/utg/ - Undertale General

hot edgegote

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He's got a massive domg

Kingdings is just weird. Not even offensive or anything, just weird.

He should really get that whole missing skin on his left arm thing checked out.

cute goter and frisker

Howdy utg! I hope your Saturday has been good so far!

I like when the edgegoat looks menacing

it makes me want to worship

His pose is REALLY off with the legs. The snootle is a little too long for my liking too.

I'm afraid he takes after his father in that department. You will find that his sausages are in short supply....you might say that his package is small enough to put in an envelope? His willy is small.

Yea I know i was bored and looking for something to do

Holy fuck Sans as a boss is a fucking nightmare

It's like 10 inches flaccid

We posting jojo?

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Nope, it's 0.025 inches erect.

Mine was ok, got some stuff done, How about you

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>You will find that his sausages are in short supply
>sausages

never mind the length,multi-dick alone is a sight to behold

Well that's just slander

Take him away Mr. President

Thanks user. I hope you succeed in your endeavors and don't go crazy.

Multi 0.025 inch dicks? It wouldn't be fun for you.
Nah, it's truth.

I can't complain! Got caught up on minor things, laundry, chores etc. Been a pretty good day!

>Toriel
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>FLowey
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>Sans
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>Papyrus
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>Alphys
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>Mettaton
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>Napstablook
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>Glyde
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>Muffet
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>Muffets monster
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>The guard
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>Asriel & chara
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>Fishlizard
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>Napstablook + Mettaton
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>Mettaton x Burgerpants
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>Goat parents
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>Group
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Not him but I like it
thank you
its cute

Am i really the first one posting bots?
Oh well - post tunes with related pictures to start this thread off.
youtube.com/watch?v=4V90AmXnguw

How does that even work?

Also - does anyone know something more about that user from few threads back that was looking for a girl he met?

soundcloud.com/icebrigade/shit-gets-incredibly-real maybe

I come in here and nobody is speaking about the game as it is, you're all just looking at it as a way for you to get off. I know you had a reputation but darn I really dont like what im seeing.

You definitely dont get to be the first for the sneak peak
Bye Veeky Forums

Nice bait, Soriel.

wait is asriel's dick 10 inches or 0.025

Thanks twitter user!

don't lie toby, you've totally jacked it to undertail art

t.bait or tumblr
nothing to see here, folks.
it's either troll or someone new to Veeky Forums.

And nothing of value was lost that day

dont have a related picture but small world in music tastes
youtu.be/y32ejtuxSjM

Hey I have a question for you why are you such a shitty cuck?

Oh look, our troll is here.
You know what to do, anons. Report, Ignore, and hide. He is breaking rules.

don't forget.

I'm was new to Veeky Forums-/utg/ and I know better, Instead of making bait just discuss the game and wait for someone to reply.

Never forget

well you clearly forgot about the alarm clock and the comic, so eat a dick

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

yes

I love this fish.

this is true.

Well he's not wrong

yea

...And he's talking to himself again. Ignore it.

maybe but who cares

youtube.com/watch?v=vgSn0SbQJQI

So why are we not allowed to make fun of the cuckfags anymore? No one used to bitch about it but suddenly it became this big deal

No!

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YES!

So what is your headcanon for a teen Frisk?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls

But can the spider stop the Nightmare guy from taking over dreamland?!

she's a qt

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zlyvcti3kQU

ye

A young flirtatious girl who is kind, but also has a mischievous side and a dark "I will pummel you" side that you don't see because people ignore the fact you can beat monsters within an inch of their life and still get tp.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Yep.
Of course it is!
Very cute indeed!
Stop trying to deny it! It's not healthy! Accept her cuteness into your heart!
Yes. The good in her cuteness would be amplified by the innate cuteness present in dreamland. If her cuteness wasn't unstoppable before, it would be now!

Completely broken after what Sans did to them, spending most of their time doped in an asylum

Please answer this People are allowed to make fun of momfags and Skeletonfags but not dadfags? Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ
I don't know if this fits.
(This is harder than i thought.)

And we have a winner!

Making fun of a Dadfag is like making fun of the mentally disabled. You just don't do it.

Same with Asrielfags.

Watching the popular film "Space Jam" with the baby spider!
The baby spider being so excited to see what'll happen at the big game!
Stopping the film just before the big game starts, and snapping the disc in two!
Yelling at the baby spider to stop crying and to do the dishes!

you dont fuck with space jam dude what the hell is wrong with you

I'm not even a spiderfag but you're triggering the fuck out of me with the disc snapping!

WOAH WOAH, HOLD UP!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
You don't fuck with Space Jam.
That summons Michael Jordan to your house to kick your teeth in if you do that.

You fucking monster!

I should kick your ass

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OVER THE FUCKING LINE!

She's Asriel's waifu.

You could have just mailed it somewhere or just ended with stopping the movie
You can't just harm a Space Jam disk and expect everything to be okay!

a slut that does nothing but get fucked 24/7

That's too much. You crossed a line that no one should cross

A jack of all trades lusty young lad yearning for adventure but is secretly a fascist

Here, use this.

Asriel is a flower named Flowey

imgur.com/a/KH1fh

Appeasing Michael Jordan so he doesn't hurt anyone!
Getting another brand new copy of Space Jam from an online store after doing the dishes!
Watching it with the spider from where she last left off!
The spider being so excited and happy!

She's Flowey's waifu.

He bodyguards her stealthily. Dealing with all the enemies she accrued over her position as ambassador in ways he knows she would not approve of.

She offers the carrots. He offers the sticks.

what the heck is going on in here?

youtube.com/watch?v=0JpVkTek-eI

As for that user, I don't think he's given an update, if there is one to give

Just another day on utg.