/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for Pharah.

>TF2 is pretty gay and somewhat similar to anal sex with a gorilla.

fixed

I meant imagine roadhog hooking ledges and flying around, retard.

>Play comp
>Attack on Eichenwalde
>"I'm feeling Hanzo will be a good pick"
>get to the chokepoint
>headshot Mercy and Symmetra
>proceed to wipe the enemy team with the help of my team
>"I'm on fiya!"
>Teammates and I emote on the payload
>Someone on the other team leaves, causing the game to end

Shout out to my team and especially my Ana. You guys were fun to play with, even if the match only lasted about 30 seconds.

I'll see if I can make a webm.

Best waifu

fix her

I miss that period of time where nobody questioned me playing D.Va every match

>no word on a skin
Suffering.jpg

is this true? wtf

I will break you

maybe if you could form proper sentences that would have been what you said

retard.

How did this ugly fuck marry this bitch

>best girl
>best boy
All in one post

Ignore them
unless you suck, then get off her and let me play D.va

a shit

Is it alright that I smurf just so I can be an anti smurf?

I pretty much just fuck around and heal, or try to show new players how cool being behind reins shield can be.
I only try when I see another smurf, then counter pick and bully only them.
I just hate seeing try hard smurfs ruining others fun.
I

personality/ambitions trumps looks to women

So, have you guys heard about this? Mei and Mercy Nendoroid all but confirmed.

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753148967?page=2#post-26

How do ugly fucks usually get bitches, user? Come now, you should know.

>it's another shit dps who can't outdps a tank and throws as soon as things stop going his way game

$$$$$

I still can't get over how cute Junkrat looks in glasses. I love the detail on Symmetra's arm too - it's a really cool way of incorporating her prosthesis into the Atlantis aesthetic!

>no Pharah

...

Trashmouse is just that lovable

pharah would never dress that way

fuck off Jeff!!

This is Strike Commander Winston and Second in Command Lena Oxton. Say something nice about them!

We'll get school girl D.Va before we get a Pharah Nendoroid.

JESUS FUCK THAT'S KEPHRI'S WIFE?

mei is a fat fucking autistic bitch

>ugly fuck married an ugly bitch
wooooooow

It hurts when Winston gives her the D

Why? Because you cant insta gib him with a scatter arrow?

Noone cares about pharah. Noone even play this bitch. Lol.

Tracer is Bi not Gay

>Go Lucio for the first round on Volskaya
>We barely cap the second point but we manage with Sound Barrier and my boops
>Team is chill so far
>Figure Lucio may not synergize well on Defense with how my team plays, enemy team may switch up their comp
>Go Bastion
>People start saying to stay Lucio
>One guy agrees with my decision
>We're holding them off very well
>Enemy team suddenly breaks past the choke point
>I'm the last to die but I killed Pharah, Mercy and Tracer and my team already left spawn
>Cave in to the Lucio demands
>Still lose the point due to trickling in
>The match snowballs
>Go back to Bastion
>Delete half the enemy team
>Get focused down
>Team dies shortly after
>Lose
>Fuck you, Bastion. Kill yourself.
>Gold Eliminations, Damage, Objective Kills, and Healing
>The only person on my team on fire

What the fuck?

that sound not so bad

>School girl D.VA
>She uses spats under her skirt

Now I want to kill myself for living in a reality where this skin isn't real

They can't do a worst job then the last few jokers that ran it.

who is Zarya engaged to?

Mother Russia?

Wow, mean.

Sorry user, but she's done with men. Don't worry, she will still be your friend

Source?

Why does tumblr hate D.Va ships so much?

Chu tweeted that they will get new stuff when someone asked if widowmaker and mccree will get skins this year.

>play sombra
>dva on the enemy team
>you can absolutely shred her because her hitbox is bigger than your spray at any range
>you can generate like 50% of your ultimate off a single dva life

this is a pretty good example of why spread is a bad way to balance guns effectiveness.

Remove spread, lower damage per hit, manage fall off better. Reward consistency over randomness.

Any non meta hero makes people chimp out, even if you carry with him.

Well not including Zenyatta everyone else is at least 6 years older then year (and I doubt people wanna see her hook up with Junkrat) so the age thing is probably there.

Jack was a better commander

No, she's married to big Russian bear

not shipping D.rat

They are are cute friends and will lead Overwatch to greatness!

But tracer does not like dick. And Winston would never do such a thing to his best friend.

Go to bed morrison .

But she's of age so what's the problem

Pharah doesn't wear mini skirts like that! She wears pants!

I know she's 19 but everyone sees D.Va as this sweet innocent little girl still.

Which, actually makes the whole "has experienced war horrors that make most vets cry" thing kind of worse.

Why does every fucking game have a genji widow combo now?

Smug needs a hug.

At least her voice actor is recording something new.

>professional streamer and Internet troll, with experience dealing with sleazy Dan Schneider Hollywood executives
>and also a soldier who has been exposed to combat
>innocent and sweet

>play against a silver boarder
>almost certain to be an autistic genji or mercy main

what draws very high volume players to these two particular characters, I mean I sort of get genji because he has a highish skill ceiling but mercy is easily on of the lowest skill caps in game

Because monkey is trash so things he hypothetically eats can ignore him while the three tanks delet him.

Shield to 1000 hp.
Jump cooldown reduced by one sec.

What would you think of me when I get Soldier's golden gun only because he got a buff that makes him viable?

MCREE IS FOR GAY ONLY

>leaving shield at 13 seconds, the longest fucking cooldown in game

Jump and shield are his fucking bread and butter and without shield is nearly nothing.

Cut shield CD in half instead of giving it twice the health.

What is the point of actively sabotaging your team outside of your little party of friends?

>Call out our Genji for not playing well
>Politely tell him to either get it together or get off him
>No response
>At Critical HP numerous times
>The two healers on our team who just so happen to be stacked with Genji refuse to heal me

Don't give me that LOS excuse either. I'll stand right in front of them and they just keep attacking the enemy or melee me.

Canon.

it's just qp, stop being maximum autism

>Eichenwalde
>We barely manage to capture the first point but they pretty much stop us from leaving the gates
>Time to defend
>Tell my teammates to go full cancer on them
>They actually do
>Team consists of Symmetra, Torbjorn, Junkrat, Bastion, Mercy and Mei (me)
>Our Bastion and Torbjorn keep any flanker from trying anything funny
>While Junkrat, Symmetra and I make sure nothing get past the archway
>Mercy has ult most of the time, so even if one of us die, she just res them right away to keep spamming at the choke
>enemy keeps his triple tank bullshit despite not being able to get anywhere near the point
>we win
>enemy team starts calling us every name under the sun

By all means we should have lost that... We didn't deserve to win and yet, thanks to how fucking broken Eichenwalde is we managed to do it.

I felt dirty afterwards

Because some people are unrelentingly petty/dunning krueger shitters.

There is no logic behind their actions, only mental illness.

Who's the top though?

Having the shield spammable would at least make up for it being made from cardboard so I guess.

At the end of the day 60 dps in a game where Ana and Lucio exist is just pointless as long as lightning doesn't have a utility to it. It should have a vampiric effect, slow, or apply a DoT so Monkey could do hit and runs to be a bit more annoying.

He needs something. He's a fat pick class that's barely fat and can't pick.

D.Va is a sociopath that treats real life like a video game and streams herself murdering people in her big armored meka. She likes it.

I fucking hate playing at the end of the season. Every fucking time I lose hundreds of rank.

They take turns.

>get matched with a diamond player who has a silver player in his party
>silver player instalocks Lucio

Blatant sniperwolf-tier boosting.

Hnnnng

>"I payed 60$ for this game - dont tell me how to play"
>"haha it's just a game bruh"
Some people just dont give a fuck.
Forget it and play the next match.

And I still need to grind about 40 competitive points, how do you think I feel?

Post YFW Sombr POTG with "hacking" highlight intro

>get matched with a diamond who has a gold in his party
>the diamond instalocks something fucking useless
Every time.

> We didn't deserve to win

Cut this shit out, you played to a maps strengths/weaknesses and won. A win is a win.

They could have easily gone dive comp and destroyed you, but they didn't, they just kept throwing themselves into a wall.

I can't deal with Pharah /owg/
I know this is about the most shitter thing I can say but I just can't fucking deal with her, even as Soldier.
She fucks me up in 2-3 hits while I need to land many more while looking up and hoping that her team ignores me. They don't.

McCree obviously.

Hanzo is Asian with a small dick and is a manlet.

God damn of all the dumbass crack ships in this game this is easily one of the most fucking stupid. Please fuck off, I genuinely don't know why it's so popular or why retards all over the internet try to declare that it's canon

I can definitely see it

Overwatch attracted a lot of people who had never played a shooter before and they latched on to the no aim character that never gets blamed when the team loses (while these things also apply to Lucio, Lucio is not a pretty blonde genius with angel wings)

I love it.

sombra can be good at taking down

Go winston
Jump on her and zap her
Place a bubble and watch her blow herself up