What's the weirdest things you've found in the used car you just bought?

What's the weirdest things you've found in the used car you just bought?

I found party balloons and streamers in the back hidden in my jeep cherokee next to some expired penzoil.

I found some silicone earplugs in the glove box 7 months after I bought it.

....Someone never got their party..... Why :(

Worked as a detailer, you find tons of good shit.

-Jumper cables
-Sunglasses and cases
-Maps
-Good extra sets of rubber mats
-Snowbrushes
-Keychains
-Money. Biggest scores were $10 to $20 dollars. I saved all change I ever found in used cars for the six years I worked as a detailer. I got $310 of free money, counted it when I quit.

shhh... maybe they were just leftovers

I found a registration slip from nebraska stuffed behind the glovebox, along with kentucky and colorado stickers

I live California, my cherokee has seen some shit

>buy old Saab estate
>find jumper leads, tow rope in shrink-wrap, full med kit in shrink-wrap, 1/4" ratchet set and Haynes manual in rear storage things
>later find a disconnected 400w amplifier under the passenger seat and 3 identical flat screwdrivers in the engine bay

customer cars when i was a mechanic

>$150 in toonies and loonies in a auction Jaguar we were doing an inspection on
>cocaine baggie in the dash of a Explorer we were doing the heater core on, other guy kept it
>dead chopped up mouse in a blower motor fan
>gold necklace frozen in ice to the rear diff of a pickup truck, i kept it

many more im forgetting im sure

stuff ive bought

>1992 Nissan Maxima, old owner worked for the government. found papers with how to get around the casinos here without being on the cameras and profile list of the highest wanted cheaters and their pictures (90% Chinese people lol)
>1988 Nissan KingCab, behind one of the rear jumper seats found a Archie comic, inside was a old Kodak picture of what looks like the old owners girlfriend in the 90s
>1979 Toyota Supra, found the original deceased owners 70s Toyota club card

i have a few JDM cars and have heard stories of people finding coins and Pokemon cards under the seats and stuff, found nothing in them lol

not a car I bought but

>gf comes to visit after i move back home
>she drove her ex gf's car, they were still friends or some shit, idk
>both completely retarded when it comes to cars
>want me to change the brake pads because "it feels wobbly braking"
>whatever, they're gonna bitch me out if I don't
>go out to car to start job
>open hatch, look for spare jack in storage compartment
>some papers and shit, grab it all and move it
>oh fuck whats this rubber thing
>ooohh fuuck thats her ex's emergency roadside dildo
>ooooooohhhhh ffffuuuuccckk i just grabbed it with my bare hand
>quickly put it back and try to replicate the placement of the shit on top of it so she doesn't notice
>realize she'd probably be more embarrassed by me finding it than I would be about her knowing I found it
>shake off the heebie jeebies
>go inside and tell gf I don't have the right tool
>tfw

My father bought a 05 Chevy Trailblazer to take to Mexico, and when we were loading it, we found a working TOM TOM GPS inside a hidden compartment.
It was in pristine condition and all it needed was a charge. We used it for our trip to Mexico and I brought it back to the US.

fart stains

>blueprints for a bunker
>receipt of over $5000 from costco
>real police badge

Found a tiny kids coin purse underneath the driver's seat after I bought my Explorer. Had a few dollars and coins in it, with a plastic ring. Next to it was balled up foil with what looked like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Several screws and a few bulbs from the map and dome lights.

Also I found "I

Does every car have a build sheet tucked away somewhere? I hear about that on old cars from the 50s and 60s. What about the Japanese?

I

There was a turbocharger where the spare tire was supposed to be in the '95 eclipse I bought in '06.

>6 years
>$310
>$0.14 a day extra pay!
>$0.15 an hour pay raise!
>WORHT IT!

.015*
Shit.

Someone left a thin wrench that fits my bicycle's headtube under the rear seat bottom in my car. Can't beat free when it comes to specialty tools like that.

>her ex gf
>dating a dyke

free money is still free money, goy.

>buy comanche from ancient hick
>get it into the shop
>horn button falls off
>ounce of weed taped inside

It was more like a couple grams but that's not how the meme goes. Looked like he forgot it in there like a year ago.

buttons hidden underneath the dash that do fucking nothing

Pills, weed , pipe, porn, a stiffed manaquin from halloween i saw for a split second and then freaked out for 3 days thinking it was a body.

Bro just found a crack pipe in his mustang.

>emergency roadside dildo

About 6 months after I bought it, I found a bolt in the rubber weather seal just under the windscreen. No idea how long it had been there.
When I sold it, there was an empty water bottle, some cable ties, and maybe a few cans of energy drink tucked away in places.

>buy 87' Z
>Tear interior apart for detailing
>Vape pen, Chuck e cheese tokens, and a receipt from 1989

playstation 2 controllers ran through the carpet

An 8mm pistol under the back seat.
I returned it

in money and not including all the other stuff he mentioned dumbass

I found a hi-point magazine and a few loose bullets under the driver's seat of an old civic I cleaned out. I think I still might have it somewhere

Fuk ton of socks. A mazda badge. Super strong and large neodynimum magnet. Diamond ring.

Rope, duct tape, handcuffs, garbage bags and a shovel in the trunk.

Was the previous owner Ted Bundy?

bought a used lexus

front seat cracks and under seat
>drug mini zip lock (button bags?)
>swisha wrappers

back seat
>small pieces to kids toys
>playdough bottle filled with what looked like weed crumbs and more wrappers
>microsd - corrupted

That's where I hide my weed

A dead cockroach in the rear seat armrest cubby

Worst $1000 ever

>bdsm whip
>golf ball
>a revolver
>a bag of weed
>a roach, both kinds
>roll of gold dollars
>vomit, regularly
>a note in the glove box doing one of those look up, look down, look right kind of pranks but it took me around to different parts of the car
>winnie the pooh bear doll under the spare tire
>several rings
>lots of food, fries in particular
>the other day had a manual accent hatch come in
>it had an ambient spa cd in the player along with thick fuzzy socks and eucalyptus spray in the center console
t. used vehicle inspector at a dealership

>04 Lancer
>8ball of cocaine and a nicklebag of what i assume is heroin

Bought from a police officer, folks.

>05 Xterra
center console
>fuel injector
>screwdriver
>motley crew cd
>$25 in change
>mint lotion
The guy I bought this car from bought off-road tires and didn't get a spare so I found 0 spare tires.

Like 500 rds of 22lr in the carpet section under the weird tray thing behind the seat in an old 1st gen dodge ram.

cattle ear tags
pine needles
rotating light

A lollipop shaped like a penis.

who /porter/ here
>two $100s in a rental car
>butt smacker sex toy. everyone smacked each other with it, that thing hurt. It was given to "Stinky" who just bought a used sex swing from amazon.com to replace the one he broke
>bag of potatoes in trunk which turned to goo/maggots
>weed, condoms, bullets. Sample pack of viagra from like 2002, Stinky took that home.
>microsd and usb sticks (too afraid to plug in)
>hoarder cars like a ford windshart full of empty brake fluid bottles, full diapers, full bags of uneaten mcdonalds
>random weird shit like an invitation letter to a 1976 valentine's day dance

>10" steel nail hidden under the carpet in my rear hatch

Found it when I was installing a subwoofer and amp in my C5

Arlington?

That totally sounds like the one that used to belong to a friend.

>expired penzoil

Wut