You have 3 seconds to tell me why this isn't the best car in the world

>Cadillac prestige
>640HP
>630TQ
>Seats 5 large Americans
>Recaro bucket seats
>Quad Exhausts
>Aero that actually serves a purpose
>sexy as fuuuaaaaaarkk

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>sexy

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I wish they still made it in manual. It'd be the ultimate hooning machine

>640hp in a sedan

I don't get it. Why would you have a car with that much power? I remember when the M5 debuted with 570 and I figured that was the ceiling

How long until we have a truly mass-produced 1000hp vehicle?

>as fuaaaarkkkkkk

>gas mileage
then again if you care about that why are you buying a 600+ hp car

It really would but with this much power an automatic will be faster. I don't mind autos in this because it's a large sedan at the end of the day, it's meant to be a fast cruiser.

Why not? It screams the American dream. What everyone yearns for. Excess, but not in an excessive way. It's truly the epitome of what the American dream cumulates to once you've reached it.

Who gives a single flying fuck about an extra few dollars per tank?

This car is $100,000.00, if gas mileage is your first question you should be looking at a Prius

Casey Anthony's daughter lived longer than most Cadillacs.

Just listen to it.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ezF6SSy30

Because you can build or a car, or you can build a Cadillac

Does it come in manual?
No?
Fuck off.

Not a wagon.
No Stick.

doesn't sound as good as a gt350r

Why have any car with over 500 hp?

a manual variant would only be slower I seriously dont get you
>b-but muh fun!!

>Cadillac prestige
That's not a real thing anywhere except for poor parts of the US and maybe Mexico

At least it's unique... Ford just copied ferrari.
It's part of the cool/ridiculous factor

Gen III V doesn't have a Manual option seriously?

>just copied ferrari

lol for good reason. A cross plane crankshaft is fantastic.

>Cadillac prestige
ayy lamo what is this the 1950s

first gen
>Sedan only
>Manual only

Second gen
>Sedan, coupe, wagon
>Manual and automatic

Third gen
>Sedan only
>Automatic only

What the fuck were they thinking?

American here, that can only fit 4 large Americans. The 5th spot would be used for the McDonald bags or as an arm rest for the large arms.

desu if I could afford any daily driver i'd probably choose this

>640 hp
>630 tq
>sexy
Fucking great bait op, I drive a juke but with 3k and some simple mods I'd whoop any Cadillac ass

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

Making over 680hp to the FRONT WHEELS where the power belongs.

Has a black box.

>prestige

stopped reading there, hey GM marketing, how's your sunday going ?

>buying a 640hp sedan to NOT have fun

>cadillac """"""prestige"""""""

Stopped reading there.

The automatic and sedans sell the most while the wagons and manuals sold less. So, in turn, they only released the transmission and bodystyle that prints them money instead of burning them.

Economics 101, user. What's so hard to get?

>Cadillac prestige
Maybe in the 1950s

Cadillac
Build for Tyrone, BY Tyrone.

versus build by Hanz, for Hanz

>built by muhammad for muhammad

Muds are too low skill to work there but I see your point.
Lets say Built by Hanz, Made for Mohammed

>implying Hanz isn't getting gentrified by muhammad

>Cadillac prestige

spotted the guido

>too low skill to work there
>too low skill to work in an auto factory
Yeah, really tough to plug in 4 connectors and install a fender liner for 12 hours a day. Modern cars are designed to be manufactured by unskilled people, actually skilled people spend lots of time figuring out how you can design a car in such a way a retard can't fuck it up on the assembly line.
>B-but the Audi R8 is extra special and assembled by engineers and scientists
No, it's not, that's a press photo, it's no different than any other Volkswagen

I know this is bait but CTS-Vs in general are pretty goddamned sexy

A bit turned off by the lack of a manual

Hopefully they'll make that ATS-V8 that rumors were about so we can get all that goodness in a lighter package with a 6 speed manual.

>GM
>Prestige
You're a funny guy