbando spread in terms of both quality and variety.
Greetings
She got me into it then i got her more into it.
But will it get better? Chu don't let me down!
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>Be Rein, in diamond
>Get volskaya
>Have to beg our single healer to go lucio instead of mercy
>"Speedboost us and we're go in left straight to the point"
>Walk in, there's a Dva out of position that we should be able to get
>Roadhog walks in with me, I die to the team swarming me after a few seconds
>The rest of my team is hiding outside the choke
>They rush in .5 seconds later, swarm a reinhardt in the left room, poke at his shield and die to mccree and dva
>Decide to try it again. Tell them to just go with me to the point instead of poking for four minutes.
>I walk in, point my shield at the enemy team and go towards the point
>My team is behind the choke, throwing trash damage at them
>"Rein, stop fucking going in. We need to make a push."
What the fuck am I supposed to do. How am I supposed to win matches as a tank when my team is like this.
Hello there!
My dick is gonna get between Winston's asscheeks
I have a challenge for you /owg/
Can you secure a team kill using only 2 ultimates?
You may use any combination of characters on your own team, and everyone else can use their other abilities but only 2 people in your team can ult.
People on the enemy team might have ults of their own.
How do you do it?
Please no. Winston is not for sexual.
>sombra m2 hacks rein
>grav + hanzo or grav + pulse or grav + dva bomb
FUCK OFF, REAPER BELONGS TO Ashe
>tfw no healer gf
>Tracer secretly signs up Winston for an Online dating site, partly as a practical joke
>miracle of all fucking miracles, it matches him up with a female gorilla that also escaped the moon base
>they really hit it off
>Tracer gets insanely jealous of this bitch stealing her best friend
Rein ultimate + zarya ultimate. For a good 3 seconds the enemy team is bunched up and helpless.
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how is blizzard "fixing" matchmaking next season to keep the autists out of my game?
I'm hoping blizzard surprises players with a big content patch.
But those thighs tho
You can't stop me
Monkey buffs when?
WHEN
H
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N
I'm tired of running away from Roadhog.
I'm supposed to be a tank too for fucks sake.
Annyeong!
Roadhog needs a nerf more fookin like it
He OHKOs the entire cast. He can go down quickly in 6v6, but he's nearly unstoppable in 3v3
>the entire cast
Fuck me, ALMOST the entire cast
>kill a Winston as Tracer
>she says "Sorry big guy..."
>feel like shit after
these cute friend posts are doing something to me
Why's it so much fun to bully the weak?
>In an attempt to bond with the female gorrila tracer decides to take her out to town
Before she leaves though she leaves a note for winston to find making it seem like the female gorrila left him.
>while driving to the city nearest from Gibraltar Tracer makes a stop where she picks up a tranquilizer gun she hid earlier
>knocks the female gorrila out and then hires a black market doctor to surgically remove her vocal cords
>tracer then let's the female loose in the city
>she watches as the bewildered gorrila is places into the nearby zoo
>she goes back to winston and comforts him
>there, there big guy. It's alright. I'm here for ya. I'm sure wherever she is she is in a happier place on her own.
Is it possible to climb from 2800 to 3500+ in a group of 2?
Me and my friend are doing it, from what I can tell we're doing ok, but we're nearly always stuck playing rein + Lucio. Just can't seem to get any higher
Duostacking is basically cheating in ranked mode. If you can't climb past masters with it you're doing something wrong.
I NEED
FUCKING
290 COMP POINTS
WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET 'EM BEFORE THE SEASON IS OVER FFFFUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK
>Kill tracer with any 120 damage attack that's boosted with Mercy beam or discord orb
Do tank dps or heal dps. Do NOT pocket your friend.