/utg/ - Undertale general

>boy and a girl on a date
>gay
???

Awful edition.

Cuck

Thanks for the fresh stuff.

how does this make you feel?

Goodnight /utg/!

Chara burpfic?

Goodnight fish!

Good, it makes me feel good.
Goodnight!

>undertale gay general
so the memes are true

mhmm and how bout this?

i wanna fall asleep in asriel's arms

I'm not to partial to Mettaton or men, sorry.

ok but I'm not putting my glasses back on

why is there no good mettaton porn
it's so frustrating aaaarrrgghh

alright, thanks for participating your results will come in next week
sayu does some alright stuff, no homo

as long as your eyes rest upon him that is all i ask

okay good night /utg/

Finally, an edition for me

Good night!

>Asgorefags are giant homosexuals despite Asgore being straight
>Undynefags are all straight men despite Undyne being a big gay
really makes you think

glasses are cute put them on

dont we all

Fill it out

oh no, cute alternative outfits are my true weakness for every character
I'm going to go blind

but I'm posting from bed!

>no obscure waifus
>no r63 waifus
theyre all garbage in my opinion

It gives me the vapors

Find the sprites/iamges and put them in, you dingus.
Also
>r63
that's a shit fetish!

>I'm posting from bed!
put those glasses on and i might join you ( ;

>>r63
>that's a shit fetish!
no that's scat

Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a very short Friday, and you all have a good long weekend!

Good night!

listen here boyo if i want cute girls im gonna get em

r63 is not scat, you silly dumpling.

good night momdude

the blindness will be worth it, it will be last thing you see and remember it always but maybe you should rest your eyes and not go blind
goodnight

nighty night

Why not just stick with the female characters then?

none of the main ones are cute and im greedy

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>none of the main ones are cute
nigger what

>none of the main ones are cute

What? Undyne, Toriel, and Alphys are all cute though.

bad taste

I know

weird

dont like fit girls, goats or alphys which i find weird myself because i like a lot of the lizard's traits

...

what the fuck

>dont like fit girls

i should cut you

>dont like fit girls
WHAT
WHY

put that winky face away you scamp, I'm too tired and beat up for your shenanigans tonight

you're right but I like these hours, gimme 10 more minutes

>your favorite will never be your real life boy/girlfriend

make it deep daddy
i dunno, other body types are more appealing to me. less of a disdain more of there are better options ya feel?

>less of a disdain more of there are better options ya feel?

Well in that case, I can give you a pass

but just barely

arent old people supposed to go to bed early?

bummer

well there is one way...

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gonna garrote you with a lovingly handmade scarf one day, son

>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Think I see a black dot moving across the ceiling
>Not sure if it's just my imagination so I turn the flashlight on my phone on
>It's a huge cockroach
>Follow it across the room waiting for it to get close enough
>It does and I miss, falls behind a big stack of boxes and I can't find it

I'm scared /utg/ help me

burn the place down

kinky

I can't that's dangerous and this is an apartment

Call an exterminator. Where there is one roach, there are fifty more.
Either that or....

feed it to chara

feed it to something

feed it pizza

I might have to do that but I'm not happy

no gross chara does not eat buggies

I do not have anything that eats bugs

My sister would be mad because it is her pizza and I don't see how that would help the situation

when chara is really hungry (like always), she can eat pretty much anything!!!

Lmao nigga its a fucking cockroach those things are literally completely harmless, just annoying

If you think you have an infestation call an exterminator in the morning but dont wet your panties over it.

Definitely call the exterminator, I thought it would just be one roach but not calling at the first sign was a huge mistake.

you would earn the roach's trust and make a friend

oh shit a femanon?
HOT DAMN

Those things carry diseases though.

well she might be hungry sometimes but she's not gonna eat gross stuff like bugs!

but its gross user and it was in my room

Yeah, I think I'm going to ask my mom to in the morning...

but he would still be in my room and I wouldn't know how to tell him to please leave my home

It is the roach's home now, it just allows you to live there. Better make friends now before it's too late.

what?! what if I don't find him? Am I going to be okay?

>there are people who don't forge peace treaties with spiders in their room
>they squish them because they're climbing on the walls no one uses

Why are humans such selfish murderers? Muffet was right.

well muffet is cute and I love her and even her spiders which are just like little dots with legs are kinds cute but real spiders are scary and gross to me

Yeah man, you'll be fine. Just don't touch them.

>real spiders are scary and gross to me

but they're bros

Floridafag here. Huntsman spiders keep the roaches and palmetto bugs out. And for free too.

>play undertale
>shortly after decide not to kill a spider in my room
>wake up with two spider bites
They all must die.

okay...

well, yeah but whenever I see them I get scared and I feel like I have to get rid of them and I can't stop thinking about them and I get scared. I live in florida too so maybe this wouldn't have happened if there was a spider, but it's still scary and I'd just like all bugs to please leave my house please

Just watch this video and see how bro tier huntsmen are

youtube.com/watch?v=r011GRdai8Q

There's literally nothig wrong with Asriel trapping you under his soft furry pawpads.

but what if I didn't want him to do that

And also are they his hands or feet

feet obv

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